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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Artemis Hotel Swakopmund | 1 | Workable | 63.9 | 50.4 | 26 | 24 |
| The Beachhouse | 2 | Workable | 63.9 | 50.4 | 26 | 24 |
| Gondwana The Pearls Beach Pods | 3 | Workable | 63.9 | 50.4 | 26 | 24 |
| Strand Hotel Swakopmund | 4 | Workable | 63.9 | 50.4 | 26 | 24 |
| The Sea | 5 | Workable | 48.6 | 34.7 | 23 | 32 |
| Namib Guest House | 6 | Risky | 29.3 | 28.0 | 12 | 25 |
| Amanpuri Travellers Lodge | 7 | Risky | 29.3 | 28.0 | 12 | 25 |
| Organic Square Guesthouse 2 | 8 | Risky | 29.3 | 28.0 | 12 | 25 |
| Hansa Hotel | 9 | Risky | 26.9 | 19.1 | 15 | 112 |
| Hotel Schweizerhaus | 10 | Risky | 26.9 | 19.1 | 15 | 112 |
| Pension Rapmund | 11 | Risky | 26.9 | 19.1 | 15 | 112 |
| Villa Margherita | 12 | Risky | 26.9 | 19.1 | 15 | 112 |
| The Delight Swakopmund | 13 | Risky | 26.9 | 19.1 | 15 | 112 |
| Lifestyle B&B | 14 | Risky | 26.9 | 19.1 | 15 | 112 |
| Swakopmund Plaza Hotel | 15 | Risky | 26.9 | 19.1 | 15 | 112 |
| Prost Hotel | 16 | Risky | 26.9 | 19.1 | 15 | 112 |
| Swakopmund Luxury Suites | 17 | Risky | 26.9 | 19.1 | 15 | 112 |
| Marietjies Guesthouse | 18 | Risky | 26.9 | 19.1 | 15 | 112 |
| Atlantic Garden Boutique | 19 | Risky | 26.9 | 19.1 | 15 | 112 |
| Namibia Nights Accomodation | 20 | Risky | 26.9 | 19.1 | 15 | 112 |
| Villa Margherita | 21 | Risky | 26.9 | 19.1 | 15 | 112 |
| Cornerstone Guesthouse | 22 | Risky | 24.0 | 17.7 | 13 | 50 |
| Bushbabies-Inn | 23 | Risky | 24.0 | 17.7 | 13 | 50 |
| Swakopmund Guesthouse | 24 | Risky | 24.0 | 17.7 | 13 | 50 |
| Desert Sky Backpackers | 25 | Risky | 24.0 | 17.7 | 13 | 50 |
| Organic Square Guesthouse 1 | 26 | Risky | 24.0 | 17.7 | 13 | 50 |
| Fritz Manor B&B | 27 | Risky | 28.1 | 22.3 | 20 | 43 |
| Hotel Deutsches Haus | 28 | Risky | 28.1 | 22.3 | 20 | 43 |
| Meike's Guesthouse | 29 | Risky | 28.1 | 22.3 | 20 | 43 |
| Youth Hostel | 30 | Risky | 24.0 | 17.7 | 13 | 50 |
| Desert Sky Backpackers Campsite | 31 | Risky | 24.0 | 17.7 | 13 | 50 |
| Hotel Eberwein | 32 | Risky | 28.1 | 22.3 | 20 | 43 |
| Hotel-Pension d'Avignon | 33 | Risky | 24.0 | 17.7 | 13 | 50 |
| Salty Jackal Backpackers & Surf Camp | 34 | Risky | 24.0 | 17.7 | 13 | 50 |
| Dunedin Star Guest House | 35 | Risky | 28.1 | 22.3 | 20 | 43 |
| Benguella Breeze | 36 | Risky | 24.0 | 17.7 | 13 | 50 |
| Deutscher Schulverein Swakopmund | 37 | Risky | 28.1 | 22.3 | 20 | 43 |
| Villa Wiese | 38 | Risky | 28.1 | 22.3 | 20 | 43 |
| Salty Jackal Backpackers & Surf Camp | 39 | Risky | 24.0 | 17.7 | 13 | 50 |
| The Secret Garden | 40 | Risky | 24.0 | 17.7 | 13 | 50 |
| Hotel Prinzessin Rupprecht | 41 | Risky | 24.0 | 17.7 | 13 | 50 |
| Swakop Strand Apartments | 42 | Risky | 24.0 | 17.7 | 13 | 50 |
| Beach Hotel Swakopmund | 43 | Risky | 17.1 | 11.3 | 32 | 112 |
| Swakopmund Sands | 44 | Risky | 17.1 | 11.3 | 32 | 112 |
| Alte Brücke Resort | 45 | Tethering territory | 8.8 | 3.6 | 25 | 37 |
| The Stiltz | 46 | Tethering territory | 8.8 | 3.6 | 25 | 37 |
| Tiger Reef Camping | 47 | Tethering territory | 8.8 | 3.6 | 25 | 37 |
| Alte Brücke Resort | 48 | Tethering territory | 8.8 | 3.6 | 25 | 37 |
| Swakopmund Municipal Restcamp | 49 | Tethering territory | 8.8 | 3.6 | 25 | 37 |
| Windpomp 14 | 50 | Tethering territory | 9.1 | 3.4 | 35 | 1 |
| A la Mer | 51 | Tethering territory | 14.0 | 8.3 | 105 | 18 |
| Jetty Self-Catering | 52 | Tethering territory | 14.0 | 8.3 | 105 | 18 |
| Ocean View double storey with parking | 53 | Tethering territory | 14.0 | 8.3 | 105 | 18 |
| Atlantik Sicht | 54 | Tethering territory | 14.0 | 8.3 | 105 | 18 |
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