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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kirkstile Inn | 1 | Call-ready | 302.9 | 105.3 | 12 | 53 |
| Loweswater Village Hall | 2 | Call-ready | 302.9 | 105.3 | 12 | 53 |
| Six Castlegate | 3 | Call-ready | 203.1 | 68.8 | 14 | 110 |
| Graysonside Guest House | 4 | Call-ready | 318.5 | 178.1 | 15 | 179 |
| Allerdale Court Hotel | 5 | Call-ready | 203.1 | 68.8 | 14 | 110 |
| Coldgill View - Cumbrian Holiday Home | 6 | Call-ready | 257.5 | 93.0 | 13 | 585 |
| Rose Cottage Guest House | 7 | Call-ready | 256.4 | 114.3 | 16 | 359 |
| The Rook Guest House | 8 | Call-ready | 203.1 | 68.8 | 14 | 110 |
| Westwood - The B&B with a view | 9 | Call-ready | 257.2 | 93.3 | 13 | 534 |
| New House Farm | 10 | Call-ready | 256.4 | 114.3 | 16 | 359 |
| Stewart Leisure | 11 | Call-ready | 254.0 | 108.0 | 16 | 66 |
| Violet Bank holiday Home Park | 12 | Call-ready | 188.5 | 65.7 | 16 | 182 |
| The Trout Hotel | 13 | Call-ready | 245.2 | 88.0 | 13 | 36 |
| Manor House Hotel and Restaurant | 14 | Call-ready | 245.2 | 88.0 | 13 | 36 |
| Manor House Hotel Cockermouth | 15 | Call-ready | 245.2 | 88.0 | 13 | 36 |
| YHA Cockermouth | 16 | Call-ready | 173.0 | 46.5 | 16 | 335 |
| Wordsworth Hotel and Bar | 17 | Call-ready | 250.4 | 108.8 | 16 | 17 |
| Croft Guest House | 18 | Call-ready | 250.4 | 108.8 | 16 | 17 |
| Bank Cottage | 19 | Call-ready | 250.4 | 108.8 | 16 | 17 |
| Tithe Barn Hotel | 20 | Call-ready | 250.4 | 108.8 | 16 | 17 |
| Travelodge | 21 | Call-ready | 180.9 | 43.8 | 14 | 107 |
| Robinsbrook Country Guest House | 22 | Call-ready | 270.4 | 153.4 | 15 | 48 |
| Wythop School | 23 | Call-ready | 250.4 | 108.8 | 16 | 17 |
| The Wheatsheaf Inn Lorton | 24 | Call-ready | 250.4 | 108.8 | 16 | 17 |
| The Hayloft | 25 | Call-ready | 250.4 | 108.8 | 16 | 17 |
| Globe Hotel | 26 | Call-ready | 250.4 | 108.8 | 16 | 17 |
| The Pheasant Inn | 27 | Call-ready | 261.5 | 181.3 | 19 | 14 |
| Simon Scales Mill | 28 | Call-ready | 277.2 | 163.2 | 15 | 45 |
| Dufton House | 29 | Call-ready | 179.8 | 89.5 | 12 | 31 |
| Penny End Holiday Let | 30 | Call-ready | 180.7 | 62.3 | 10 | 18 |
| Wyndham Hall Caravan Park | 31 | Call-ready | 175.9 | 78.7 | 14 | 22 |
| Riverside | 32 | Call-ready | 187.3 | 47.5 | 15 | 45 |
| Vegetarian Lakeland Living | 33 | Call-ready | 187.3 | 47.5 | 15 | 45 |
| 14 Limetree | 34 | Call-ready | 138.8 | 63.9 | 14 | 43 |
| Beckstones Farm Guest House | 35 | Call-ready | 181.8 | 75.8 | 12 | 8 |
| Winder Hall Hotel | 36 | Call-ready | 110.3 | 78.6 | 17 | 13 |
| Wood Farm Self Catering Cottages | 37 | Call-ready | 205.2 | 66.3 | 21 | 2 |
| Hundith Hill Hotel | 38 | Call-ready | 156.0 | 61.3 | 19 | 4 |
| Antler Lodge at Moota, Cumbria | 39 | Workable | 176.9 | 51.6 | 57 | 6 |
| The Fish Hotel Buttermere | 40 | Call-ready | 110.6 | 52.0 | 12 | 8 |
| Toddell Barn | 41 | Call-ready | 109.6 | 65.7 | 13 | 6 |
| YHA Cockermouth | 42 | Workable | 57.4 | 42.4 | 16 | 20 |
| Sportsman Hotel | 43 | Workable | 93.9 | 17.2 | 17 | 17 |
| Scale Hill Hotel | 44 | Workable | 69.4 | 28.5 | 16 | 5 |
| Loweswater Cottages | 45 | Workable | 72.4 | 18.4 | 19 | 43 |
| Kirkstile Inn | 46 | Workable | 69.7 | 24.7 | 20 | 8 |
| LINK HOUSE by Bassenthwaite Lake | 47 | Workable | 45.8 | 18.0 | 23 | 13 |
| The Pheasant Inn | 48 | Risky | 39.1 | 19.1 | 23 | 11 |
| Irton House Farm | 49 | Workable | 49.6 | 21.3 | 20 | 8 |
| Premier Inn | 50 | Risky | 17.1 | 16.0 | 17 | 10 |
| Youth Hostels Association | 51 | Workable | 71.1 | 14.9 | 27 | 8 |
| The Fish Inn | 52 | Workable | 64.9 | 13.4 | 27 | 9 |
| The Lazy Fish | 53 | Risky | 25.3 | 11.7 | 38 | 10 |
| Wood Hall | 54 | Risky | 28.1 | 3.8 | 21 | 10 |
| Fellside Holiday Cottages, Keswick, The Lake District | 55 | Risky | 42.9 | 7.5 | 48 | 7 |
| The Granary Escape | 56 | Tethering territory | 31.0 | 3.8 | 420 | 1 |
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