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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Moana Beach Tourist Park | 1 | Call-ready | 355.6 | 44.5 | 7 | 92 |
| Cascabel BnB | 2 | Call-ready | 281.4 | 58.8 | 7 | 36 |
| Port Noarlunga Hotel | 3 | Call-ready | 280.8 | 41.1 | 12 | 61 |
| Rosebank Bed and Breakfast | 4 | Call-ready | 212.9 | 37.0 | 6 | 65 |
| Settlers Cottage | 5 | Call-ready | 212.9 | 37.0 | 6 | 65 |
| Peppertree Lodge Bed & Breakfast | 6 | Call-ready | 212.9 | 37.0 | 6 | 65 |
| Winnie's Cottage | 7 | Call-ready | 191.6 | 42.8 | 5 | 25 |
| McLaren Ridge Log Cabins | 8 | Call-ready | 185.2 | 35.1 | 14 | 90 |
| Producers of McLaren Vale | 9 | Call-ready | 185.2 | 35.1 | 14 | 90 |
| Jessica's Place | 10 | Call-ready | 387.1 | 38.7 | 9 | 10 |
| Villa D'Vine | 11 | Call-ready | 387.1 | 38.7 | 9 | 10 |
| Bed and Breakfast at Tiffany's | 12 | Call-ready | 292.4 | 37.7 | 4 | 23 |
| Bella Cosa | 13 | Call-ready | 292.4 | 37.7 | 4 | 23 |
| Mclaren Cottage | 14 | Call-ready | 135.6 | 44.7 | 6 | 11 |
| Lot 7 Cottage | 15 | Call-ready | 254.3 | 34.2 | 8 | 27 |
| McLaren Vale "Wine Houses" | 16 | Call-ready | 160.3 | 39.4 | 7 | 47 |
| Bellevue Bed & Breakfast | 17 | Call-ready | 160.3 | 39.4 | 7 | 47 |
| McLaren Vale Hotel | 18 | Call-ready | 160.3 | 39.4 | 7 | 47 |
| Altamira Retreat | 19 | Call-ready | 165.0 | 100.3 | 9 | 7 |
| Friends At McLaren Vale BnB and Tours | 20 | Call-ready | 165.0 | 100.3 | 9 | 7 |
| Mclaren Vale Motel & Apartments | 21 | Call-ready | 161.1 | 35.7 | 7 | 44 |
| Terra Firma McLaren Vale | 22 | Call-ready | 161.1 | 35.7 | 7 | 44 |
| Wine And Roses Bed & Breakfast | 23 | Call-ready | 161.1 | 35.7 | 7 | 44 |
| Fidge Farm Homestead & Cottage B&B | 24 | Call-ready | 206.9 | 29.8 | 7 | 15 |
| The Linear Way | 25 | Call-ready | 161.1 | 35.7 | 7 | 44 |
| 360 Mclaren Vale | 26 | Call-ready | 166.3 | 34.5 | 16 | 10 |
| Christies Beach Caravan Park | 27 | Call-ready | 159.6 | 25.9 | 16 | 131 |
| McLaren Vale Backpackers | 28 | Call-ready | 156.5 | 30.8 | 4 | 30 |
| Mclaren Vale Family Inn | 29 | Call-ready | 156.5 | 30.8 | 4 | 30 |
| Christies Beach Hotel | 30 | Call-ready | 169.6 | 27.6 | 11 | 38 |
| Red Poles | 31 | Workable | 123.7 | 22.5 | 26 | 10 |
| Peppermint Farm Cottage Bed and Breakfast | 32 | Workable | 123.7 | 22.5 | 26 | 10 |
| The Vines Bed and Breakfast | 33 | Workable | 295.2 | 22.8 | 48 | 1 |
| Tatachilla Lutheran Camp | 34 | Workable | 93.8 | 19.8 | 15 | 12 |
| Shadow Creek McLaren Vale | 35 | Workable | 125.1 | 21.6 | 24 | 8 |
| Samarkand Bed & Breakfast | 36 | Workable | 96.3 | 28.8 | 36 | 3 |
| Producers Retreat | 37 | Workable | 96.3 | 28.8 | 36 | 3 |
| The Vintage | 38 | Workable | 83.4 | 17.6 | 16 | 14 |
| Amonde B&B | 39 | Workable | 126.9 | 19.4 | 28 | 3 |
| Amande Bed and Breakfast | 40 | Workable | 126.9 | 19.4 | 28 | 3 |
| Manor Estate Wines | 41 | Workable | 117.1 | 21.8 | 31 | 7 |
| BIG4 Port Willunga Tourist Park | 42 | Risky | 30.1 | 19.5 | 40 | 3 |
| Rendzina Cottage | 43 | Workable | 48.2 | 10.6 | 26 | 2 |
| McLaren Vale Resort & Spa | 44 | Tethering territory | 14.5 | 4.3 | 26 | 1 |
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