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| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bollam Cottage | 1 | Call-ready | 231.6 | 65.7 | 11 | 103 |
| Blue Heron Lodge - Cumbria | 2 | Call-ready | 189.9 | 44.2 | 13 | 165 |
| The Old Croft House | 3 | Call-ready | 243.9 | 85.5 | 11 | 39 |
| Black Bull Hotel | 4 | Call-ready | 243.9 | 85.5 | 11 | 39 |
| Fletcher House | 5 | Call-ready | 243.9 | 85.5 | 11 | 39 |
| Kirkby Stephen Hostel | 6 | Call-ready | 243.9 | 85.5 | 11 | 39 |
| Lockholme Bed and Breakfast | 7 | Call-ready | 302.5 | 61.4 | 12 | 10 |
| The Jolly Farmers | 8 | Call-ready | 243.9 | 85.5 | 11 | 39 |
| Ashley Cottage | 9 | Call-ready | 289.8 | 288.5 | 10 | 30 |
| High Lane Farm Holiday Cottages | 10 | Call-ready | 297.3 | 297.6 | 10 | 32 |
| The Kings Arms Hotel | 11 | Call-ready | 243.9 | 85.5 | 11 | 39 |
| Stonetrail | 12 | Call-ready | 243.9 | 85.5 | 11 | 39 |
| Stayhowgills | 13 | Call-ready | 190.5 | 160.5 | 5 | 10 |
| The Cottage Hartley | 14 | Call-ready | 152.6 | 54.9 | 21 | 147 |
| Cherry Tree Cottage | 15 | Call-ready | 319.2 | 55.3 | 17 | 23 |
| The Wilding l Bar l Restaurant l Hotel | 16 | Call-ready | 186.2 | 32.3 | 13 | 158 |
| Holiday Cottage Rural Retreat | 17 | Call-ready | 770.9 | 487.8 | 5 | 1 |
| The Green Cumbria | 18 | Call-ready | 747.6 | 705.2 | 5 | 4 |
| The Lodges at Artlegarth | 19 | Call-ready | 747.6 | 705.2 | 5 | 4 |
| Bill's Rest at The Cottage, A Gateway to the Lakes and Yorkshire Dales | 20 | Call-ready | 186.3 | 27.9 | 13 | 153 |
| The Inn at Brough | 21 | Call-ready | 186.3 | 27.9 | 13 | 153 |
| Bluebell Barn | 22 | Workable | 99.5 | 82.3 | 20 | 10 |
| The Burton | 23 | Call-ready | 185.2 | 41.1 | 14 | 7 |
| Brow View Cottage | 24 | Workable | 89.8 | 94.6 | 5 | 2 |
| The Pennine Hotel | 25 | Call-ready | 111.5 | 26.0 | 26 | 99 |
| Redmayne House | 26 | Call-ready | 111.5 | 26.0 | 26 | 99 |
| Muddy Boots-Scarpa | 27 | Call-ready | 111.5 | 26.0 | 26 | 99 |
| Westwood Farm Bed and Breakfast | 28 | Workable | 62.8 | 23.3 | 18 | 10 |
| Pennine View Park | 29 | Workable | 52.3 | 10.5 | 25 | 55 |
| Croglin Castle Apartments | 30 | Workable | 52.3 | 10.5 | 25 | 55 |
| Tan Hill Inn Camping | 31 | Workable | 63.4 | 14.4 | 35 | 8 |
| Mr Williams | 32 | Risky | 38.3 | 12.9 | 31 | 6 |
| Newton House | 33 | Risky | 35.5 | 10.6 | 25 | 4 |
| Wigwam Holidays Sandwath Farm | 34 | Risky | 38.7 | 9.2 | 26 | 2 |
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