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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Villa Karibu | 1 | Call-ready | 204.5 | 148.3 | 6 | 66 |
| Constantia Uitsig | 2 | Call-ready | 130.3 | 81.2 | 6 | 50 |
| Victoria Views | 3 | Call-ready | 127.9 | 87.8 | 4 | 67 |
| Steenberg Hotel | 4 | Call-ready | 123.9 | 108.1 | 6 | 148 |
| Perl of Hout Bay | 5 | Call-ready | 107.8 | 74.3 | 6 | 73 |
| Seacliffe Lodge | 6 | Call-ready | 100.7 | 60.8 | 12 | 138 |
| Harbour Master | 7 | Call-ready | 100.7 | 60.8 | 12 | 138 |
| Flora Bay Resort | 8 | Workable | 86.1 | 63.1 | 5 | 129 |
| Old Silvermine tented camp | 9 | Call-ready | 124.6 | 94.4 | 5 | 26 |
| Plotsklaps Self Catering Cottage | 10 | Call-ready | 122.0 | 91.2 | 5 | 25 |
| The Bay Lodge | 11 | Call-ready | 113.3 | 66.1 | 6 | 30 |
| The Beach House | 12 | Call-ready | 113.3 | 66.1 | 6 | 30 |
| Dune Lodge | 13 | Call-ready | 113.3 | 66.1 | 6 | 30 |
| Hout Bay Manor | 14 | Workable | 82.6 | 65.0 | 27 | 98 |
| Tintswalo Atlantic Lodge | 15 | Tethering territory | 10.3 | 7.9 | 72 | 4 |
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