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| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Broomshaw Hill Farm | 1 | Call-ready | 199.7 | 54.0 | 15 | 117 |
| Seldom Seen Caravan Park | 2 | Call-ready | 343.2 | 71.0 | 14 | 62 |
| Chare Close B&B | 3 | Call-ready | 248.4 | 52.2 | 15 | 101 |
| Vindolanda Apartment | 4 | Call-ready | 194.7 | 60.4 | 15 | 101 |
| Sycamore Gap Apartment | 5 | Call-ready | 194.7 | 60.4 | 15 | 101 |
| Manor House Inn | 6 | Call-ready | 194.7 | 60.4 | 15 | 101 |
| Centre of Britain | 7 | Call-ready | 194.7 | 60.4 | 15 | 101 |
| Hall Meadows | 8 | Call-ready | 194.7 | 60.4 | 15 | 101 |
| The Old Drapery | 9 | Call-ready | 194.7 | 60.4 | 15 | 101 |
| Hadrian 's Retreat | 10 | Call-ready | 194.7 | 60.4 | 15 | 101 |
| Ashcroft Guest House. Haltwhistle. | 11 | Call-ready | 194.7 | 60.4 | 15 | 101 |
| Belford House | 12 | Call-ready | 194.7 | 60.4 | 15 | 101 |
| Old Brewery Cottages | 13 | Call-ready | 280.5 | 62.0 | 15 | 11 |
| Melkridge Farm Bed & Breakfast | 14 | Call-ready | 280.5 | 62.0 | 15 | 11 |
| Greenlee Cottage and Bunkroom | 15 | Call-ready | 186.9 | 61.4 | 17 | 12 |
| Manor House Hotel, Haltwhistle | 16 | Call-ready | 186.9 | 61.4 | 17 | 12 |
| Railway Hotel | 17 | Call-ready | 186.9 | 61.4 | 17 | 12 |
| Lambley Farm Holiday Cottages | 18 | Call-ready | 194.2 | 32.3 | 27 | 19 |
| Wydon Farm B&B | 19 | Call-ready | 151.3 | 27.5 | 30 | 21 |
| The Old School House | 20 | Workable | 97.2 | 21.4 | 17 | 25 |
| Herding Hill Farm Camping | 21 | Workable | 90.0 | 20.7 | 20 | 18 |
| Gibbs Hill Farm | 22 | Workable | 45.9 | 22.9 | 12 | 4 |
| Saughy Rigg Farm | 23 | Risky | 28.4 | 14.6 | 16 | 14 |
| Holly Bush Inn | 24 | Workable | 45.3 | 18.3 | 17 | 1 |
| Hadrian's Wall Campsite | 25 | Workable | 56.0 | 18.5 | 28 | 8 |
| Common House Farm | 26 | Workable | 56.0 | 18.5 | 28 | 8 |
| Common House Farm | 27 | Workable | 44.3 | 19.2 | 26 | 7 |
| YHA Once Brewed | 28 | Risky | 17.6 | 12.5 | 13 | 10 |
| Greenlee Farm | 29 | Risky | 33.4 | 17.5 | 36 | 7 |
| The Hideaway Huts | 30 | Workable | 47.0 | 15.8 | 69 | 10 |
| Bridge House B&B | 31 | Workable | 50.8 | 10.8 | 38 | 6 |
| Layside | 32 | Workable | 46.2 | 10.1 | 69 | 10 |
| Old Repeater Station | 33 | Tethering territory | 1.9 | 0.2 | 20 | 1 |
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