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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| True Blue Island Getaway | 1 | Call-ready | 259.5 | 46.4 | 11 | 300 |
| Sugar Shack | 2 | Call-ready | 224.6 | 50.7 | 12 | 10 |
| Hindmarsh Island Caravan Park | 3 | Call-ready | 219.7 | 40.9 | 15 | 142 |
| Goolwa Boat Haven | 4 | Call-ready | 439.2 | 47.3 | 17 | 24 |
| Goolwa Riverwalk | 5 | Call-ready | 498.7 | 47.2 | 20 | 13 |
| Arcadia Landing | 6 | Call-ready | 183.8 | 51.7 | 18 | 37 |
| The Little Gem | 7 | Call-ready | 194.2 | 33.8 | 11 | 56 |
| Palm Cottage | 8 | Call-ready | 194.2 | 33.8 | 11 | 56 |
| Little Blue at Goolwa Beach | 9 | Call-ready | 194.2 | 33.8 | 11 | 56 |
| St Brigids Church | 10 | Call-ready | 207.9 | 40.3 | 8 | 14 |
| Beach Huts Middleton | 11 | Call-ready | 193.6 | 30.3 | 13 | 55 |
| Middleton Holiday House - Coast on Newell | 12 | Call-ready | 201.9 | 37.7 | 17 | 46 |
| Briston-Smith Park | 13 | Call-ready | 210.3 | 33.6 | 17 | 19 |
| Pet Let 2 - Tropical Cool at Goolwa South | 14 | Call-ready | 210.3 | 33.6 | 17 | 19 |
| The Sandland Shack | 15 | Call-ready | 210.3 | 33.6 | 17 | 19 |
| Tahren Beachfront Lodge | 16 | Call-ready | 194.1 | 32.6 | 14 | 10 |
| The Sand Castle | 17 | Call-ready | 194.1 | 32.6 | 14 | 10 |
| Goolwa Caravan Park | 18 | Call-ready | 169.6 | 29.3 | 17 | 31 |
| Gumnut Getaway | 19 | Call-ready | 169.6 | 29.3 | 17 | 31 |
| Breezes - Goolwa Beach | 20 | Call-ready | 174.4 | 27.9 | 13 | 33 |
| Hindmarsh Island Retreat | 21 | Call-ready | 147.3 | 31.2 | 11 | 16 |
| Goolwa Central Motel | 22 | Call-ready | 135.8 | 26.1 | 15 | 77 |
| Brooking Cottage | 23 | Call-ready | 135.8 | 26.1 | 15 | 77 |
| Rose Eden House | 24 | Call-ready | 135.8 | 26.1 | 15 | 77 |
| Surfers Beach Shack | 25 | Workable | 183.2 | 23.7 | 14 | 32 |
| Middleton Beach House | 26 | Workable | 183.2 | 23.7 | 14 | 32 |
| Middleton Luxury Beach House | 27 | Workable | 176.8 | 22.5 | 19 | 35 |
| Discovery Parks - Goolwa | 28 | Call-ready | 146.2 | 25.9 | 15 | 35 |
| The Admiral Riverside | 29 | Workable | 134.1 | 22.7 | 18 | 26 |
| La Maison Tranquille | 30 | Workable | 134.1 | 22.7 | 18 | 26 |
| Rose Cottage, Goolwa | 31 | Workable | 134.1 | 22.7 | 18 | 26 |
| Corio Hotel | 32 | Workable | 124.3 | 20.9 | 16 | 18 |
| Norm Howard Outdoor Education Centre | 33 | Workable | 383.6 | 23.1 | 44 | 1 |
| Captains Quarters Goolwa | 34 | Workable | 124.3 | 20.9 | 16 | 18 |
| La Maison Riviere ~ The River House | 35 | Workable | 124.3 | 20.9 | 16 | 18 |
| Goolwa Hotel | 36 | Workable | 124.3 | 20.9 | 16 | 18 |
| The Rushes Riverside Goolwa | 37 | Workable | 124.3 | 20.9 | 16 | 18 |
| Higgins shack | 38 | Workable | 130.7 | 19.0 | 18 | 13 |
| Lightly Sea Salted | 39 | Workable | 108.5 | 21.4 | 14 | 20 |
| Ocean Break | 40 | Workable | 108.9 | 20.1 | 15 | 19 |
| Marine Cove Resort | 41 | Workable | 116.8 | 13.8 | 11 | 12 |
| PS Federal Retreat | 42 | Workable | 116.8 | 13.8 | 11 | 12 |
| The Yellow House | 43 | Workable | 116.8 | 13.8 | 11 | 12 |
| Sunset Cottage | 44 | Workable | 86.3 | 11.7 | 25 | 21 |
| Blue Heaven Cottage | 45 | Risky | 62.5 | 22.2 | 113 | 1 |
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