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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pukeko Retreat | 1 | Call-ready | 319.0 | 85.3 | 9 | 13 |
| Kiwiana | 2 | Call-ready | 319.0 | 85.3 | 9 | 13 |
| The Rocks Chalets | 3 | Call-ready | 306.3 | 80.2 | 9 | 13 |
| Shady Rest Luxury B&B | 4 | Call-ready | 233.2 | 68.6 | 10 | 7 |
| Mohua Motels Golden Bay | 5 | Call-ready | 230.5 | 61.7 | 8 | 6 |
| Anatoki Lodge Motels | 6 | Call-ready | 233.2 | 68.6 | 10 | 7 |
| YHA Annies Nirwana Lodge | 7 | Call-ready | 233.2 | 68.6 | 10 | 7 |
| Freedom Camping Takaka | 8 | Call-ready | 233.2 | 68.6 | 10 | 7 |
| Golden Bay Motels | 9 | Call-ready | 233.2 | 68.6 | 10 | 7 |
| Telegraph Hotel | 10 | Call-ready | 230.5 | 61.7 | 8 | 6 |
| Barefoot Backpackers | 11 | Call-ready | 233.2 | 68.6 | 10 | 7 |
| Boutique B & B | 12 | Call-ready | 443.4 | 109.1 | 12 | 3 |
| Junction Hotel | 13 | Call-ready | 230.5 | 61.7 | 8 | 6 |
| YHA New Zealand | 14 | Call-ready | 233.2 | 68.6 | 10 | 7 |
| Ashlea Downs | 15 | Call-ready | 374.1 | 97.7 | 10 | 7 |
| Waitapu Springs B&B | 16 | Call-ready | 249.7 | 109.5 | 21 | 1 |
| Pohara Beachfront Motel | 17 | Call-ready | 187.3 | 110.9 | 12 | 6 |
| Pohara sands | 18 | Call-ready | 187.3 | 110.9 | 12 | 6 |
| Apartments on Abel | 19 | Call-ready | 135.8 | 55.9 | 13 | 6 |
| Twin Waters Lodge | 20 | Call-ready | 467.9 | 36.6 | 31 | 1 |
| The Bay Lodge | 21 | Workable | 73.1 | 42.2 | 23 | 16 |
| Hangdog Camp | 22 | Call-ready | 303.1 | 32.4 | 28 | 7 |
| Autumn Farm gay accommodation | 23 | Call-ready | 303.1 | 32.4 | 28 | 7 |
| Freedom camping spot | 24 | Call-ready | 303.1 | 32.4 | 28 | 7 |
| Adventure B&B | 25 | Call-ready | 303.1 | 32.4 | 28 | 7 |
| Pukeko Retreat | 26 | Call-ready | 303.1 | 32.4 | 28 | 7 |
| Drift Off Grid | 27 | Workable | 116.4 | 23.3 | 24 | 8 |
| The Woolshed | 28 | Workable | 116.4 | 23.3 | 24 | 8 |
| Patons Rock Beach Villas | 29 | Workable | 98.3 | 22.6 | 24 | 1 |
| Adrift in Golden Bay | 30 | Workable | 62.1 | 17.7 | 49 | 23 |
| The Caboose | 31 | Workable | 59.8 | 21.4 | 31 | 3 |
| Collingwood Park Motel | 32 | Risky | 98.3 | 3.9 | 50 | 15 |
| Labyrinth Rocks Bed & Breakfast Golden Bay Accommodation | 33 | Risky | 98.3 | 3.9 | 50 | 15 |
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