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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Grotto Bay Living | 1 | Call-ready | 129.6 | 109.9 | 8 | 316 |
| Swartland Plaaskombuis | 2 | Workable | 94.5 | 100.3 | 10 | 11 |
| De Stalle | 3 | Workable | 75.6 | 73.6 | 11 | 30 |
| Malmesbury Camping | 4 | Workable | 60.8 | 84.9 | 5 | 39 |
| Table Mountain Guesthouse | 5 | Workable | 65.8 | 61.1 | 5 | 23 |
| Wheatfields Guest House | 6 | Workable | 53.4 | 43.2 | 15 | 110 |
| Almond Bridge B&B | 7 | Workable | 55.1 | 46.1 | 7 | 38 |
| Samoa Hotel | 8 | Workable | 52.4 | 39.9 | 14 | 120 |
| Manasse Manor | 9 | Workable | 56.9 | 43.0 | 9 | 48 |
| Swartland Hotel | 10 | Workable | 42.6 | 36.4 | 8 | 249 |
| Huis Landman | 11 | Risky | 39.5 | 36.3 | 7 | 142 |
| Accommodation Malmesbury Rust en Vrede | 12 | Risky | 39.5 | 36.3 | 7 | 142 |
| Malmesbury Town Bed and Breakfast | 13 | Workable | 42.6 | 36.4 | 8 | 249 |
| Strydom's Accommodation | 14 | Workable | 54.6 | 37.1 | 33 | 108 |
| Swartland Hotel | 15 | Workable | 42.8 | 35.5 | 7 | 25 |
| Brink Hotels | 16 | Workable | 40.4 | 35.3 | 9 | 37 |
| SuNel Guest Rooms | 17 | Workable | 42.8 | 35.5 | 7 | 25 |
| Hill Stay | 18 | Workable | 40.4 | 35.3 | 9 | 37 |
| Huis Botha Dogterskoshuis | 19 | Workable | 44.7 | 31.4 | 11 | 17 |
| Oppiekoppie Bed & Breakfast | 20 | Risky | 22.9 | 14.2 | 16 | 30 |
| Fynbos Estate | 21 | Risky | 18.1 | 17.9 | 10 | 1 |
| Huis van zyl | 22 | Tethering territory | 66.6 | 31.0 | 172 | 15 |
| De Gunst Guest Farm | 23 | Tethering territory | 7.4 | 4.1 | 15 | 1 |
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