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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Best Western Atlantic Hotel | 1 | Call-ready | 257.6 | 193.7 | 9 | 98 |
| Saracens Head Hotel | 2 | Call-ready | 227.8 | 53.3 | 9 | 53 |
| Rothmans B&B | 3 | Call-ready | 396.5 | 198.5 | 9 | 71 |
| The Chelmer Bed and Breakfast | 4 | Call-ready | 233.7 | 101.0 | 10 | 145 |
| Becket House | 5 | Call-ready | 284.1 | 146.9 | 8 | 78 |
| Bonnington Farm Guest House | 6 | Call-ready | 249.7 | 146.5 | 7 | 64 |
| Burr Close B&B | 7 | Call-ready | 345.4 | 67.1 | 8 | 262 |
| Gantway House | 8 | Call-ready | 208.4 | 79.3 | 8 | 108 |
| Mill House B&B - Rayne | 9 | Call-ready | 314.9 | 74.1 | 8 | 129 |
| Photo-Me | 10 | Call-ready | 299.5 | 143.9 | 10 | 146 |
| Travelodge | 11 | Call-ready | 387.5 | 93.3 | 5 | 50 |
| Greenways Lodge Stansted Airport. | 12 | Call-ready | 319.1 | 184.3 | 8 | 56 |
| ibis budget Bishops Stortford London Stansted Airport | 13 | Call-ready | 233.3 | 123.9 | 8 | 53 |
| Walpole Farmhouse Holiday Lettings | 14 | Call-ready | 347.9 | 129.8 | 8 | 185 |
| Holiday Inn Express | 15 | Call-ready | 286.1 | 180.3 | 7 | 82 |
| Elsenham Lodge | 16 | Call-ready | 261.4 | 118.5 | 6 | 137 |
| Genesis Housing Association | 17 | Call-ready | 303.1 | 129.8 | 8 | 54 |
| Elsenham Vale | 18 | Call-ready | 196.7 | 143.6 | 7 | 54 |
| Friern Manor Country Hotel | 19 | Call-ready | 318.8 | 68.9 | 11 | 96 |
| The Dolphin Inn, Bradwell | 20 | Call-ready | 243.1 | 99.7 | 7 | 107 |
| Innkeeper's Collection | 21 | Call-ready | 327.0 | 57.3 | 8 | 73 |
| Motts Bed and Breakfast | 22 | Call-ready | 269.9 | 285.9 | 6 | 51 |
| Sunrise Hospitality | 23 | Call-ready | 321.3 | 148.6 | 9 | 53 |
| The George Hotel | 24 | Call-ready | 200.5 | 62.3 | 12 | 63 |
| 32 The Hythe | 25 | Call-ready | 259.1 | 116.1 | 7 | 99 |
| Atlantic Hotel Chelmsford | 26 | Call-ready | 257.6 | 193.7 | 9 | 98 |
| Chapman Towers | 27 | Call-ready | 237.8 | 63.0 | 6 | 75 |
| Elite Island Resorts | 28 | Call-ready | 358.4 | 117.8 | 9 | 61 |
| Harwood House B&B | 29 | Call-ready | 227.2 | 83.6 | 8 | 210 |
| JD Wetherspoon | 30 | Call-ready | 206.6 | 75.3 | 8 | 108 |
| Mulberry House | 31 | Call-ready | 603.9 | 79.5 | 6 | 135 |
| Travelodge Braintree | 32 | Call-ready | 275.9 | 100.0 | 10 | 83 |
| The Wobbin | 33 | Call-ready | 255.8 | 238.9 | 8 | 60 |
| The Coach House B&B | 34 | Call-ready | 237.3 | 263.6 | 17 | 57 |
| Travelodge | 35 | Call-ready | 377.4 | 104.3 | 24 | 64 |
| Bucks House Country House Bed &Breakfast | 36 | Call-ready | 188.8 | 188.9 | 9 | 100 |
| Felsted Holiday Cottages | 37 | Call-ready | 183.4 | 143.7 | 10 | 107 |
| The Tuck Inn | 38 | Call-ready | 253.7 | 96.2 | 20 | 99 |
| Royal Horseguards Hotel, London | 39 | Call-ready | 301.4 | 48.3 | 14 | 177 |
| Hunters Meet | 40 | Call-ready | 178.1 | 151.4 | 9 | 89 |
| Six Continents | 41 | Call-ready | 251.4 | 48.3 | 17 | 68 |
| Motel 6 | 42 | Call-ready | 292.2 | 46.0 | 14 | 212 |
| The Harlow Hotel | 43 | Call-ready | 320.7 | 48.4 | 24 | 339 |
| Thaxted Bed & Breakfast | 44 | Call-ready | 172.4 | 121.1 | 10 | 210 |
| Riverside Bed & Breakfast | 45 | Call-ready | 174.0 | 150.9 | 16 | 66 |
| Poppies Bed And Breakfast | 46 | Call-ready | 189.9 | 45.8 | 9 | 109 |
| Playa De Arlow | 47 | Call-ready | 243.7 | 43.6 | 12 | 83 |
| The Old Court Hotel | 48 | Workable | 196.4 | 96.3 | 41 | 167 |
| Little Hallingbury Place | 49 | Call-ready | 164.0 | 107.7 | 11 | 213 |
| The Old House | 50 | Workable | 196.4 | 96.3 | 41 | 167 |
| Mayland Motel | 51 | Call-ready | 182.0 | 45.5 | 8 | 54 |
| Beehive Cottage - No10 Self catering holiday cottage. | 52 | Call-ready | 165.4 | 47.5 | 7 | 79 |
| Aarondale | 53 | Call-ready | 365.0 | 81.5 | 6 | 27 |
| The County Hotel & Resturant | 54 | Call-ready | 231.0 | 114.5 | 11 | 36 |
| Premier Inn (Springfield) | 55 | Call-ready | 290.1 | 193.6 | 9 | 48 |
| Kings Head | 56 | Call-ready | 346.8 | 169.8 | 10 | 49 |
| Channels Lodge | 57 | Call-ready | 556.9 | 175.2 | 6 | 47 |
| Channels Hotel | 58 | Call-ready | 556.9 | 175.2 | 6 | 47 |
| Hanson House | 59 | Call-ready | 258.7 | 111.6 | 6 | 24 |
| Gable Cottage | 60 | Call-ready | 447.6 | 274.7 | 9 | 44 |
| Gill Johnson | 61 | Call-ready | 357.2 | 105.6 | 8 | 25 |
| Lion - Boreham | 62 | Call-ready | 288.2 | 86.8 | 7 | 12 |
| Peacock On The Pin | 63 | Call-ready | 198.8 | 88.1 | 8 | 36 |
| Tatoi Bed & Breakfast | 64 | Call-ready | 356.5 | 131.3 | 5 | 39 |
| Taphall | 65 | Call-ready | 200.9 | 100.8 | 10 | 37 |
| The Gem Stansted | 66 | Call-ready | 255.1 | 221.9 | 7 | 38 |
| Berry Close Bed & Breakfast | 67 | Call-ready | 344.0 | 52.7 | 8 | 35 |
| Four Seasons Hotel | 68 | Call-ready | 226.5 | 144.3 | 9 | 45 |
| Furze Hill Banqueting & Conference Centre | 69 | Call-ready | 615.7 | 61.1 | 7 | 17 |
| Hampton By Hilton Braintree Hotel | 70 | Call-ready | 389.9 | 183.9 | 7 | 38 |
| The Kilns Hotel | 71 | Call-ready | 294.9 | 68.9 | 8 | 38 |
| The Mulberries | 72 | Call-ready | 251.6 | 140.6 | 8 | 19 |
| Whitwell Hall Campsite | 73 | Call-ready | 288.7 | 64.1 | 6 | 10 |
| Avery House | 74 | Call-ready | 402.0 | 223.0 | 9 | 36 |
| Holiday Search | 75 | Call-ready | 215.3 | 105.5 | 11 | 14 |
| Hugarda, Eygpt | 76 | Call-ready | 238.7 | 163.4 | 7 | 23 |
| Pledgdon Barn Wedding and Party Venue | 77 | Call-ready | 380.9 | 65.3 | 10 | 34 |
| South Lodge Hotel | 78 | Call-ready | 288.4 | 91.6 | 11 | 31 |
| White House Stansted | 79 | Call-ready | 244.3 | 94.7 | 10 | 47 |
| Ballaglass Cottage | 80 | Call-ready | 472.2 | 253.2 | 9 | 49 |
| Halfway House Farm | 81 | Call-ready | 309.4 | 96.8 | 10 | 28 |
| Rixos Hotel Sharm El Sheikh | 82 | Call-ready | 295.2 | 78.6 | 7 | 36 |
| Top Meadow Hotel | 83 | Call-ready | 603.7 | 335.2 | 8 | 38 |
| Alexandra House Hotel Swindon | 84 | Call-ready | 201.2 | 51.5 | 8 | 36 |
| Blueberry Hotel | 85 | Call-ready | 389.9 | 183.9 | 7 | 38 |
| Friars Farm Bed and Breakfast | 86 | Call-ready | 257.0 | 229.5 | 6 | 10 |
| Luxury Worldwide | 87 | Call-ready | 201.2 | 51.5 | 8 | 36 |
| Manor of Groves Hotel Golf and Country Club | 88 | Call-ready | 533.5 | 73.3 | 11 | 16 |
| The Fox Inn | 89 | Call-ready | 204.5 | 106.9 | 13 | 36 |
| The White Napkin | 90 | Call-ready | 294.9 | 68.9 | 8 | 38 |
| The Pussy Willow Bed And Breakfast | 91 | Call-ready | 324.7 | 75.1 | 8 | 38 |
| De Rougemont Manor | 92 | Call-ready | 327.8 | 142.5 | 9 | 32 |
| Hill Cottage Tollesbury | 93 | Call-ready | 259.2 | 352.0 | 6 | 13 |
| Collier Street Cottage | 94 | Call-ready | 251.6 | 179.5 | 6 | 19 |
| Laurels | 95 | Call-ready | 234.9 | 100.4 | 8 | 36 |
| Looe Bay Caravan | 96 | Call-ready | 284.5 | 59.4 | 13 | 38 |
| Little Bullocks Farm | 97 | Call-ready | 376.2 | 120.3 | 8 | 25 |
| The Old Clock Hotel | 98 | Call-ready | 448.3 | 238.4 | 6 | 45 |
| Weddings Hornchurch | 99 | Call-ready | 327.8 | 142.5 | 9 | 32 |
| Premier Inn | 100 | Call-ready | 164.5 | 46.2 | 12 | 97 |
| Brook Farm | 101 | Call-ready | 193.2 | 158.6 | 11 | 31 |
| Braintree Foyer | 102 | Call-ready | 286.4 | 51.2 | 14 | 39 |
| Six Apples | 103 | Call-ready | 193.2 | 158.6 | 11 | 31 |
| The Farmhouse Inn | 104 | Call-ready | 220.3 | 250.0 | 17 | 13 |
| Steepleview Bed & Breakfast | 105 | Call-ready | 169.6 | 204.5 | 34 | 57 |
| The Swan | 106 | Call-ready | 169.6 | 204.5 | 34 | 57 |
| Spellbrook Farm | 107 | Call-ready | 236.9 | 67.1 | 20 | 13 |
| Pontlands Park | 108 | Call-ready | 182.0 | 64.6 | 5 | 19 |
| Purleigh Barns Bed & Breakfast | 109 | Call-ready | 253.2 | 75.2 | 22 | 35 |
| The Oasis Hotel | 110 | Call-ready | 186.5 | 65.2 | 13 | 25 |
| Merlewood Guest House | 111 | Call-ready | 247.1 | 47.0 | 10 | 16 |
| Church Hall Farm | 112 | Call-ready | 184.4 | 135.0 | 15 | 12 |
| Broadleaf | 113 | Call-ready | 301.0 | 47.2 | 13 | 45 |
| 2 Bursteads Cottages | 114 | Call-ready | 299.2 | 72.8 | 26 | 10 |
| The Black Horse Hotel Stansted | 115 | Call-ready | 191.6 | 76.2 | 22 | 13 |
| Brook Farm Bed & Breakfast | 116 | Call-ready | 174.7 | 203.1 | 11 | 19 |
| Ramada Jarvis | 117 | Call-ready | 173.8 | 169.4 | 9 | 24 |
| Lynton House | 118 | Call-ready | 167.0 | 166.9 | 9 | 17 |
| D & J Waterman | 119 | Call-ready | 247.5 | 44.0 | 8 | 31 |
| Bury Farm Cottages | 120 | Call-ready | 159.4 | 144.0 | 7 | 15 |
| Old Thatch Bambers Green | 121 | Call-ready | 159.1 | 138.2 | 11 | 21 |
| The Croft | 122 | Call-ready | 155.2 | 55.7 | 8 | 35 |
| The Willows Guest House | 123 | Call-ready | 159.7 | 143.5 | 11 | 20 |
| Boswell House Hotel | 124 | Workable | 227.4 | 64.5 | 53 | 41 |
| OYO The Rivenhall Hotel in Witham, Chelmsford | 125 | Workable | 91.1 | 59.4 | 8 | 84 |
| Mill House Hotel | 126 | Call-ready | 141.4 | 169.3 | 3 | 12 |
| Oak Lodge | 127 | Call-ready | 158.2 | 144.1 | 21 | 12 |
| Monks of Bulphan | 128 | Call-ready | 137.7 | 49.7 | 9 | 46 |
| Premier Inn Basildon Festival Park | 129 | Call-ready | 188.0 | 40.5 | 15 | 40 |
| Potters House | 130 | Call-ready | 180.5 | 35.9 | 21 | 106 |
| Swallow Churchgate Hotel | 131 | Call-ready | 184.5 | 35.6 | 25 | 62 |
| Corner House Luxury BnB | 132 | Call-ready | 117.1 | 56.5 | 8 | 11 |
| Mulberry Gardens | 133 | Call-ready | 167.9 | 41.7 | 7 | 26 |
| Sawbridgeworth Bed & Breakfast | 134 | Call-ready | 247.4 | 38.0 | 19 | 15 |
| Acreland Green Bed & Breakfast | 135 | Call-ready | 196.0 | 268.6 | 3 | 5 |
| Center Parcs Elvedon Forest | 136 | Call-ready | 365.1 | 155.6 | 8 | 8 |
| Harlow International Hostel | 137 | Call-ready | 128.1 | 59.7 | 26 | 20 |
| Whitehall Hotel | 138 | Call-ready | 117.2 | 88.7 | 17 | 19 |
| Mill House B&B | 139 | Call-ready | 118.4 | 81.5 | 23 | 43 |
| The PitStop | 140 | Call-ready | 132.4 | 37.6 | 6 | 67 |
| Homesdale | 141 | Call-ready | 132.4 | 37.6 | 6 | 67 |
| Bury Lodge Hotel | 142 | Call-ready | 112.4 | 86.8 | 27 | 32 |
| Bury Lodge | 143 | Call-ready | 112.4 | 86.8 | 27 | 32 |
| Honeywood Farm Cabins | 144 | Call-ready | 100.0 | 89.4 | 24 | 11 |
| Little Barham B&B | 145 | Call-ready | 102.6 | 48.1 | 13 | 33 |
| Elite Island Resorts (UK) | 146 | Call-ready | 167.6 | 35.7 | 14 | 29 |
| Troutbeck Inn | 147 | Call-ready | 264.4 | 42.3 | 18 | 7 |
| Welcome Lodge | 148 | Workable | 60.5 | 60.2 | 33 | 15 |
| Wheel of Fellowship Lodge 9016 | 149 | Call-ready | 134.9 | 33.2 | 9 | 21 |
| The Limes | 150 | Call-ready | 134.9 | 33.2 | 9 | 21 |
| The Bell | 151 | Call-ready | 134.9 | 33.2 | 9 | 21 |
| Days Inn by Wyndham | 152 | Workable | 60.5 | 60.2 | 33 | 15 |
| Queens Head | 153 | Call-ready | 143.7 | 31.4 | 17 | 24 |
| Brooke Kathleen Griffin | 154 | Call-ready | 164.9 | 27.1 | 11 | 41 |
| Woodstock Motel | 155 | Workable | 87.1 | 40.8 | 12 | 41 |
| Acreland Green B & B | 156 | Workable | 80.8 | 40.4 | 9 | 23 |
| The Ash Barn Annex | 157 | Call-ready | 143.7 | 31.4 | 17 | 24 |
| Hillview Cottage B&B | 158 | Call-ready | 116.9 | 27.7 | 14 | 51 |
| Campanile | 159 | Workable | 354.0 | 18.7 | 6 | 10 |
| Warren Lodges | 160 | Workable | 41.3 | 46.1 | 14 | 16 |
| Crondon Park Farm House | 161 | Workable | 63.0 | 32.1 | 14 | 71 |
| Motherby House | 162 | Call-ready | 124.6 | 26.0 | 16 | 10 |
| Pages Guest House | 163 | Workable | 153.7 | 27.7 | 51 | 15 |
| Jepcrack's Barn Self Catering | 164 | Workable | 65.0 | 28.9 | 13 | 52 |
| Premier Inn Stansted Airport | 165 | Risky | 174.6 | 27.5 | 78 | 11 |
| Warmans Barn | 166 | Tethering territory | 127.1 | 100.1 | 257 | 18 |
| Lock house, the Paper Mill Lock House, North Hill, Little Baddow, Chelmsford | 167 | Workable | 143.2 | 19.0 | 19 | 12 |
| Manor of Groves Hotel, Golf & Health Club | 168 | Workable | 120.8 | 20.9 | 27 | 11 |
| Premier Inn (Boreham) | 169 | Workable | 50.0 | 26.3 | 12 | 10 |
| Premier Inn Chelmsford | 170 | Workable | 50.0 | 26.3 | 12 | 10 |
| Ardtully Retirement Residence | 171 | Workable | 99.0 | 16.0 | 16 | 22 |
| The Harvard Inn | 172 | Workable | 42.2 | 18.7 | 19 | 10 |
| Holiday Inn Express London Stansted Airport | 173 | Risky | 26.8 | 18.8 | 24 | 42 |
| Hen Hotel | 174 | Workable | 48.1 | 12.0 | 16 | 11 |
| Lawlor Cat Hotel | 175 | Risky | 31.4 | 7.6 | 16 | 44 |
| Premier Inn London Stansted Airport | 176 | Tethering territory | 10.3 | 9.8 | 23 | 33 |
| Blounts Cottages | 177 | Tethering territory | 112.0 | 20.2 | 134 | 9 |
| Radisson Blu Executive Suite. | 178 | Tethering territory | 10.3 | 9.8 | 23 | 33 |
| Travelodge Maldon | 179 | Tethering territory | 40.1 | 1.7 | 32 | 2 |
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