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| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cowboy Country Inn | 1 | Call-ready | 232.6 | 64.2 | 7 | 14 |
| Padre Motel | 2 | Call-ready | 232.6 | 64.2 | 7 | 14 |
| Rainbow Country Bed & Breakfast | 3 | Call-ready | 189.4 | 53.3 | 9 | 20 |
| Canyons Bed and Breakfast | 4 | Call-ready | 194.4 | 55.6 | 8 | 19 |
| Canyon Country Lodge | 5 | Call-ready | 189.4 | 53.3 | 9 | 20 |
| Slot Canyon Inn | 6 | Call-ready | 194.4 | 55.6 | 8 | 19 |
| The Loubird Inn | 7 | Call-ready | 194.4 | 55.6 | 8 | 19 |
| Southwestern Retreat | 8 | Call-ready | 185.0 | 55.7 | 18 | 28 |
| La Luz Desert Retreat | 9 | Call-ready | 185.0 | 55.7 | 18 | 28 |
| Circle D Motel | 10 | Call-ready | 143.3 | 44.8 | 15 | 39 |
| Circle D | 11 | Call-ready | 143.3 | 44.8 | 15 | 39 |
| Prospector Inn | 12 | Call-ready | 143.3 | 44.8 | 15 | 39 |
| Canyons of Escalante RV Park | 13 | Call-ready | 143.3 | 44.8 | 15 | 39 |
| Escalante Outfitters Campground | 14 | Call-ready | 139.2 | 38.8 | 16 | 32 |
| Escalante Escapes | 15 | Call-ready | 139.2 | 38.8 | 16 | 32 |
| The INN of Escalante | 16 | Call-ready | 139.2 | 38.8 | 16 | 32 |
| Entrada Escalante Lodge | 17 | Call-ready | 139.2 | 38.8 | 16 | 32 |
| Escalante Outfitters | 18 | Call-ready | 139.2 | 38.8 | 16 | 32 |
| Escalante's Grand Staircase | 19 | Call-ready | 139.2 | 38.8 | 16 | 32 |
| Slot Canyons Inn | 20 | Call-ready | 246.8 | 39.7 | 26 | 3 |
| Escalante Petrified Forest State Park Campground | 21 | Call-ready | 222.3 | 33.4 | 31 | 1 |
| 44 | 22 | Call-ready | 222.3 | 33.4 | 31 | 1 |
| 15 | 23 | Call-ready | 222.3 | 33.4 | 31 | 1 |
| Ofland Escalante Campground | 24 | Workable | 89.7 | 26.5 | 13 | 19 |
| Roundy Group Site | 25 | Workable | 121.5 | 23.7 | 8 | 4 |
| Escalanter Heritage Center Campground | 26 | Workable | 121.5 | 23.7 | 8 | 4 |
| Office | 27 | Workable | 47.1 | 23.7 | 9 | 1 |
| Cottonwood | 28 | Workable | 47.1 | 23.7 | 9 | 1 |
| Cedar | 29 | Workable | 47.1 | 23.7 | 9 | 1 |
| Willow | 30 | Workable | 47.1 | 23.7 | 9 | 1 |
| Aspen | 31 | Workable | 47.1 | 23.7 | 9 | 1 |
| Ash | 32 | Workable | 47.1 | 23.7 | 9 | 1 |
| Birch | 33 | Workable | 47.1 | 23.7 | 9 | 1 |
| Elm | 34 | Workable | 47.1 | 23.7 | 9 | 1 |
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