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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gaikou Lodge | 1 | Call-ready | 116.7 | 79.5 | 7 | 64 |
| Swellendam Backpackers Adventure Lodge | 2 | Call-ready | 116.7 | 79.5 | 7 | 64 |
| Itha's Garden Cottage | 3 | Call-ready | 100.5 | 89.4 | 8 | 110 |
| The Rose Garden B&B | 4 | Workable | 98.3 | 82.3 | 7 | 71 |
| OENA escapes | 5 | Workable | 98.0 | 88.1 | 7 | 175 |
| Correctional Services (Swellendam) | 6 | Workable | 98.0 | 88.1 | 7 | 175 |
| Aanhuizen Guest House | 7 | Call-ready | 132.8 | 101.4 | 7 | 38 |
| Braeside Guest House | 8 | Call-ready | 132.8 | 101.4 | 7 | 38 |
| Mountain View Cottage | 9 | Call-ready | 136.9 | 103.9 | 8 | 11 |
| Schoone Oordt Country House | 10 | Call-ready | 132.8 | 101.4 | 7 | 38 |
| Herberg Roosje Van De Kaap | 11 | Workable | 89.7 | 63.0 | 7 | 131 |
| Lekker-Bly Self-Catering Cottage | 12 | Workable | 89.7 | 63.0 | 7 | 131 |
| Schoone Oordt Country House | 13 | Call-ready | 132.8 | 101.4 | 7 | 38 |
| De Kloof | 14 | Call-ready | 142.9 | 108.0 | 17 | 13 |
| Swellendam Municipal Park | 15 | Call-ready | 132.8 | 101.4 | 7 | 38 |
| Kloof Oaks B&B | 16 | Call-ready | 142.9 | 108.0 | 17 | 13 |
| Swellendam Bed & Breakfast | 17 | Call-ready | 136.9 | 103.9 | 8 | 11 |
| The View Swellendam | 18 | Workable | 89.7 | 63.0 | 7 | 131 |
| Bergview Guesthouse | 19 | Workable | 89.7 | 63.0 | 7 | 131 |
| Bo Kapie | 20 | Call-ready | 142.9 | 108.0 | 17 | 13 |
| A Hilltop Country Retreat | 21 | Call-ready | 132.8 | 101.4 | 7 | 38 |
| Carol's Cottage | 22 | Workable | 89.7 | 63.0 | 7 | 131 |
| De Wagenhuis Guest House | 23 | Call-ready | 142.9 | 108.0 | 17 | 13 |
| Heskwa Rekenaars | 24 | Call-ready | 132.8 | 101.4 | 7 | 38 |
| Kam'Bati River Resort | 25 | Call-ready | 142.9 | 108.0 | 17 | 13 |
| Country Cottage Swellendam | 26 | Workable | 89.7 | 63.0 | 7 | 131 |
| Guesthouse LaRachelle | 27 | Call-ready | 136.9 | 103.9 | 8 | 11 |
| Mountain View - Swellendam (South Africa) | 28 | Call-ready | 136.9 | 103.9 | 8 | 11 |
| SWELLEN2 Farm Lodge | 29 | Call-ready | 358.0 | 272.1 | 6 | 7 |
| Aan De Bergen | 30 | Workable | 58.8 | 56.3 | 10 | 128 |
| Old Thatch Lodge | 31 | Workable | 58.8 | 56.3 | 10 | 128 |
| On Main Luxury Self-Catering Cottages | 32 | Workable | 58.8 | 56.3 | 10 | 128 |
| Malagas Hotel & Conference Centre | 33 | Workable | 55.4 | 56.6 | 11 | 66 |
| Langeberg Manor B&B | 34 | Call-ready | 113.1 | 45.7 | 6 | 14 |
| Aan De Oever | 35 | Call-ready | 113.1 | 45.7 | 6 | 14 |
| Swellendam Backpackers Adventure Lodge | 36 | Call-ready | 113.1 | 45.7 | 6 | 14 |
| Elianthes | 37 | Workable | 84.0 | 74.5 | 5 | 37 |
| Bella Rosa Guest Gouse | 38 | Workable | 84.0 | 74.5 | 5 | 37 |
| 47 Berg Street | 39 | Call-ready | 113.1 | 45.7 | 6 | 14 |
| Dolittle Cottages | 40 | Workable | 84.0 | 74.5 | 5 | 37 |
| 33 Berg Selfcatering | 41 | Call-ready | 113.1 | 45.7 | 6 | 14 |
| A Riverbed Guesthouse | 42 | Call-ready | 113.1 | 45.7 | 6 | 14 |
| Impangele Bed and Breakfast | 43 | Workable | 83.1 | 85.7 | 9 | 11 |
| Swellendam Self Catering | 44 | Workable | 84.0 | 74.5 | 5 | 37 |
| Aquaelberg Place | 45 | Workable | 93.3 | 47.5 | 7 | 26 |
| Gaikou Lodge | 46 | Workable | 93.3 | 47.5 | 7 | 26 |
| Fazenda Log Cabin Retreat | 47 | Workable | 60.8 | 56.5 | 9 | 12 |
| Eco Treehouse | 48 | Workable | 59.9 | 55.9 | 9 | 13 |
| Fazenda Swellendam | 49 | Workable | 60.8 | 56.5 | 9 | 12 |
| Skipskop Chalets | 50 | Workable | 53.2 | 47.9 | 6 | 26 |
| De Oude Pastorie Guesthouse | 51 | Workable | 53.2 | 47.9 | 6 | 26 |
| The Berry Farm - Hermitage Valley | 52 | Workable | 69.7 | 68.2 | 34 | 29 |
| Schuster | 53 | Workable | 53.2 | 47.9 | 6 | 26 |
| Rosehaven Guest House | 54 | Workable | 43.1 | 50.9 | 18 | 24 |
| Pony Cottage | 55 | Workable | 43.6 | 40.6 | 18 | 75 |
| Arumvale Country House | 56 | Workable | 42.4 | 46.6 | 36 | 36 |
| The Ecotreehouse | 57 | Risky | 75.5 | 69.4 | 81 | 10 |
| Die Stal Swellendam | 58 | Risky | 75.5 | 69.4 | 81 | 10 |
| Heerden Huys | 59 | Workable | 51.1 | 36.9 | 6 | 40 |
| Aan de Eike | 60 | Workable | 51.1 | 36.9 | 6 | 40 |
| de Companjie | 61 | Workable | 51.1 | 36.9 | 6 | 40 |
| The Hideaway | 62 | Workable | 51.1 | 36.9 | 6 | 40 |
| Augusta de Mist Country House and Kitchen | 63 | Workable | 51.1 | 36.9 | 6 | 40 |
| Windmill Guesthouse | 64 | Workable | 51.1 | 36.9 | 6 | 40 |
| Kadie Cottage | 65 | Workable | 51.1 | 36.9 | 6 | 40 |
| Battenbergs Guest House | 66 | Workable | 51.1 | 36.9 | 6 | 40 |
| Cypress Cottage | 67 | Workable | 51.1 | 36.9 | 6 | 40 |
| Babette Bed and Breakfast | 68 | Workable | 51.1 | 36.9 | 6 | 40 |
| Gapa House | 69 | Risky | 36.6 | 29.6 | 9 | 15 |
| Aan de Heuvel Self-Catering Cottages | 70 | Risky | 36.6 | 29.6 | 9 | 15 |
| The Upper Deck Apartment | 71 | Risky | 36.6 | 29.6 | 9 | 15 |
| Malagas Hotel | 72 | Risky | 36.2 | 30.0 | 20 | 2 |
| Malagas Hotel | 73 | Risky | 36.2 | 30.0 | 20 | 2 |
| Bloomestate | 74 | Tethering territory | 50.5 | 41.9 | 188 | 14 |
| Swellendam Country Lodge | 75 | Tethering territory | 50.5 | 41.9 | 188 | 14 |
| Old Mill Guest House | 76 | Tethering territory | 50.5 | 41.9 | 188 | 14 |
| Bloomestate Swellendam | 77 | Tethering territory | 50.5 | 41.9 | 188 | 14 |
| Moolmanshof B&B | 78 | Tethering territory | 50.5 | 41.9 | 188 | 14 |
| Cape Town Breakaways | 79 | Tethering territory | 50.5 | 41.9 | 188 | 14 |
| Kam'Bati River Resort | 80 | Risky | 28.2 | 8.9 | 22 | 7 |
| Glenstroom Hut | 81 | Tethering territory | 10.4 | 4.9 | 7 | 1 |
| Jan Harmsgat JHG | 82 | Risky | 15.6 | 10.9 | 44 | 8 |
| Goedgeloof Hut | 83 | Tethering territory | 9.7 | 1.1 | 25 | 1 |
| Vrede Vallei | 84 | Tethering territory | 4.0 | 0.8 | 28 | 1 |
| Green Hills Swellendam | 85 | Tethering territory | 4.0 | 0.8 | 28 | 1 |
| Utopia | 86 | Tethering territory | 4.9 | 2.1 | 45 | 1 |
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