3 places ranked

Working from
west island cc

Ranked by the broadband measured at each address, worst-metric first, so the ones you can take a call from are at the top.

On the map

Hotel	#	Verdict	Down	Up	Ping	Tests
Cocos Beach Motel	1	Tethering territory	61.0	13.3	195	19
Cocos Castaway	2	Tethering territory	61.0	13.3	195	19
The Breakers Cocos	3	Tethering territory	61.0	13.3	195	19

Upload is emphasised because it decides whether your video call holds, and it is the column no hotel will tell you.