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| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S W Mawson & Son | 1 | Call-ready | 219.2 | 75.2 | 12 | 56 |
| The Clare Louise Inn | 2 | Call-ready | 405.0 | 297.0 | 12 | 87 |
| Fell View Holidays | 3 | Call-ready | 332.6 | 163.3 | 11 | 157 |
| Brandraw House | 4 | Call-ready | 375.9 | 82.9 | 11 | 72 |
| J & H D Langcake | 5 | Call-ready | 234.9 | 80.8 | 12 | 52 |
| Lazonby Hall | 6 | Call-ready | 637.3 | 593.7 | 5 | 100 |
| Lily Rose holiday cottage Brampton CA8 7DE | 7 | Call-ready | 249.8 | 84.4 | 9 | 87 |
| Ashbourne Guest House | 8 | Call-ready | 332.7 | 158.5 | 12 | 88 |
| Kates Guest House | 9 | Call-ready | 332.7 | 158.5 | 12 | 88 |
| Cornerways | 10 | Call-ready | 311.5 | 170.3 | 15 | 146 |
| Howard Lodge | 11 | Call-ready | 311.5 | 170.3 | 15 | 146 |
| Townhouse Bed & Breakfast | 12 | Call-ready | 311.5 | 170.3 | 15 | 146 |
| Warwick Lodge | 13 | Call-ready | 311.5 | 170.3 | 15 | 146 |
| Hadrians Park | 14 | Call-ready | 300.2 | 53.7 | 17 | 114 |
| Cumbria Park Hotel | 15 | Call-ready | 345.3 | 185.1 | 16 | 98 |
| Cumberland Inn | 16 | Call-ready | 306.8 | 232.9 | 16 | 200 |
| Dr. Monica Ellison | 17 | Call-ready | 250.6 | 74.9 | 14 | 58 |
| Highfield Farm B & B | 18 | Call-ready | 434.3 | 274.5 | 14 | 60 |
| Kirby Moor School | 19 | Call-ready | 223.2 | 61.7 | 17 | 137 |
| Parkland Village | 20 | Call-ready | 385.6 | 129.7 | 13 | 216 |
| Number Thirty One | 21 | Call-ready | 232.6 | 118.3 | 18 | 386 |
| The Owl Has Landed | 22 | Call-ready | 232.6 | 118.3 | 18 | 386 |
| Crown & Mitre Hotel,The (****) | 23 | Call-ready | 250.6 | 74.9 | 14 | 58 |
| Bessiestown Farm Holidays | 24 | Call-ready | 390.6 | 165.5 | 14 | 101 |
| White Lion Inn,the | 25 | Call-ready | 250.6 | 74.9 | 14 | 58 |
| Abberley House | 26 | Call-ready | 232.6 | 118.3 | 18 | 386 |
| East View Guest House | 27 | Call-ready | 311.5 | 170.3 | 15 | 146 |
| Leeming House Hotel (****) | 28 | Call-ready | 250.6 | 74.9 | 14 | 58 |
| No 1 Guest House | 29 | Call-ready | 345.3 | 185.1 | 16 | 98 |
| Aldingham House | 30 | Call-ready | 376.2 | 177.8 | 16 | 369 |
| Courtfield Guest House | 31 | Call-ready | 305.5 | 164.7 | 14 | 81 |
| Fern Lee Guest House | 32 | Call-ready | 305.5 | 164.7 | 14 | 81 |
| Knockupworth Corner | 33 | Call-ready | 283.3 | 188.1 | 14 | 81 |
| John Street Hostel | 34 | Call-ready | 352.4 | 249.5 | 15 | 444 |
| Royal Oak Hotel | 35 | Call-ready | 282.7 | 96.5 | 13 | 153 |
| Cherry Grove | 36 | Call-ready | 305.5 | 164.7 | 14 | 81 |
| Kelvin Grove | 37 | Call-ready | 380.8 | 228.9 | 13 | 292 |
| Langleigh Guest House | 38 | Call-ready | 311.5 | 170.3 | 15 | 146 |
| Lion & Lamb Hotel | 39 | Call-ready | 282.7 | 96.5 | 13 | 153 |
| Station Hotel Penrith | 40 | Call-ready | 213.0 | 71.8 | 14 | 51 |
| Brantwood Hotel Bar and Restaurant | 41 | Call-ready | 247.3 | 52.7 | 14 | 59 |
| The Eyrie at Epworth House | 42 | Call-ready | 250.6 | 74.9 | 14 | 58 |
| Greenhills Hotel, Wigton | 43 | Call-ready | 431.4 | 240.3 | 13 | 358 |
| Holly Trees Hotel | 44 | Call-ready | 305.5 | 164.7 | 14 | 81 |
| Knockupworth Hall | 45 | Call-ready | 283.3 | 188.1 | 14 | 81 |
| Redfern Inn | 46 | Call-ready | 340.7 | 118.5 | 15 | 53 |
| Sharrow Bay | 47 | Call-ready | 294.8 | 139.6 | 16 | 113 |
| Pinegrove Hotel | 48 | Call-ready | 398.9 | 218.9 | 13 | 294 |
| Cartref Guest House | 49 | Call-ready | 200.4 | 94.6 | 21 | 361 |
| Ashleigh House | 50 | Call-ready | 200.4 | 94.6 | 21 | 361 |
| Brooklyn House | 51 | Call-ready | 200.4 | 94.6 | 21 | 361 |
| Briar Lea House | 52 | Call-ready | 303.9 | 49.3 | 18 | 101 |
| YMCA Carlisle | 53 | Call-ready | 291.8 | 62.9 | 21 | 56 |
| The Warren Guest House | 54 | Call-ready | 291.8 | 62.9 | 21 | 56 |
| Carlisle Truckstop | 55 | Call-ready | 189.8 | 137.8 | 19 | 54 |
| Nightowl | 56 | Call-ready | 189.8 | 137.8 | 19 | 54 |
| Prince Charlie's Cottage | 57 | Workable | 251.1 | 67.9 | 42 | 100 |
| The Gretna Chase Hotel | 58 | Workable | 251.1 | 67.9 | 42 | 100 |
| Central Plaza Hotel | 59 | Call-ready | 176.0 | 107.5 | 21 | 342 |
| Rhone Villa | 60 | Workable | 226.9 | 61.8 | 41 | 114 |
| Smiths Hotel | 61 | Call-ready | 211.4 | 44.3 | 18 | 70 |
| The Belted Will Inn | 62 | Call-ready | 156.9 | 57.3 | 15 | 59 |
| Hallbankgate Bed & Breakfast | 63 | Call-ready | 156.9 | 57.3 | 15 | 59 |
| Vallum House Hotel | 64 | Call-ready | 308.9 | 165.2 | 12 | 39 |
| Charlie’s Quarters Brampton | 65 | Call-ready | 267.9 | 51.9 | 13 | 44 |
| Crosby Bed & Breakfast | 66 | Call-ready | 257.0 | 61.2 | 11 | 22 |
| North View Bed & Breakfast | 67 | Call-ready | 282.4 | 103.9 | 11 | 12 |
| March Bank Country House Hotel | 68 | Call-ready | 353.8 | 111.2 | 12 | 10 |
| Mosscrag Guest House | 69 | Call-ready | 149.3 | 54.0 | 15 | 86 |
| The Manor House Guest House | 70 | Call-ready | 242.7 | 145.3 | 7 | 10 |
| The White House Guest House | 71 | Call-ready | 289.7 | 49.4 | 10 | 18 |
| Bike Inn,The | 72 | Call-ready | 460.5 | 104.2 | 11 | 31 |
| Brookside Villa B&B | 73 | Call-ready | 372.4 | 133.5 | 10 | 21 |
| Crosby Lodge Country House Hotel | 74 | Call-ready | 223.7 | 103.8 | 13 | 19 |
| Wetheral Cottages | 75 | Call-ready | 245.6 | 111.2 | 11 | 11 |
| Belted Will Lodge | 76 | Call-ready | 267.9 | 51.9 | 13 | 44 |
| The Lounge Hotel and Bar, Penrith | 77 | Call-ready | 311.3 | 80.4 | 9 | 37 |
| The Old Country Chapel | 78 | Call-ready | 347.0 | 181.1 | 8 | 19 |
| The Samling Hotel Ambleside | 79 | Call-ready | 282.4 | 103.9 | 11 | 12 |
| Harbour Lights Hotel | 80 | Call-ready | 380.5 | 279.2 | 12 | 27 |
| The Roundthorn Country House | 81 | Call-ready | 239.3 | 61.4 | 8 | 17 |
| Andrew Jenkins | 82 | Call-ready | 308.9 | 165.2 | 12 | 39 |
| Hesket House B&B | 83 | Call-ready | 353.8 | 111.2 | 12 | 10 |
| Golden Spring Resort | 84 | Call-ready | 212.1 | 64.6 | 11 | 41 |
| Moss Bank Country Lodges | 85 | Call-ready | 245.6 | 111.2 | 11 | 11 |
| Royal Oak Hotel | 86 | Call-ready | 357.1 | 100.7 | 7 | 16 |
| Eden View Lazonby | 87 | Call-ready | 406.1 | 438.0 | 4 | 13 |
| Shank Wood Log Cabin | 88 | Call-ready | 152.4 | 50.7 | 16 | 69 |
| The Done Roam Inn | 89 | Call-ready | 321.0 | 78.5 | 13 | 23 |
| Corner House | 90 | Call-ready | 281.3 | 98.8 | 19 | 39 |
| Travelodge Carlisle Central | 91 | Call-ready | 394.3 | 52.6 | 17 | 15 |
| County Hotel | 92 | Call-ready | 394.3 | 52.6 | 17 | 15 |
| Ibis Hotel Carlisle | 93 | Call-ready | 394.3 | 52.6 | 17 | 15 |
| Carlisle Station Hotel | 94 | Call-ready | 394.3 | 52.6 | 17 | 15 |
| Beech House Bed & Breakfast | 95 | Call-ready | 258.5 | 81.2 | 14 | 23 |
| Greysteads | 96 | Call-ready | 267.6 | 67.7 | 17 | 18 |
| Willowford Farm | 97 | Call-ready | 284.0 | 100.0 | 16 | 30 |
| Oval House Bed & Breakfast | 98 | Call-ready | 240.2 | 82.5 | 15 | 22 |
| Hallmark Hotel Carlisle | 99 | Call-ready | 394.3 | 52.6 | 17 | 15 |
| The Crown Hotel Limited | 100 | Call-ready | 394.3 | 52.6 | 17 | 15 |
| Youth Hostels Association England Wales Youth Hostels Winder | 101 | Call-ready | 231.6 | 67.5 | 14 | 11 |
| Northumbria Byways | 102 | Call-ready | 359.9 | 87.1 | 16 | 32 |
| Roadhouse | 103 | Call-ready | 281.3 | 98.8 | 19 | 39 |
| Abbey Court Guesthouse B&B | 104 | Call-ready | 281.3 | 98.8 | 19 | 39 |
| Armthwaite Hall | 105 | Call-ready | 409.6 | 120.6 | 18 | 37 |
| Crafts at The Row | 106 | Call-ready | 746.9 | 147.6 | 16 | 11 |
| Harrison House | 107 | Call-ready | 394.3 | 52.6 | 17 | 15 |
| Glasgow Central | 108 | Call-ready | 394.3 | 52.6 | 17 | 15 |
| Dacre House on the Wall | 109 | Call-ready | 268.7 | 88.2 | 16 | 38 |
| Groffa Crag Farmhouse | 110 | Call-ready | 323.9 | 97.7 | 16 | 31 |
| The Museum Inn - Carlisle | 111 | Call-ready | 746.9 | 147.6 | 16 | 11 |
| Tynedale Guest House | 112 | Call-ready | 196.7 | 43.6 | 32 | 52 |
| GlenEdge Self Catering Cottage. The Lake District. | 113 | Call-ready | 195.6 | 60.4 | 16 | 25 |
| No 3 Victoria Road | 114 | Call-ready | 196.7 | 43.6 | 32 | 52 |
| No 3 B and B Penrith | 115 | Call-ready | 196.7 | 43.6 | 32 | 52 |
| Carlisle City Hostel | 116 | Call-ready | 140.1 | 56.8 | 23 | 64 |
| Harrison House | 117 | Call-ready | 185.9 | 40.2 | 13 | 69 |
| Marlborough House | 118 | Call-ready | 217.3 | 41.4 | 28 | 74 |
| Limestone Lodges | 119 | Call-ready | 272.3 | 63.0 | 26 | 17 |
| Newtown Farm B&B | 120 | Call-ready | 183.8 | 119.3 | 14 | 34 |
| Whitrigg House B&B Cumbria | 121 | Call-ready | 185.9 | 40.2 | 13 | 69 |
| Greenview Guest House | 122 | Call-ready | 188.2 | 142.3 | 16 | 26 |
| Skinburness Hotel | 123 | Call-ready | 183.2 | 183.8 | 17 | 46 |
| The Old Victoria | 124 | Call-ready | 267.4 | 86.6 | 31 | 29 |
| Abbey Court | 125 | Call-ready | 140.1 | 56.8 | 23 | 64 |
| Cottages Made For Two | 126 | Call-ready | 188.2 | 66.5 | 16 | 31 |
| Penrith, Cumbria | 127 | Call-ready | 267.4 | 86.6 | 31 | 29 |
| The Angus Hotel (Carlisle) | 128 | Call-ready | 217.3 | 41.4 | 28 | 74 |
| Ellen Hall Country Cottages | 129 | Call-ready | 188.2 | 66.5 | 16 | 31 |
| The Crown Hotel | 130 | Call-ready | 190.1 | 48.2 | 17 | 26 |
| Warwick Hall Country House Hotel | 131 | Call-ready | 179.0 | 77.7 | 15 | 16 |
| Eden Barn | 132 | Call-ready | 179.0 | 77.7 | 15 | 16 |
| Rebels Hide | 133 | Call-ready | 274.7 | 46.0 | 14 | 42 |
| Meadow View | 134 | Call-ready | 160.4 | 43.4 | 18 | 54 |
| Lilac Properties | 135 | Call-ready | 179.4 | 74.7 | 23 | 10 |
| Saddleback Barn | 136 | Call-ready | 179.4 | 74.7 | 23 | 10 |
| Greens at Gretna | 137 | Call-ready | 177.7 | 41.2 | 20 | 150 |
| Askham Hall (*****) | 138 | Call-ready | 165.0 | 49.1 | 11 | 22 |
| Crossroads House | 139 | Call-ready | 347.1 | 45.6 | 22 | 15 |
| Premier Inn | 140 | Call-ready | 172.5 | 70.7 | 28 | 45 |
| Waulkmill Escape To The Country | 141 | Call-ready | 128.6 | 46.0 | 15 | 56 |
| OYO Rooms | 142 | Call-ready | 252.6 | 43.8 | 21 | 17 |
| Hazeldean | 143 | Call-ready | 234.3 | 41.4 | 23 | 14 |
| Amber Nook | 144 | Call-ready | 183.9 | 42.6 | 17 | 11 |
| Gretna Green Solway Retreat | 145 | Workable | 265.4 | 60.6 | 64 | 45 |
| Coombs View Holiday Cottages | 146 | Call-ready | 144.1 | 60.9 | 16 | 12 |
| Best Western Glenridding Hotel | 147 | Call-ready | 138.1 | 58.2 | 13 | 42 |
| Greenlaw Guest House | 148 | Workable | 265.4 | 60.6 | 64 | 45 |
| The Halston | 149 | Call-ready | 115.6 | 47.2 | 23 | 149 |
| The Old Wool House | 150 | Call-ready | 115.6 | 47.2 | 23 | 149 |
| Rosalind House | 151 | Call-ready | 115.6 | 47.2 | 23 | 149 |
| Tilly Cottage | 152 | Call-ready | 127.0 | 71.1 | 10 | 48 |
| The Crown Hotel (Wetheral) | 153 | Call-ready | 115.6 | 47.2 | 23 | 149 |
| The Remote Cottage Company | 154 | Call-ready | 115.6 | 47.2 | 23 | 149 |
| Hadrian's Holiday Lodges and Tours | 155 | Call-ready | 125.6 | 69.2 | 12 | 41 |
| Shepherds Inn | 156 | Call-ready | 179.5 | 42.5 | 20 | 41 |
| River Garth | 157 | Call-ready | 179.5 | 42.5 | 20 | 41 |
| The Steadings | 158 | Workable | 188.3 | 47.2 | 55 | 24 |
| Aria Falls | 159 | Call-ready | 125.1 | 52.3 | 15 | 48 |
| Garthside Farm Holidays | 160 | Call-ready | 467.5 | 243.9 | 9 | 5 |
| Conor J Digby | 161 | Call-ready | 420.6 | 346.0 | 11 | 6 |
| The Ginney Country Guest House | 162 | Call-ready | 200.3 | 61.4 | 13 | 7 |
| The Weary | 163 | Call-ready | 119.7 | 85.6 | 13 | 27 |
| Swallow's Nest Holiday Cottage | 164 | Call-ready | 200.3 | 61.4 | 13 | 7 |
| Cross Keys Inn | 165 | Risky | 205.9 | 51.2 | 81 | 11 |
| Travelodge Carlisle Todhills | 166 | Call-ready | 317.2 | 70.2 | 13 | 4 |
| The Sty & The Stable | 167 | Call-ready | 716.7 | 109.6 | 14 | 1 |
| Hillside Farm | 168 | Call-ready | 583.8 | 226.9 | 16 | 8 |
| Highfield Farm | 169 | Call-ready | 583.8 | 226.9 | 16 | 8 |
| HerdyView Lodge | 170 | Call-ready | 172.3 | 40.7 | 17 | 12 |
| Greenhill Hotel | 171 | Call-ready | 314.5 | 50.8 | 17 | 5 |
| Howtown Pier | 172 | Call-ready | 110.2 | 56.6 | 22 | 32 |
| Beech House Holidays | 173 | Call-ready | 172.4 | 39.6 | 23 | 27 |
| Wythmoor Farm Cottages | 174 | Call-ready | 172.4 | 39.6 | 23 | 27 |
| Bleatarn Farm Caravan & Campsite | 175 | Call-ready | 170.2 | 155.6 | 11 | 3 |
| Hollyside Lodge | 176 | Workable | 95.1 | 58.1 | 19 | 13 |
| Lowther Arms Inn | 177 | Workable | 95.1 | 58.1 | 19 | 13 |
| Pentonbridge Inn | 178 | Risky | 186.8 | 44.6 | 72 | 22 |
| The Cross Keys Inn | 179 | Risky | 210.2 | 45.6 | 88 | 10 |
| Mell Fell View Cottage | 180 | Call-ready | 144.4 | 40.0 | 14 | 16 |
| YMCA | 181 | Call-ready | 167.1 | 36.7 | 26 | 40 |
| Upfront Holidays - Cottage & Eco Lodges | 182 | Workable | 72.0 | 49.1 | 12 | 10 |
| YHA Patterdale | 183 | Call-ready | 110.8 | 42.6 | 16 | 24 |
| Premier Inn | 184 | Call-ready | 154.3 | 34.9 | 19 | 14 |
| Brookside Villa B&B | 185 | Risky | 136.4 | 71.1 | 79 | 12 |
| The Rowley Estates | 186 | Call-ready | 149.1 | 47.6 | 10 | 3 |
| Netherstead Boarding Kennels & Cattery | 187 | Call-ready | 372.5 | 41.9 | 22 | 3 |
| The Golden Fleece | 188 | Call-ready | 144.9 | 84.1 | 28 | 6 |
| Bush Nook Farmhouse | 189 | Call-ready | 163.7 | 30.9 | 15 | 30 |
| The Greenhead Hotel | 190 | Call-ready | 140.6 | 34.4 | 13 | 11 |
| Brampton Holiday Cottage at 6 Gelt Road | 191 | Call-ready | 163.7 | 30.9 | 15 | 30 |
| The Mount Farm | 192 | Call-ready | 160.6 | 31.5 | 23 | 10 |
| Troutbeck Cottage nr Ullswater | 193 | Call-ready | 117.6 | 56.0 | 24 | 8 |
| Whitbarrow Hotel | 194 | Call-ready | 117.6 | 56.0 | 24 | 8 |
| Seasons Holidays | 195 | Call-ready | 117.6 | 56.0 | 24 | 8 |
| Luxury Lodges | 196 | Call-ready | 117.6 | 56.0 | 24 | 8 |
| Gilsland Spa Hotel | 197 | Call-ready | 107.1 | 35.7 | 18 | 15 |
| Low Hall Country House Accommodation | 198 | Workable | 80.0 | 40.3 | 16 | 21 |
| Inglewood Escape | 199 | Workable | 99.6 | 35.7 | 15 | 45 |
| The Hide Hotel | 200 | Call-ready | 155.0 | 36.0 | 15 | 9 |
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