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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Inn At Castle Hill | 1 | Call-ready | 165.9 | 106.0 | 9 | 72 |
| Cheriton B&B | 2 | Call-ready | 121.7 | 89.4 | 9 | 61 |
| Boulders Beach Lodge | 3 | Workable | 92.9 | 66.0 | 12 | 65 |
| Chartfield Guesthouse | 4 | Workable | 89.0 | 62.4 | 11 | 72 |
| The New Kings | 5 | Workable | 89.0 | 62.4 | 11 | 72 |
| The Majestic | 6 | Workable | 89.0 | 62.4 | 11 | 72 |
| Cape Times Fresh Air Camp | 7 | Workable | 83.1 | 56.1 | 11 | 143 |
| Oatlands | 8 | Workable | 83.1 | 56.1 | 11 | 143 |
| Penguin Den | 9 | Call-ready | 129.1 | 96.3 | 9 | 16 |
| Pingus House | 10 | Workable | 83.1 | 56.1 | 11 | 143 |
| Froggy Pond B&B | 11 | Workable | 83.1 | 56.1 | 11 | 143 |
| Whale View Manor | 12 | Workable | 85.7 | 60.3 | 12 | 276 |
| Lark House | 13 | Workable | 77.2 | 115.9 | 10 | 79 |
| Calders Hotel | 14 | Workable | 79.4 | 72.2 | 15 | 81 |
| Lily Cottage | 15 | Call-ready | 109.6 | 63.4 | 7 | 16 |
| The Flying Penguin | 16 | Workable | 69.5 | 52.6 | 14 | 51 |
| Amanjiwo | 17 | Call-ready | 109.6 | 63.4 | 7 | 16 |
| West Scarborough Lodge | 18 | Call-ready | 109.6 | 63.4 | 7 | 16 |
| Scarborough Heights | 19 | Call-ready | 109.6 | 63.4 | 7 | 16 |
| Scarborough Nature Lodge | 20 | Call-ready | 109.6 | 63.4 | 7 | 16 |
| Synergy Treehouse | 21 | Call-ready | 109.6 | 63.4 | 7 | 16 |
| Seaforth Beach Apartment | 22 | Workable | 60.0 | 53.9 | 15 | 100 |
| Backpackers In Muizenberg | 23 | Workable | 74.8 | 46.3 | 6 | 54 |
| Hideaways Cape Point Hideaway | 24 | Workable | 97.0 | 51.6 | 10 | 22 |
| Hideaways Cape Point Hideaway | 25 | Workable | 97.0 | 51.6 | 10 | 22 |
| Stoked Backpackers | 26 | Workable | 89.7 | 54.4 | 8 | 49 |
| Cape Cottage Self-Catering | 27 | Workable | 69.2 | 45.9 | 6 | 62 |
| Cabba Cabana | 28 | Workable | 69.2 | 45.9 | 6 | 62 |
| Gone to the Beach Villa | 29 | Workable | 69.2 | 45.9 | 6 | 62 |
| Atlantic Dream Beachfront Villa | 30 | Workable | 69.2 | 45.9 | 6 | 62 |
| Simon's Town Backpackers | 31 | Workable | 79.2 | 47.6 | 14 | 37 |
| Penguin Palace | 32 | Workable | 75.7 | 48.1 | 11 | 26 |
| Eclectic Heritage Paradise Simon’s Town | 33 | Workable | 79.2 | 47.6 | 14 | 37 |
| Sea and Sails Guesthouse | 34 | Workable | 75.7 | 48.1 | 11 | 26 |
| St James Homestead Guesthouse | 35 | Workable | 61.0 | 52.5 | 10 | 34 |
| Magellans Passage | 36 | Workable | 67.5 | 57.5 | 18 | 29 |
| Tranquility Guest House | 37 | Workable | 69.7 | 47.1 | 15 | 40 |
| Quayside Hotel | 38 | Workable | 75.4 | 48.5 | 35 | 20 |
| Zensa lodge | 39 | Workable | 54.3 | 46.2 | 4 | 34 |
| British Hotel | 40 | Workable | 75.4 | 48.5 | 35 | 20 |
| The Owl and the Pussycat | 41 | Workable | 54.3 | 46.2 | 4 | 34 |
| Windsong | 42 | Workable | 54.3 | 46.2 | 4 | 34 |
| Scarborough Beach Bungalow | 43 | Workable | 54.3 | 46.2 | 4 | 34 |
| MoyoMuhle Guests Lodge | 44 | Workable | 54.0 | 42.7 | 4 | 40 |
| Stonebrook Apartments | 45 | Workable | 58.8 | 36.4 | 21 | 85 |
| Ricklands Seaside Bed & Breakfast | 46 | Workable | 64.2 | 39.6 | 5 | 23 |
| Abington Manor | 47 | Workable | 49.9 | 36.6 | 12 | 72 |
| Miller's Point | 48 | Risky | 77.7 | 43.0 | 72 | 7 |
| Smitswinkelbaai tented camp | 49 | Tethering territory | 104.8 | 47.7 | 418 | 2 |
| 1 Mountain Rd Boutique B&B | 50 | Workable | 45.7 | 23.2 | 35 | 26 |
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