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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hatrack Motel | 1 | Call-ready | 405.4 | 109.0 | 15 | 105 |
| Oasis Motel | 2 | Call-ready | 351.4 | 77.5 | 15 | 127 |
| Americas Best Value Inn & Suites | 3 | Call-ready | 351.4 | 77.5 | 15 | 127 |
| The Roadrunner Motel | 4 | Call-ready | 405.4 | 109.0 | 15 | 105 |
| Super 8 Yucca Valley | 5 | Call-ready | 661.6 | 208.8 | 12 | 12 |
| Sands Motel | 6 | Call-ready | 494.3 | 142.6 | 18 | 35 |
| Desert Sky Motel & RV Park | 7 | Call-ready | 494.3 | 142.6 | 18 | 35 |
| Spark by Hilton Yucca Valley Joshua Tree | 8 | Call-ready | 333.1 | 68.7 | 18 | 44 |
| Best Western Joshua Tree Hotel & Suites | 9 | Call-ready | 333.1 | 68.7 | 18 | 44 |
| SureStay Plus by Best Western Yucca Valley Joshua Tree | 10 | Call-ready | 333.1 | 68.7 | 18 | 44 |
| Yucca Valley Joshua Tree | 11 | Call-ready | 333.1 | 68.7 | 18 | 44 |
| Desert Drifter | 12 | Call-ready | 366.4 | 93.4 | 20 | 31 |
| Black Rock Campground | 13 | Call-ready | 417.6 | 213.7 | 9 | 6 |
| Star Rise Retreat | 14 | Call-ready | 541.3 | 418.9 | 14 | 9 |
| Field Station Yucca Valley/Joshua Tree National Park | 15 | Call-ready | 560.5 | 26.0 | 19 | 27 |
| Yucca Inn Motel & Apartments | 16 | Call-ready | 560.5 | 26.0 | 19 | 27 |
| Field Station Joshua Tree | 17 | Call-ready | 560.5 | 26.0 | 19 | 27 |
| Travelodge Inn & Suites by Wyndham Yucca Valley/Joshua Tree | 18 | Call-ready | 560.5 | 26.0 | 19 | 27 |
| Desert View Motel | 19 | Workable | 319.6 | 23.2 | 23 | 17 |
| The Rock Corral Ranch | 20 | Call-ready | 338.5 | 32.8 | 19 | 1 |
| Mojave Desert Retreat | 21 | Call-ready | 140.6 | 29.3 | 20 | 10 |
| Lonesome Dove Motel | 22 | Workable | 48.3 | 46.0 | 33 | 12 |
| Pioneertown Corrals | 23 | Workable | 53.3 | 41.3 | 26 | 26 |
| A STAR Private Resort | 24 | Workable | 52.3 | 41.0 | 27 | 26 |
| Echo Ranch House | 25 | Call-ready | 180.2 | 29.4 | 28 | 5 |
| The Inn at The Ruin | 26 | Call-ready | 114.3 | 38.2 | 21 | 6 |
| Calmada Private Resort & Boutique Hotel | 27 | Call-ready | 184.0 | 26.6 | 23 | 5 |
| Black Lava Lodge | 28 | Call-ready | 177.7 | 26.9 | 22 | 6 |
| Thunderbird Lodge Retreat | 29 | Workable | 67.2 | 33.9 | 19 | 5 |
| Sunset Moon Desert | 30 | Workable | 140.1 | 19.1 | 24 | 4 |
| Mojave Beach | 31 | Tethering territory | 4.0 | 32.3 | 16 | 3 |
| Starland | 32 | Workable | 82.1 | 19.1 | 24 | 5 |
| Rancho Mojave | 33 | Workable | 107.8 | 14.6 | 19 | 7 |
| Rock Reach House | 34 | Risky | 77.6 | 15.6 | 103 | 12 |
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