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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Westwoods Inn & Suites | 1 | Call-ready | 402.7 | 59.7 | 11 | 56 |
| Rising Star Motel | 2 | Call-ready | 488.2 | 226.8 | 12 | 69 |
| Staybridge Suites Detroit - Woodhaven by IHG | 3 | Call-ready | 402.7 | 59.7 | 11 | 56 |
| Bates Motel | 4 | Call-ready | 421.7 | 324.6 | 6 | 104 |
| Super 8 | 5 | Call-ready | 465.4 | 78.3 | 15 | 88 |
| Holiday Inn Express Windsor Sonoma Wine Country | 6 | Call-ready | 277.0 | 123.6 | 16 | 125 |
| Holiday Inn Windsor - Wine Country | 7 | Call-ready | 277.0 | 123.6 | 16 | 125 |
| Bishop's Cottage | 8 | Call-ready | 359.6 | 52.9 | 17 | 58 |
| Melody Lane Motel | 9 | Call-ready | 490.9 | 211.3 | 14 | 105 |
| Art by Jo Anna McGinnis | 10 | Call-ready | 507.8 | 306.1 | 17 | 81 |
| Tel Wick Inn DTW Taylor - Detroit | 11 | Call-ready | 490.9 | 211.3 | 14 | 105 |
| Holiday Inn Express & Suites Allen Park | 12 | Call-ready | 377.4 | 96.4 | 14 | 126 |
| Knights Inn And Suites | 13 | Call-ready | 585.9 | 219.5 | 16 | 59 |
| Pecan Manor Bed & Breakfast | 14 | Call-ready | 507.8 | 306.1 | 17 | 81 |
| Talbot Commons Pocket Hotel | 15 | Call-ready | 507.8 | 306.1 | 17 | 81 |
| Ambassador Motel | 16 | Call-ready | 434.0 | 68.2 | 20 | 152 |
| Residence Inn | 17 | Call-ready | 426.1 | 381.1 | 10 | 11 |
| Katy-Rock Junction | 18 | Call-ready | 358.8 | 289.3 | 6 | 41 |
| River Rouge Lodge 55 | 19 | Call-ready | 411.1 | 83.7 | 12 | 11 |
| Clearview motel | 20 | Call-ready | 490.3 | 152.7 | 11 | 43 |
| Harion Inc | 21 | Call-ready | 458.7 | 184.8 | 13 | 43 |
| Southland Motor Lodge | 22 | Call-ready | 533.7 | 73.1 | 13 | 14 |
| Best Western Taylor Inn | 23 | Call-ready | 752.5 | 343.6 | 8 | 33 |
| Hampton Inn & Suites Windsor - Sonoma Wine Country | 24 | Call-ready | 365.5 | 101.6 | 17 | 22 |
| La Quinta Inn Detroit Southgate | 25 | Call-ready | 463.1 | 125.1 | 15 | 19 |
| Lamplighter Motel | 26 | Call-ready | 659.7 | 154.7 | 14 | 27 |
| Super 8 | 27 | Call-ready | 231.9 | 76.9 | 17 | 40 |
| Royal Choice Hospitality | 28 | Call-ready | 341.5 | 146.8 | 18 | 11 |
| Park Motel | 29 | Call-ready | 350.4 | 64.2 | 15 | 15 |
| Tiki Motel | 30 | Call-ready | 346.0 | 97.8 | 16 | 21 |
| Best Western Taylor Inn | 31 | Call-ready | 477.1 | 214.9 | 20 | 42 |
| Cashie River Treehouses and Campground | 32 | Call-ready | 581.0 | 217.9 | 28 | 17 |
| Cashie River Campground | 33 | Call-ready | 581.0 | 217.9 | 28 | 17 |
| Motel 6 | 34 | Call-ready | 368.7 | 36.1 | 20 | 53 |
| Holiday Inn Express & Suites Southgate - Detroit Area | 35 | Call-ready | 368.7 | 36.1 | 20 | 53 |
| Wyndham Garden Southgate | 36 | Call-ready | 401.4 | 40.5 | 26 | 25 |
| Tic Toc Motel | 37 | Call-ready | 259.9 | 197.6 | 10 | 8 |
| Wildlife Inn | 38 | Call-ready | 293.7 | 101.8 | 8 | 1 |
| Windsor Motel | 39 | Call-ready | 693.7 | 58.9 | 36 | 9 |
| WorldMark Windsor | 40 | Workable | 117.6 | 17.2 | 48 | 25 |
| Silver Creek Inn | 41 | Workable | 90.6 | 12.3 | 20 | 12 |
| Hilton Garden Inn Hartford North/Bradley Int'l Airport | 42 | Risky | 22.5 | 21.4 | 32 | 14 |
| Hyatt House Hartford North/Windsor | 43 | Risky | 22.5 | 21.4 | 32 | 14 |
| WorldMark Windsor | 44 | Tethering territory | 7.6 | 13.3 | 73 | 46 |
| WorldMark Windsor | 45 | Tethering territory | 7.6 | 13.3 | 73 | 46 |
| WorldMark Windsor | 46 | Tethering territory | 7.6 | 13.3 | 73 | 46 |
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