01
Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Premier Inn | 1 | Call-ready | 250.9 | 149.2 | 9 | 102 |
| Wraysbury Retreat Bed & Breakfast | 2 | Call-ready | 234.4 | 190.7 | 5 | 64 |
| Hollyocks | 3 | Call-ready | 497.0 | 83.8 | 6 | 113 |
| London Heathrow Guesthouse | 4 | Call-ready | 514.5 | 302.4 | 6 | 277 |
| Travelodge | 5 | Call-ready | 157.3 | 85.8 | 19 | 72 |
| Anne Boleyn Hotel | 6 | Call-ready | 289.0 | 88.5 | 7 | 30 |
| Crew House Lhr Heathrow | 7 | Call-ready | 508.8 | 91.5 | 6 | 17 |
| Thameside Accommodation | 8 | Call-ready | 227.3 | 56.3 | 11 | 10 |
| The Penton | 9 | Call-ready | 285.3 | 63.2 | 13 | 33 |
| Macdonald Thames Lodge | 10 | Call-ready | 157.3 | 85.8 | 19 | 72 |
| Inn-telligence | 11 | Call-ready | 359.5 | 43.9 | 25 | 83 |
| Rod's Bed and Breakfast | 12 | Call-ready | 336.0 | 54.4 | 6 | 26 |
| Sendero Esencial | 13 | Call-ready | 289.0 | 88.5 | 7 | 30 |
| The Lodge | 14 | Call-ready | 275.2 | 49.4 | 12 | 40 |
| The Old Farm Guest House | 15 | Call-ready | 275.2 | 49.4 | 12 | 40 |
| Wraysbury Hall | 16 | Call-ready | 212.9 | 208.6 | 14 | 31 |
| The Swan Inn | 17 | Call-ready | 275.2 | 49.4 | 12 | 40 |
| The Sunday Hotel Staines | 18 | Call-ready | 332.0 | 53.2 | 29 | 44 |
| The Boleyn Hotel | 19 | Call-ready | 214.6 | 47.4 | 15 | 14 |
| Swan Hotel | 20 | Call-ready | 214.6 | 47.4 | 15 | 14 |
| The Boundary | 21 | Call-ready | 214.6 | 47.4 | 15 | 14 |
| Connect a B | 22 | Call-ready | 226.8 | 45.2 | 9 | 18 |
| Heathrow Cottages | 23 | Call-ready | 287.3 | 39.6 | 17 | 16 |
Upload is emphasised because it decides whether your video call holds, and it is the column no hotel will tell you.