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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The French Lodge | 1 | Call-ready | 238.0 | 149.7 | 4 | 90 |
| Vanilla Guesthouse | 2 | Call-ready | 199.8 | 98.0 | 5 | 58 |
| R and Rs Retreat | 3 | Call-ready | 216.7 | 144.5 | 5 | 60 |
| Ilali Guest House | 4 | Call-ready | 216.7 | 144.5 | 5 | 60 |
| Maroela Park Guest House | 5 | Call-ready | 204.2 | 174.4 | 5 | 80 |
| Bearing Inn | 6 | Call-ready | 207.0 | 137.4 | 10 | 56 |
| One & Only Resorts | 7 | Call-ready | 190.4 | 137.0 | 5 | 75 |
| De Wildebeest Guest House | 8 | Call-ready | 213.1 | 166.5 | 15 | 118 |
| ATKV-oorde | 9 | Call-ready | 190.4 | 137.0 | 5 | 75 |
| La Muette | 10 | Call-ready | 213.1 | 166.5 | 15 | 118 |
| Kruger Park Lodge | 11 | Call-ready | 184.1 | 118.0 | 4 | 55 |
| Silverstone Guesthouse | 12 | Call-ready | 179.5 | 90.3 | 7 | 75 |
| Alexander's House | 13 | Call-ready | 179.5 | 90.3 | 7 | 75 |
| Patshi Guest House | 14 | Call-ready | 179.5 | 90.3 | 7 | 75 |
| 224 On Kent | 15 | Call-ready | 179.5 | 90.3 | 7 | 75 |
| Coopers Croft B & B | 16 | Call-ready | 179.5 | 90.3 | 7 | 75 |
| InnSide Bed and Breakfast | 17 | Call-ready | 179.5 | 90.3 | 7 | 75 |
| 7 on 12 Guest House & Conferencing | 18 | Call-ready | 171.3 | 111.6 | 5 | 141 |
| Kurval Guesthouse | 19 | Call-ready | 171.3 | 111.6 | 5 | 141 |
| Shades of green | 20 | Call-ready | 174.0 | 83.1 | 3 | 89 |
| Afropolitan Haven in Parkhurst | 21 | Call-ready | 171.3 | 111.6 | 5 | 141 |
| Amber Rose Country Estate | 22 | Call-ready | 171.4 | 134.0 | 10 | 116 |
| Ezulwini Investments | 23 | Call-ready | 164.3 | 146.2 | 5 | 116 |
| Rockridge Manor | 24 | Call-ready | 167.8 | 129.0 | 10 | 69 |
| Maritime Bushveld Estate | 25 | Call-ready | 164.1 | 134.0 | 7 | 111 |
| Northcliff Creative Inn - Art in comfort | 26 | Call-ready | 160.4 | 122.6 | 6 | 59 |
| Fountain Hill Guest Lodge | 27 | Call-ready | 157.8 | 122.2 | 5 | 101 |
| Bristol Bar And Restaurant | 28 | Call-ready | 151.6 | 100.0 | 3 | 70 |
| The Parkwood | 29 | Call-ready | 151.6 | 100.0 | 3 | 70 |
| Park Lodge | 30 | Call-ready | 151.6 | 100.0 | 3 | 70 |
| Rosebank Lodge Guest House | 31 | Call-ready | 151.6 | 100.0 | 3 | 70 |
| Wiesenhaus Guest House | 32 | Call-ready | 151.6 | 100.0 | 3 | 70 |
| House of Pharaohs | 33 | Call-ready | 147.2 | 82.9 | 12 | 99 |
| Hyde Park Hotel, Pool Deck | 34 | Call-ready | 150.9 | 103.2 | 12 | 95 |
| Gardenia Boutique Hotel | 35 | Call-ready | 150.2 | 106.8 | 12 | 129 |
| Whara-Whara Guesthouse | 36 | Call-ready | 143.4 | 78.7 | 8 | 95 |
| B and B on 23 Hamilton | 37 | Call-ready | 152.0 | 57.2 | 17 | 67 |
| Casa Verdi House | 38 | Call-ready | 145.6 | 119.1 | 5 | 62 |
| The Farmhouse Linden Guest House | 39 | Call-ready | 212.6 | 173.6 | 3 | 21 |
| Nova Luxury Suites | 40 | Call-ready | 144.4 | 123.8 | 9 | 136 |
| Amiti Bed and Breakfast | 41 | Call-ready | 201.2 | 135.4 | 3 | 44 |
| T.Recall Lodge | 42 | Call-ready | 201.2 | 135.4 | 3 | 44 |
| Riverbend Country House | 43 | Call-ready | 191.4 | 99.5 | 11 | 29 |
| Boskruin Oasis | 44 | Call-ready | 137.0 | 84.0 | 8 | 54 |
| Randburg Boarding Hostel | 45 | Call-ready | 138.2 | 76.7 | 7 | 73 |
| Rosebank boarding Hostel | 46 | Call-ready | 138.2 | 76.7 | 7 | 73 |
| Healing School Accommodation | 47 | Call-ready | 138.2 | 76.7 | 7 | 73 |
| Hoyohoyo Chartwell Lodge | 48 | Call-ready | 137.1 | 127.6 | 7 | 208 |
| Johannesburg Youth Hostels | 49 | Call-ready | 138.2 | 76.7 | 7 | 73 |
| Sandton Sun Hotel - VIN Sun Deck | 50 | Call-ready | 139.2 | 129.4 | 6 | 156 |
| Acoustix Backpackers | 51 | Call-ready | 138.2 | 76.7 | 7 | 73 |
| Tumbleweeds | 52 | Call-ready | 137.1 | 127.6 | 7 | 208 |
| Harris House | 53 | Call-ready | 131.8 | 90.5 | 5 | 56 |
| Golfview | 54 | Call-ready | 131.5 | 91.0 | 5 | 91 |
| Just B Zone B&B | 55 | Call-ready | 135.6 | 78.3 | 10 | 95 |
| The Janana Guesthouse | 56 | Call-ready | 131.8 | 95.5 | 10 | 68 |
| The Cliffside | 57 | Call-ready | 131.4 | 94.1 | 5 | 55 |
| C&C Hotel Vibes | 58 | Call-ready | 130.3 | 107.4 | 4 | 50 |
| Devine Beach Guest House | 59 | Call-ready | 182.3 | 110.6 | 8 | 44 |
| Mikasa Lodge | 60 | Call-ready | 131.8 | 90.5 | 5 | 56 |
| Greenfire Lodge Johannesburg | 61 | Call-ready | 126.3 | 73.0 | 11 | 64 |
| Pilansberg Elephant Back Safaris | 62 | Call-ready | 126.1 | 84.0 | 7 | 153 |
| Adinkra Boutique Hotel | 63 | Call-ready | 178.6 | 118.7 | 5 | 26 |
| Morrells Boutique Manor House | 64 | Call-ready | 178.6 | 118.7 | 5 | 26 |
| 25 On Chrisoliet | 65 | Call-ready | 127.7 | 77.0 | 5 | 122 |
| Ekudeni Resorts Pty. Ltd. | 66 | Call-ready | 126.3 | 73.0 | 11 | 64 |
| Acorns on 8th | 67 | Call-ready | 129.9 | 105.6 | 3 | 116 |
| Hotel Express International | 68 | Call-ready | 126.1 | 84.0 | 7 | 153 |
| Abbey Road Guest House | 69 | Call-ready | 121.9 | 96.3 | 7 | 259 |
| 130 Market Bed And Breakfast | 70 | Call-ready | 117.7 | 86.3 | 6 | 59 |
| Kayamina Guesthouse | 71 | Call-ready | 119.0 | 71.7 | 4 | 62 |
| Large House | 72 | Call-ready | 174.0 | 84.4 | 13 | 31 |
| 89 The Braids | 73 | Call-ready | 119.9 | 83.0 | 6 | 72 |
| Darlington's Guest House | 74 | Call-ready | 134.9 | 86.9 | 24 | 73 |
| Kulanga Cottages | 75 | Call-ready | 172.0 | 95.6 | 11 | 34 |
| Bella's Place | 76 | Call-ready | 116.8 | 87.0 | 4 | 142 |
| Triple KC Lodge | 77 | Call-ready | 174.4 | 112.0 | 7 | 44 |
| Ultra House | 78 | Call-ready | 122.9 | 104.6 | 3 | 59 |
| Valley Crest Guest House | 79 | Call-ready | 134.9 | 86.9 | 24 | 73 |
| Villa Miya Guesthouse | 80 | Call-ready | 118.8 | 93.7 | 6 | 97 |
| Corinna's Place | 81 | Call-ready | 119.1 | 71.0 | 11 | 131 |
| Wilde Cottage on Elder | 82 | Call-ready | 174.0 | 84.4 | 13 | 31 |
| Fezeu's Place | 83 | Call-ready | 174.4 | 112.0 | 7 | 44 |
| Kimony | 84 | Call-ready | 131.4 | 67.3 | 21 | 50 |
| 22 Carats Guest House | 85 | Call-ready | 168.7 | 103.2 | 3 | 26 |
| Royal Kynite | 86 | Call-ready | 122.1 | 101.6 | 8 | 474 |
| The Northcliff | 87 | Call-ready | 121.6 | 83.7 | 13 | 96 |
| Ten Bompas Hotel | 88 | Call-ready | 131.4 | 67.3 | 21 | 50 |
| Villa Schreiner | 89 | Call-ready | 114.1 | 79.6 | 5 | 70 |
| Joburg Backpackers | 90 | Call-ready | 110.2 | 86.3 | 4 | 52 |
| The Guesthouse 6 On Vrede | 91 | Call-ready | 113.7 | 86.5 | 7 | 51 |
| Dream Vacation Club | 92 | Call-ready | 115.5 | 85.2 | 5 | 74 |
| Corgi Guest House | 93 | Call-ready | 110.7 | 95.4 | 7 | 174 |
| Dossa Guest House | 94 | Call-ready | 161.8 | 103.5 | 6 | 20 |
| Thula Meetse Mountain Lodge | 95 | Call-ready | 116.2 | 77.2 | 5 | 77 |
| Amakoekoe Guesthouse Honeydew | 96 | Call-ready | 115.5 | 84.5 | 10 | 602 |
| Bridge House | 97 | Call-ready | 115.0 | 86.6 | 3 | 80 |
| Happy Valley Holiday Hotel and Pleasure Resort | 98 | Call-ready | 112.3 | 94.6 | 6 | 121 |
| Libra Lodge & Spa - best, affordable in Randburg | 99 | Call-ready | 116.2 | 77.2 | 5 | 77 |
| Fleet Street Guest House | 100 | Call-ready | 112.8 | 70.8 | 10 | 56 |
| Cape Town Lodge Hotel | 101 | Call-ready | 115.0 | 86.6 | 3 | 80 |
| Lido Hotel | 102 | Call-ready | 112.4 | 74.1 | 5 | 161 |
| Little Forest Guest House | 103 | Call-ready | 115.0 | 86.6 | 3 | 80 |
| Mendelssohn Manor Guest House | 104 | Call-ready | 179.0 | 91.4 | 24 | 24 |
| Sediba Private Game Lodge | 105 | Call-ready | 115.5 | 84.5 | 10 | 602 |
| Adinkra Guest Inn | 106 | Call-ready | 115.8 | 67.9 | 10 | 75 |
| Cosmo Inn | 107 | Call-ready | 113.5 | 89.6 | 4 | 54 |
| Houghton Villas | 108 | Call-ready | 112.3 | 94.6 | 6 | 121 |
| The Royal Princess Garden | 109 | Call-ready | 111.7 | 72.4 | 10 | 62 |
| Road Lodge | 110 | Call-ready | 104.3 | 81.9 | 6 | 399 |
| Road Lodge | 111 | Call-ready | 104.3 | 81.9 | 6 | 399 |
| Mint Hotel Sandhurst | 112 | Call-ready | 111.9 | 84.3 | 17 | 76 |
| Regent Heights Hotel | 113 | Call-ready | 104.3 | 81.9 | 6 | 399 |
| 5th Avenue Gooseberry Guest House | 114 | Call-ready | 107.9 | 79.4 | 7 | 97 |
| Golden Rose Lodge | 115 | Call-ready | 153.8 | 120.3 | 6 | 39 |
| La Montagne Guest Lodge And Conference Centre | 116 | Call-ready | 107.0 | 105.7 | 9 | 66 |
| Sandton Slippers | 117 | Call-ready | 158.1 | 98.9 | 12 | 37 |
| Saints Guest Lodge | 118 | Call-ready | 106.9 | 73.2 | 7 | 423 |
| The Hamilton Boutique Hotel | 119 | Call-ready | 117.1 | 88.9 | 18 | 130 |
| Thode lodge | 120 | Call-ready | 153.8 | 120.3 | 6 | 39 |
| Amberhall Guesthouse | 121 | Call-ready | 103.7 | 104.9 | 7 | 255 |
| Ponta Mamoli Resorts | 122 | Call-ready | 105.5 | 81.9 | 7 | 111 |
| 58 On Hume | 123 | Call-ready | 152.9 | 118.5 | 4 | 23 |
| Dale Lace Medical Suites | 124 | Call-ready | 126.0 | 76.1 | 26 | 58 |
| Eagle Cove | 125 | Call-ready | 126.0 | 76.1 | 26 | 58 |
| Blue Crane Lodge | 126 | Call-ready | 103.7 | 104.9 | 7 | 255 |
| Rutland Guest House | 127 | Call-ready | 117.1 | 88.9 | 18 | 130 |
| Honeyrock | 128 | Call-ready | 102.2 | 79.9 | 8 | 136 |
| De Wildebeest Guesthouse | 129 | Call-ready | 100.1 | 84.1 | 4 | 84 |
| Heatherdale Guest House | 130 | Call-ready | 148.2 | 94.1 | 6 | 13 |
| La Casa Blanca - Emmarentia, Johannesburg | 131 | Workable | 99.9 | 74.6 | 10 | 55 |
| Panhandle Place | 132 | Call-ready | 145.8 | 114.5 | 8 | 41 |
| The Fairway Hotel, Spa and Golf Resort | 133 | Call-ready | 100.2 | 74.7 | 5 | 64 |
| B&B on Buckingham | 134 | Workable | 99.0 | 71.1 | 9 | 83 |
| Cedar Farm | 135 | Call-ready | 100.5 | 100.1 | 7 | 112 |
| On 9th Street Guesthouse | 136 | Call-ready | 145.8 | 113.0 | 4 | 47 |
| Peaceful Valley Guesthouse / Pousada, Johannesburg, South Africa | 137 | Call-ready | 148.2 | 94.1 | 6 | 13 |
| Abbey Guesthouse | 138 | Workable | 99.0 | 71.1 | 9 | 83 |
| Chateau de Carolle | 139 | Call-ready | 102.0 | 74.1 | 6 | 68 |
| Isabel's Guest House | 140 | Call-ready | 104.3 | 72.1 | 12 | 88 |
| Timeshare at The Fairway Hotel, Spa & Golf Resort | 141 | Call-ready | 100.2 | 74.7 | 5 | 64 |
| Lapa Roof | 142 | Workable | 96.4 | 96.0 | 3 | 68 |
| Lemon Cottages | 143 | Workable | 95.5 | 91.8 | 4 | 81 |
| Riverbend Country House | 144 | Workable | 91.0 | 67.4 | 10 | 116 |
| Khamanzi Lodge | 145 | Workable | 92.8 | 57.5 | 9 | 336 |
| Waybury Cottage | 146 | Workable | 99.5 | 77.1 | 14 | 91 |
| Da Arden Guest House | 147 | Call-ready | 145.3 | 100.7 | 4 | 47 |
| Leighwood Lodge | 148 | Workable | 96.6 | 79.6 | 4 | 119 |
| Rosebank Backpackers | 149 | Call-ready | 145.3 | 100.7 | 4 | 47 |
| Royal Majestic Hotel, Rosebank Johannesburg | 150 | Call-ready | 102.3 | 86.7 | 17 | 69 |
| Q on First Guesthouse | 151 | Call-ready | 145.3 | 100.7 | 4 | 47 |
| Villa Moi | 152 | Call-ready | 145.3 | 100.7 | 4 | 47 |
| Anomaly Gay Villa | 153 | Call-ready | 145.3 | 100.7 | 4 | 47 |
| Johannesburg Hostel | 154 | Call-ready | 145.3 | 100.7 | 4 | 47 |
| The Kings Lodge | 155 | Call-ready | 141.8 | 113.9 | 6 | 49 |
| Q on First | 156 | Call-ready | 145.3 | 100.7 | 4 | 47 |
| Ferndale Lodge | 157 | Workable | 83.9 | 61.4 | 6 | 58 |
| Klip-Els | 158 | Call-ready | 134.9 | 121.0 | 10 | 47 |
| Idwala | 159 | Call-ready | 132.7 | 98.9 | 8 | 47 |
| Sierra on Main Hotel | 160 | Workable | 83.9 | 61.4 | 6 | 58 |
| Swiss Guest House | 161 | Workable | 83.9 | 61.4 | 6 | 58 |
| Sierra Square Hotel | 162 | Workable | 83.9 | 61.4 | 6 | 58 |
| Buffalo Guest House | 163 | Workable | 85.0 | 76.3 | 9 | 62 |
| Africas Best Guesthouse | 164 | Workable | 83.9 | 61.4 | 6 | 58 |
| The Battlefield | 165 | Workable | 83.8 | 76.9 | 6 | 54 |
| Aureos Portuguese Restaurant - The Home Of Authentic Portuguese Cuisine | 166 | Workable | 86.5 | 58.3 | 6 | 60 |
| Craighall Executive Suites | 167 | Workable | 85.9 | 58.9 | 9 | 51 |
| Cynthiana Hotel Tyyy | 168 | Call-ready | 135.7 | 93.1 | 8 | 38 |
| Ferndale Lodge | 169 | Workable | 86.5 | 58.3 | 6 | 60 |
| Moonflower Cottages | 170 | Call-ready | 132.6 | 91.7 | 5 | 31 |
| Parkwood Executive Suites | 171 | Workable | 88.6 | 81.7 | 7 | 212 |
| The Rose Cottage | 172 | Call-ready | 135.7 | 93.1 | 8 | 38 |
| Darrenwood Guesthouse | 173 | Call-ready | 132.7 | 98.9 | 8 | 47 |
| Fairview Hotel & Spa Randpark Golf Course | 174 | Call-ready | 133.5 | 65.8 | 4 | 13 |
| Park Lodge | 175 | Workable | 83.9 | 61.4 | 6 | 58 |
| Derastar Guest House | 176 | Workable | 86.5 | 58.3 | 6 | 60 |
| Fika Patso Mountain Resort | 177 | Workable | 88.2 | 68.0 | 11 | 91 |
| Korean House | 178 | Workable | 87.1 | 85.2 | 11 | 111 |
| Sizanazo Guest House | 179 | Workable | 88.0 | 77.4 | 12 | 83 |
| Park Station Hotel | 180 | Workable | 83.9 | 61.4 | 6 | 58 |
| Sezanah Luxury Lodge | 181 | Workable | 86.2 | 70.2 | 7 | 207 |
| Mohlware | 182 | Workable | 79.5 | 65.6 | 6 | 191 |
| Cedar Rest Hotel | 183 | Workable | 81.3 | 71.3 | 7 | 86 |
| Khuvena Guest House | 184 | Call-ready | 124.0 | 98.8 | 4 | 38 |
| Sundowner Guest Lodge | 185 | Call-ready | 127.5 | 103.1 | 5 | 21 |
| 28 Blandford Place | 186 | Call-ready | 125.5 | 108.1 | 7 | 39 |
| African Safari | 187 | Workable | 84.4 | 69.0 | 11 | 120 |
| North Haven Country Estate | 188 | Call-ready | 128.6 | 105.7 | 5 | 13 |
| Misty Hills Country Hotel | 189 | Workable | 84.4 | 69.0 | 11 | 120 |
| Northcliff Heights Estate | 190 | Workable | 77.0 | 74.0 | 5 | 94 |
| Sundown Inn | 191 | Workable | 80.5 | 79.0 | 6 | 56 |
| Valverde Country Hotel | 192 | Workable | 80.5 | 79.0 | 6 | 56 |
| Zulu Nyala Country Manor | 193 | Call-ready | 131.1 | 119.0 | 5 | 43 |
| Pinehurst Lodge | 194 | Workable | 82.0 | 79.6 | 5 | 50 |
| Autumn Acres Complex | 195 | Call-ready | 125.5 | 108.1 | 7 | 39 |
| Cherry Tree Cottage | 196 | Workable | 79.7 | 64.3 | 8 | 129 |
| Crowne Plaza Johannesburg - The Rosebank | 197 | Workable | 84.4 | 69.0 | 11 | 120 |
| Rogio's Trattoria Restaurant | 198 | Workable | 84.4 | 69.0 | 11 | 120 |
| The Royal Princess Garden | 199 | Workable | 79.0 | 83.9 | 10 | 87 |
| Chartwell Castle | 200 | Workable | 73.5 | 63.8 | 8 | 69 |
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