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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 Flavours Guest House | 1 | Call-ready | 136.8 | 61.9 | 15 | 21 |
| Flamingo Lake | 2 | Workable | 67.3 | 37.4 | 5 | 14 |
| Stanford Valley Guest Farm | 3 | Workable | 57.1 | 47.6 | 16 | 1 |
| Stanford Valley Country Lodge | 4 | Workable | 57.1 | 47.6 | 16 | 1 |
| Corgi Park | 5 | Risky | 32.0 | 29.7 | 25 | 53 |
| Riverside Cottage, Stanford, Western Cape | 6 | Risky | 32.0 | 29.7 | 25 | 53 |
| Reed Cottage at Stanford | 7 | Risky | 32.0 | 29.7 | 25 | 53 |
| Mags Cottage Stanford | 8 | Risky | 29.0 | 27.0 | 23 | 71 |
| Stanford Hotel | 9 | Risky | 26.5 | 23.9 | 25 | 98 |
| Blue Gum Country Estate | 10 | Risky | 26.5 | 23.9 | 25 | 98 |
| Eagleyes Guest House | 11 | Risky | 26.5 | 23.9 | 25 | 98 |
| Hadeda's Guest Lodge | 12 | Risky | 26.5 | 23.9 | 25 | 98 |
| Natanya | 13 | Risky | 19.9 | 16.7 | 10 | 46 |
| Restio Eco-chalet | 14 | Risky | 16.5 | 14.4 | 12 | 2 |
| Erica Eco-chalet | 15 | Risky | 16.5 | 14.4 | 12 | 2 |
| Lobelia Eco-chalet | 16 | Risky | 16.5 | 14.4 | 12 | 2 |
| Protea Eco-chalet | 17 | Risky | 16.5 | 14.4 | 12 | 2 |
| Oxalis Eco-chalet | 18 | Risky | 16.5 | 14.4 | 12 | 2 |
| Elephant Hills | 19 | Tethering territory | 13.1 | 8.5 | 21 | 14 |
| MOSAIC Duminy Cottage | 20 | Tethering territory | 5.2 | 2.9 | 14 | 1 |
| MOSAIC Milkwood 1 Cottage | 21 | Tethering territory | 5.2 | 2.9 | 14 | 1 |
| MOSAIC Milkwood 2 Cottage | 22 | Tethering territory | 5.2 | 2.9 | 14 | 1 |
| MOSAIC Milkwood 3 Cottage | 23 | Tethering territory | 5.2 | 2.9 | 14 | 1 |
| Wortelgat | 24 | Tethering territory | 5.2 | 2.9 | 14 | 1 |
| Rivergate Guest Farm | 25 | Tethering territory | 8.6 | 3.7 | 21 | 5 |
| Coot Club | 26 | Tethering territory | 5.2 | 2.9 | 14 | 1 |
| MOSAIC Lagoon Lodge | 27 | Tethering territory | 4.6 | 1.9 | 18 | 2 |
| Sondagskloof Chalets | 28 | Tethering territory | 8.4 | 1.9 | 32 | 4 |
| Hermanuspietersfontein Cottages | 29 | Tethering territory | 6.8 | 1.7 | 33 | 3 |
| Glen Oakes Private Camp Site | 30 | Tethering territory | 1.7 | 0.5 | 26 | 1 |
| Seven Mystical Oaks B&B | 31 | Tethering territory | 4.2 | 1.7 | 86 | 6 |
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