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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Coldgill View - Cumbrian Holiday Home | 1 | Call-ready | 239.6 | 89.9 | 11 | 304 |
| Westwood - The B&B with a view | 2 | Call-ready | 221.8 | 91.8 | 11 | 237 |
| Six Castlegate | 3 | Call-ready | 227.7 | 69.0 | 14 | 121 |
| Graysonside Guest House | 4 | Call-ready | 233.2 | 67.4 | 17 | 100 |
| Allerdale Court Hotel | 5 | Call-ready | 227.7 | 69.0 | 14 | 121 |
| Violet Bank holiday Home Park | 6 | Call-ready | 199.8 | 65.3 | 14 | 213 |
| Wyndham Hall Caravan Park | 7 | Call-ready | 314.9 | 99.3 | 14 | 91 |
| Rose Cottage Guest House | 8 | Call-ready | 203.0 | 62.8 | 15 | 263 |
| The Rook Guest House | 9 | Call-ready | 227.7 | 69.0 | 14 | 121 |
| New House Farm | 10 | Call-ready | 203.0 | 62.8 | 15 | 263 |
| YHA Cockermouth | 11 | Call-ready | 204.2 | 59.5 | 14 | 286 |
| YHA Cockermouth | 12 | Call-ready | 168.4 | 49.8 | 15 | 215 |
| Travelodge | 13 | Call-ready | 183.7 | 44.9 | 18 | 64 |
| Robinsbrook Country Guest House | 14 | Call-ready | 365.7 | 176.4 | 9 | 15 |
| Dufton House | 15 | Call-ready | 240.3 | 83.5 | 12 | 25 |
| Simon Scales Mill | 16 | Call-ready | 390.9 | 140.5 | 9 | 29 |
| 14 Limetree | 17 | Call-ready | 271.3 | 95.4 | 14 | 34 |
| The Trout Hotel | 18 | Call-ready | 279.9 | 94.9 | 14 | 41 |
| Manor House Hotel and Restaurant | 19 | Call-ready | 279.9 | 94.9 | 14 | 41 |
| Manor House Hotel Cockermouth | 20 | Call-ready | 279.9 | 94.9 | 14 | 41 |
| Kirkstile Inn | 21 | Call-ready | 295.5 | 98.4 | 14 | 37 |
| The Pheasant Inn | 22 | Call-ready | 297.6 | 233.4 | 14 | 11 |
| Loweswater Village Hall | 23 | Call-ready | 295.5 | 98.4 | 14 | 37 |
| Toddell Barn | 24 | Call-ready | 173.7 | 98.3 | 11 | 11 |
| Wordsworth Hotel and Bar | 25 | Call-ready | 158.6 | 51.0 | 15 | 31 |
| Croft Guest House | 26 | Call-ready | 158.6 | 51.0 | 15 | 31 |
| Bank Cottage | 27 | Call-ready | 158.6 | 51.0 | 15 | 31 |
| Tithe Barn Hotel | 28 | Call-ready | 158.6 | 51.0 | 15 | 31 |
| Wythop School | 29 | Call-ready | 158.6 | 51.0 | 15 | 31 |
| The Wheatsheaf Inn Lorton | 30 | Call-ready | 158.6 | 51.0 | 15 | 31 |
| The Hayloft | 31 | Call-ready | 158.6 | 51.0 | 15 | 31 |
| Globe Hotel | 32 | Call-ready | 158.6 | 51.0 | 15 | 31 |
| Riverside | 33 | Call-ready | 186.9 | 41.5 | 14 | 35 |
| Vegetarian Lakeland Living | 34 | Call-ready | 186.9 | 41.5 | 14 | 35 |
| The Pheasant Inn | 35 | Call-ready | 133.8 | 55.7 | 15 | 33 |
| LINK HOUSE by Bassenthwaite Lake | 36 | Call-ready | 127.0 | 58.0 | 14 | 31 |
| The Fish Hotel Buttermere | 37 | Call-ready | 265.0 | 105.1 | 9 | 5 |
| Winder Hall Hotel | 38 | Call-ready | 188.0 | 60.1 | 10 | 6 |
| Wood Farm Self Catering Cottages | 39 | Call-ready | 195.3 | 85.9 | 12 | 8 |
| Castle Guards Farm Luxury Glamping Retreat | 40 | Call-ready | 696.5 | 97.0 | 20 | 1 |
| Stewart Leisure | 41 | Workable | 210.7 | 28.1 | 42 | 36 |
| Beckstones Farm Guest House | 42 | Call-ready | 115.8 | 39.1 | 35 | 19 |
| Penny End Holiday Let | 43 | Workable | 93.2 | 91.9 | 9 | 1 |
| The Granary Escape | 44 | Call-ready | 139.8 | 40.0 | 14 | 5 |
| Scale Hill Hotel | 45 | Call-ready | 128.4 | 33.5 | 23 | 3 |
| Sportsman Hotel | 46 | Workable | 78.8 | 24.3 | 15 | 26 |
| Antler Lodge at Moota, Cumbria | 47 | Workable | 112.1 | 31.5 | 45 | 4 |
| The Lazy Fish | 48 | Workable | 77.7 | 19.3 | 18 | 25 |
| Hundith Hill Hotel | 49 | Workable | 80.5 | 28.4 | 33 | 7 |
| Youth Hostels Association | 50 | Workable | 93.9 | 20.3 | 43 | 17 |
| The Fish Inn | 51 | Workable | 88.4 | 19.4 | 44 | 16 |
| Loweswater Cottages | 52 | Workable | 86.2 | 17.4 | 30 | 32 |
| Wood Hall | 53 | Workable | 68.9 | 21.1 | 16 | 6 |
| Irton House Farm | 54 | Workable | 49.6 | 21.3 | 20 | 8 |
| Premier Inn | 55 | Risky | 15.2 | 15.4 | 20 | 31 |
| Kirkstile Inn | 56 | Tethering territory | 71.2 | 20.8 | 121 | 9 |
| Fellside Holiday Cottages, Keswick, The Lake District | 57 | Tethering territory | 6.6 | 8.7 | 54 | 4 |
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