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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sylvan Park | 1 | Call-ready | 200.0 | 153.0 | 6 | 88 |
| Winelands Villa Guesthouse and Cottages | 2 | Call-ready | 200.0 | 153.0 | 6 | 88 |
| Silver Forest Boutique Hotel | 3 | Call-ready | 176.1 | 131.4 | 5 | 179 |
| Helderberg Forest Lodge | 4 | Call-ready | 176.1 | 131.4 | 5 | 179 |
| Somerset Sights B&B | 5 | Call-ready | 201.7 | 116.0 | 4 | 32 |
| Blue Crane Guest House | 6 | Call-ready | 231.1 | 169.5 | 9 | 18 |
| Innisfree Manor | 7 | Call-ready | 201.7 | 116.0 | 4 | 32 |
| Bays of the Cape | 8 | Call-ready | 207.7 | 173.2 | 8 | 33 |
| Morgen Boutique Guesthouse | 9 | Call-ready | 144.9 | 101.0 | 5 | 152 |
| Protea Apartment - the place to stay | 10 | Call-ready | 144.5 | 112.4 | 8 | 92 |
| Room with a View Guest House | 11 | Call-ready | 201.7 | 116.0 | 4 | 32 |
| Spanish Farm Guest Lodge | 12 | Call-ready | 237.0 | 234.4 | 7 | 38 |
| False Bay View | 13 | Call-ready | 141.2 | 79.2 | 6 | 60 |
| Casa Serena Villa Guest House | 14 | Call-ready | 141.2 | 79.2 | 6 | 60 |
| Villa Helderberg | 15 | Call-ready | 142.2 | 114.3 | 7 | 160 |
| Agape Apartments | 16 | Call-ready | 142.2 | 114.3 | 7 | 160 |
| De Molen Guesthouse | 17 | Call-ready | 193.3 | 101.1 | 5 | 27 |
| Silverboom Boutique B&B | 18 | Call-ready | 193.3 | 101.1 | 5 | 27 |
| Somerset Villa Guesthouse | 19 | Call-ready | 141.2 | 79.2 | 6 | 60 |
| The One Guest House | 20 | Call-ready | 134.2 | 103.7 | 6 | 54 |
| Hacienda Monte Sol | 21 | Call-ready | 134.2 | 103.7 | 6 | 54 |
| Montrose Guesthouse | 22 | Call-ready | 134.2 | 103.7 | 6 | 54 |
| Somersetwest-accommodation | 23 | Call-ready | 134.2 | 103.7 | 6 | 54 |
| Helderview Hotel and Suites | 24 | Call-ready | 118.6 | 92.5 | 6 | 58 |
| Glennies Guest House | 25 | Call-ready | 118.6 | 92.5 | 6 | 58 |
| Pink Rose Guesthouse and Spa | 26 | Call-ready | 118.6 | 92.5 | 6 | 58 |
| Paloma Rest Bed and Breakfast | 27 | Call-ready | 118.6 | 92.5 | 6 | 58 |
| Somerset View Guest House | 28 | Call-ready | 118.6 | 92.5 | 6 | 58 |
| Glen Abbey Apartments | 29 | Call-ready | 162.4 | 85.3 | 9 | 13 |
| Cape Edelweiss | 30 | Call-ready | 164.9 | 134.5 | 5 | 44 |
| NH Hotel Lord Charles | 31 | Call-ready | 167.1 | 113.9 | 11 | 16 |
| Morton Manor | 32 | Call-ready | 111.2 | 89.8 | 7 | 152 |
| Featherbed | 33 | Call-ready | 110.1 | 82.1 | 6 | 89 |
| La Felicita Cape Town | 34 | Call-ready | 114.6 | 97.4 | 9 | 74 |
| 53 Pyracantha Street | 35 | Call-ready | 110.2 | 76.3 | 8 | 144 |
| Villa Tuscany | 36 | Call-ready | 114.6 | 97.4 | 9 | 74 |
| Abelia Guest House | 37 | Call-ready | 110.2 | 76.3 | 8 | 144 |
| Cape Apartment | 38 | Call-ready | 110.1 | 82.1 | 6 | 89 |
| La Felicita Boutique Accommodation | 39 | Call-ready | 114.6 | 97.4 | 9 | 74 |
| Paris Road Studio | 40 | Call-ready | 110.1 | 82.1 | 6 | 89 |
| 43 On Sandstone | 41 | Call-ready | 165.8 | 98.1 | 6 | 22 |
| Gogo Aloisia | 42 | Call-ready | 110.2 | 76.3 | 8 | 144 |
| Cape Vermeer | 43 | Call-ready | 164.9 | 134.5 | 5 | 44 |
| Golf and Garden Guesthouse | 44 | Call-ready | 109.5 | 78.6 | 7 | 55 |
| YEBO Boutique Guesthouse | 45 | Call-ready | 109.5 | 78.6 | 7 | 55 |
| Bikers Soul Resort | 46 | Call-ready | 109.5 | 78.6 | 7 | 55 |
| Firmount Lodge | 47 | Call-ready | 109.5 | 78.6 | 7 | 55 |
| Erinvale Estate Hotel & Spa | 48 | Call-ready | 106.6 | 85.0 | 7 | 60 |
| Lemon Tree Cottage | 49 | Call-ready | 107.7 | 56.4 | 8 | 79 |
| Somerton Manor Guest House | 50 | Call-ready | 107.7 | 56.4 | 8 | 79 |
| Villa Vista Somerset West | 51 | Call-ready | 109.5 | 78.6 | 7 | 55 |
| Woodlands Guest House Bed & Breakfast | 52 | Workable | 99.0 | 82.6 | 6 | 56 |
| Somerset Hills Guest House | 53 | Call-ready | 147.5 | 102.6 | 6 | 38 |
| Ivory Heights Boutique Guest House | 54 | Call-ready | 147.5 | 102.6 | 6 | 38 |
| Somerset Lodge | 55 | Workable | 99.0 | 82.6 | 6 | 56 |
| Casa iLanga Guesthouse | 56 | Workable | 98.6 | 83.3 | 7 | 71 |
| Boertjie and Mademoiselle Bed and Breakfast | 57 | Call-ready | 147.5 | 102.6 | 6 | 38 |
| Milas Place | 58 | Workable | 99.0 | 82.6 | 6 | 56 |
| Smart Stay | 59 | Workable | 97.5 | 64.6 | 7 | 106 |
| 4 Heaven Guest House | 60 | Call-ready | 151.8 | 114.1 | 5 | 32 |
| KaapsePracht Bed & Breakfast Somerset West | 61 | Workable | 99.0 | 82.6 | 6 | 56 |
| Kade Cottage | 62 | Workable | 98.6 | 83.3 | 7 | 71 |
| Majorca House | 63 | Call-ready | 147.5 | 102.6 | 6 | 38 |
| Cape Khamai Guest House | 64 | Call-ready | 145.6 | 123.4 | 5 | 45 |
| The Olive Grove | 65 | Workable | 98.0 | 58.7 | 14 | 65 |
| The Somerset Guest House | 66 | Workable | 87.9 | 82.9 | 5 | 51 |
| Vergenoegd Löw Boutique Hotel & Spa | 67 | Workable | 89.7 | 67.9 | 6 | 154 |
| Almond Cottage B&B | 68 | Call-ready | 135.7 | 131.3 | 5 | 16 |
| Guineafowl Cottage | 69 | Workable | 87.9 | 82.9 | 5 | 51 |
| Southern Cross Bed and Breakfast | 70 | Workable | 89.2 | 64.7 | 5 | 54 |
| SW1 Lodge- Luxury Guesthouse | 71 | Call-ready | 135.7 | 131.3 | 5 | 16 |
| SomerZicht | 72 | Call-ready | 126.5 | 85.1 | 6 | 45 |
| Waterstone Lodge | 73 | Call-ready | 126.5 | 85.1 | 6 | 45 |
| Erinview Guest House | 74 | Workable | 80.0 | 64.8 | 6 | 62 |
| Explorer Guesthouse | 75 | Call-ready | 126.5 | 85.1 | 6 | 45 |
| Lalapanzi Lodges | 76 | Workable | 81.8 | 59.6 | 7 | 80 |
| 22onjasmine Luxurious Self Catering Apartment | 77 | Call-ready | 121.0 | 106.5 | 5 | 34 |
| McLeod's Cottage | 78 | Call-ready | 123.0 | 74.9 | 5 | 37 |
| 21 Jasmine | 79 | Call-ready | 121.0 | 106.5 | 5 | 34 |
| Albourne Boutique Guest House | 80 | Call-ready | 120.1 | 84.1 | 5 | 37 |
| Bay View Somerset West | 81 | Call-ready | 121.0 | 106.5 | 5 | 34 |
| The Bothey | 82 | Call-ready | 117.6 | 105.7 | 7 | 20 |
| False Bay View | 83 | Call-ready | 111.4 | 83.4 | 11 | 44 |
| Two Oaks Bed and Breakfast | 84 | Call-ready | 111.1 | 78.3 | 5 | 44 |
| Blaauwheim Guest House | 85 | Workable | 63.7 | 66.5 | 5 | 55 |
| Stokies Ark Houseboat | 86 | Workable | 81.5 | 59.3 | 22 | 53 |
| Alfie's Cottage | 87 | Workable | 64.4 | 51.7 | 6 | 126 |
| a'Vue Guesthouse | 88 | Call-ready | 111.1 | 78.3 | 5 | 44 |
| Garden Lodge | 89 | Workable | 64.4 | 51.7 | 6 | 126 |
| Roosboom Luxury Guest Apartments | 90 | Call-ready | 111.4 | 83.4 | 11 | 44 |
| Ridgemor Villa Guest House | 91 | Call-ready | 112.6 | 82.5 | 13 | 36 |
| Willowbrook Country House | 92 | Call-ready | 104.4 | 72.1 | 10 | 31 |
| At Winkfield House | 93 | Call-ready | 104.4 | 72.5 | 10 | 39 |
| Casa La Vista | 94 | Call-ready | 107.3 | 94.5 | 6 | 33 |
| Casa Sauvignon | 95 | Call-ready | 107.3 | 94.5 | 6 | 33 |
| The Huntsman Hotel | 96 | Workable | 57.4 | 51.9 | 10 | 100 |
| Somer Place B&B | 97 | Call-ready | 100.9 | 78.8 | 5 | 14 |
| Guesthouse Summerlight | 98 | Call-ready | 100.9 | 78.8 | 5 | 14 |
| Villa Adalbert | 99 | Workable | 96.8 | 80.3 | 7 | 32 |
| Forest Rest Self Catering | 100 | Workable | 96.8 | 80.3 | 7 | 32 |
| Willows Curve | 101 | Call-ready | 100.9 | 78.8 | 5 | 14 |
| Khashamongo guest house | 102 | Workable | 93.6 | 75.2 | 6 | 40 |
| La Bonne Auberge | 103 | Workable | 90.0 | 70.9 | 5 | 32 |
| Now and Then Accommodation | 104 | Workable | 74.5 | 48.8 | 25 | 56 |
| The Views Guesthouse | 105 | Workable | 82.3 | 63.1 | 8 | 43 |
| Lourens River Guesthouse | 106 | Workable | 74.7 | 68.2 | 4 | 32 |
| Chez Cloetenberg | 107 | Workable | 76.8 | 49.4 | 8 | 17 |
| Penny Lane Lodge | 108 | Workable | 79.4 | 70.0 | 6 | 37 |
| Asgard Apartments | 109 | Workable | 74.1 | 59.7 | 9 | 41 |
| Stellendal Guesthouse | 110 | Workable | 79.4 | 70.0 | 6 | 37 |
| Tuckaway Guest House | 111 | Workable | 80.8 | 57.2 | 14 | 24 |
| Erinvale Estate Hotel & Spa | 112 | Workable | 70.7 | 60.8 | 7 | 12 |
| Qiqaboo Cottage | 113 | Workable | 56.6 | 43.6 | 11 | 69 |
| Lanquedoc Farm | 114 | Workable | 62.1 | 58.7 | 24 | 46 |
| Africa Lodge | 115 | Workable | 67.4 | 53.0 | 36 | 47 |
| Glen Abbey Luxury Apartments - Somerset West | 116 | Workable | 71.8 | 38.1 | 5 | 18 |
| One Global Guest House and Restaurant | 117 | Risky | 36.9 | 34.8 | 39 | 154 |
| Somerset Links | 118 | Risky | 37.2 | 34.5 | 10 | 24 |
| Fritz Hotel | 119 | Workable | 44.2 | 30.7 | 6 | 19 |
| The Country Guesthouse | 120 | Risky | 36.7 | 24.8 | 19 | 82 |
| Die Ou Pastorie | 121 | Risky | 27.2 | 23.3 | 10 | 13 |
| Raaghah Country Villa and Outdoor Venue | 122 | Workable | 42.7 | 17.5 | 22 | 68 |
| Acara | 123 | Risky | 22.9 | 18.1 | 18 | 23 |
| In the Vine Country Manor | 124 | Workable | 41.4 | 18.4 | 38 | 26 |
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