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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Baylis House | 1 | Call-ready | 308.6 | 197.8 | 8 | 122 |
| AJ Lodge | 2 | Call-ready | 458.0 | 277.5 | 6 | 50 |
| Skyways Hotel | 3 | Call-ready | 302.2 | 204.3 | 8 | 323 |
| Travelodge | 4 | Call-ready | 252.8 | 172.6 | 11 | 108 |
| Ascots House | 5 | Call-ready | 335.0 | 213.9 | 10 | 847 |
| Sussex Lodge | 6 | Call-ready | 335.0 | 213.9 | 10 | 847 |
| Premier Inn | 7 | Call-ready | 252.8 | 172.6 | 11 | 108 |
| Heathrow Windsor Stays | 8 | Call-ready | 494.4 | 356.6 | 7 | 78 |
| Millennium Hotels | 9 | Call-ready | 382.7 | 214.1 | 7 | 75 |
| A.J Lodge Guest House | 10 | Call-ready | 458.0 | 277.5 | 6 | 50 |
| Winsor Castle on the Thames | 11 | Call-ready | 330.1 | 134.1 | 9 | 85 |
| Al Samit Hotel | 12 | Call-ready | 386.8 | 265.3 | 7 | 97 |
| Holiday Inn London - Heathrow T5 | 13 | Call-ready | 465.2 | 73.2 | 11 | 67 |
| Mutts n Moggies Motel | 14 | Call-ready | 365.5 | 194.8 | 7 | 160 |
| St Francis Guest House | 15 | Call-ready | 389.9 | 286.3 | 6 | 69 |
| Colnbrook Lodge Guest House | 16 | Call-ready | 465.2 | 73.2 | 11 | 67 |
| Hotel Reservations Network | 17 | Call-ready | 291.3 | 161.2 | 10 | 52 |
| Marriott Heathrow/Windsor | 18 | Call-ready | 312.8 | 196.7 | 10 | 153 |
| Mg Hotels | 19 | Call-ready | 347.2 | 200.1 | 10 | 68 |
| Montem Guest House | 20 | Call-ready | 341.3 | 158.5 | 8 | 57 |
| Casa Lovell | 21 | Call-ready | 465.2 | 73.2 | 11 | 67 |
| SnoozeDen Wellesley - Near to Slough Station | 22 | Call-ready | 337.8 | 172.4 | 10 | 56 |
| Furnival Lodge | 23 | Call-ready | 393.8 | 286.4 | 12 | 111 |
| Kingfisher Court by Uno | 24 | Call-ready | 393.8 | 286.4 | 12 | 111 |
| OYO The Greyhound Inn | 25 | Call-ready | 308.8 | 91.8 | 14 | 243 |
| Moxy Slough | 26 | Call-ready | 376.3 | 104.5 | 20 | 82 |
| Residence Inn | 27 | Call-ready | 376.3 | 104.5 | 20 | 82 |
| Regent House Hotel | 28 | Call-ready | 387.4 | 76.2 | 22 | 59 |
| Holiday Inn London - Heathrow T5 | 29 | Call-ready | 383.0 | 58.5 | 20 | 185 |
| Crimson Hotels | 30 | Call-ready | 387.4 | 76.2 | 22 | 59 |
| Premier Inn | 31 | Call-ready | 372.1 | 200.1 | 7 | 18 |
| SnoozeDen Chalvey – Free Parking, Near M4 J6 | 32 | Call-ready | 375.2 | 307.7 | 7 | 46 |
| The Langley Hotel | 33 | Call-ready | 269.1 | 171.8 | 6 | 28 |
| YMCA Slough | 34 | Call-ready | 403.6 | 191.9 | 6 | 33 |
| The White House | 35 | Call-ready | 291.2 | 115.0 | 8 | 43 |
| Marriott Hotel Leisure Club | 36 | Call-ready | 193.1 | 139.8 | 13 | 19 |
| Holiday Inn Express | 37 | Call-ready | 193.3 | 124.0 | 17 | 13 |
| Laburnum Guest House - Heathrow London T5 | 38 | Workable | 253.2 | 106.7 | 68 | 28 |
| Orangery Restaurant, Stoke Park, Stoke Poges, UK | 39 | Call-ready | 117.6 | 110.9 | 6 | 11 |
| The Pavillion Hotel | 40 | Call-ready | 117.6 | 110.9 | 6 | 11 |
| Potters Hill Farm | 41 | Call-ready | 220.7 | 234.2 | 18 | 4 |
| Travelodge Heathrow Terminal 5 Hotel | 42 | Call-ready | 117.3 | 58.9 | 17 | 14 |
| Premier Inn | 43 | Risky | 33.3 | 36.7 | 14 | 11 |
| Stoke Place Hotel & Country Club | 44 | Workable | 85.3 | 28.6 | 18 | 23 |
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