3 places ranked

Working from
Dildo

Ranked by the broadband measured at each address, worst-metric first, so the ones you can take a call from are at the top.

0 of the 3 listed here are call-ready.

Ranked

Hotel	#	Verdict	Down	Up	Ping	Tests
The Dildo Nest	1	Risky	126.0	9.0	32	6
George House Heritage B&B	2	Risky	126.0	9.0	32	6
Inn by the Bay Bed and Breakfast	3	Risky	126.0	9.0	32	6

Upload is emphasised because it decides whether your video call holds, and it is the column no hotel will tell you.