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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cornerways | 1 | Call-ready | 296.4 | 193.5 | 12 | 166 |
| Howard Lodge | 2 | Call-ready | 296.4 | 193.5 | 12 | 166 |
| Townhouse Bed & Breakfast | 3 | Call-ready | 296.4 | 193.5 | 12 | 166 |
| Warwick Lodge | 4 | Call-ready | 296.4 | 193.5 | 12 | 166 |
| Vallum House Hotel | 5 | Call-ready | 454.1 | 249.4 | 8 | 118 |
| Crosby Bed & Breakfast | 6 | Call-ready | 295.9 | 56.4 | 9 | 418 |
| Highfield Farm B & B | 7 | Call-ready | 417.9 | 285.6 | 10 | 66 |
| North View Bed & Breakfast | 8 | Call-ready | 288.5 | 102.5 | 10 | 652 |
| Bessiestown Farm Holidays | 9 | Call-ready | 390.4 | 177.8 | 11 | 161 |
| East View Guest House | 10 | Call-ready | 296.4 | 193.5 | 12 | 166 |
| The Samling Hotel Ambleside | 11 | Call-ready | 288.5 | 102.5 | 10 | 652 |
| Courtfield Guest House | 12 | Call-ready | 375.5 | 251.1 | 11 | 141 |
| Harbour Lights Hotel | 13 | Call-ready | 371.3 | 308.5 | 10 | 57 |
| Fern Lee Guest House | 14 | Call-ready | 375.5 | 251.1 | 11 | 141 |
| Knockupworth Corner | 15 | Call-ready | 292.7 | 187.3 | 11 | 84 |
| Saddleback Barn | 16 | Call-ready | 275.1 | 158.7 | 9 | 58 |
| Andrew Jenkins | 17 | Call-ready | 454.1 | 249.4 | 8 | 118 |
| Cherry Grove | 18 | Call-ready | 375.5 | 251.1 | 11 | 141 |
| Langleigh Guest House | 19 | Call-ready | 296.4 | 193.5 | 12 | 166 |
| Lily Rose holiday cottage Brampton CA8 7DE | 20 | Call-ready | 215.7 | 83.2 | 9 | 71 |
| Royal Oak Hotel | 21 | Call-ready | 297.0 | 80.6 | 12 | 130 |
| Ashbourne Guest House | 22 | Call-ready | 447.4 | 179.5 | 12 | 102 |
| Holly Trees Hotel | 23 | Call-ready | 375.5 | 251.1 | 11 | 141 |
| Kates Guest House | 24 | Call-ready | 447.4 | 179.5 | 12 | 102 |
| Knockupworth Hall | 25 | Call-ready | 292.7 | 187.3 | 11 | 84 |
| Corner House | 26 | Call-ready | 243.0 | 207.4 | 13 | 50 |
| Cartref Guest House | 27 | Call-ready | 221.2 | 114.0 | 17 | 350 |
| Ashleigh House | 28 | Call-ready | 221.2 | 114.0 | 17 | 350 |
| Brooklyn House | 29 | Call-ready | 221.2 | 114.0 | 17 | 350 |
| Milton Hilltop Hotel | 30 | Call-ready | 430.5 | 230.6 | 13 | 344 |
| Premier Inn | 31 | Call-ready | 252.7 | 92.8 | 16 | 77 |
| Cumberland Inn | 32 | Call-ready | 292.3 | 196.0 | 17 | 199 |
| Kirby Moor School | 33 | Call-ready | 217.1 | 64.8 | 15 | 172 |
| Parkland Village | 34 | Call-ready | 338.9 | 177.1 | 13 | 272 |
| Number Thirty One | 35 | Call-ready | 271.2 | 166.5 | 14 | 435 |
| Prince Charlie's Cottage | 36 | Call-ready | 226.3 | 55.1 | 18 | 95 |
| The Owl Has Landed | 37 | Call-ready | 271.2 | 166.5 | 14 | 435 |
| Fell View Holidays | 38 | Call-ready | 305.2 | 193.4 | 13 | 218 |
| The Greenhead Hotel | 39 | Call-ready | 206.2 | 56.8 | 14 | 52 |
| Abberley House | 40 | Call-ready | 271.2 | 166.5 | 14 | 435 |
| The Gretna Chase Hotel | 41 | Call-ready | 226.3 | 55.1 | 18 | 95 |
| YMCA Carlisle | 42 | Call-ready | 298.0 | 56.8 | 14 | 85 |
| Aldingham House | 43 | Call-ready | 336.1 | 170.4 | 14 | 429 |
| John Street Hostel | 44 | Call-ready | 311.5 | 194.4 | 13 | 334 |
| Northumbria Byways | 45 | Call-ready | 276.6 | 103.5 | 14 | 50 |
| Roadhouse | 46 | Call-ready | 243.0 | 207.4 | 13 | 50 |
| Abbey Court Guesthouse B&B | 47 | Call-ready | 243.0 | 207.4 | 13 | 50 |
| Crafts at The Row | 48 | Call-ready | 407.8 | 225.5 | 16 | 327 |
| The Swallow Hilltop Hotel | 49 | Call-ready | 430.5 | 230.6 | 13 | 344 |
| The Warren Guest House | 50 | Call-ready | 298.0 | 56.8 | 14 | 85 |
| Rebels Hide | 51 | Call-ready | 349.5 | 63.2 | 14 | 64 |
| Sharrow Bay | 52 | Call-ready | 338.1 | 118.4 | 13 | 173 |
| The Museum Inn - Carlisle | 53 | Call-ready | 407.8 | 225.5 | 16 | 327 |
| Central Plaza Hotel | 54 | Call-ready | 260.2 | 176.6 | 19 | 402 |
| The Old Victoria | 55 | Call-ready | 190.7 | 63.5 | 15 | 91 |
| Penrith, Cumbria | 56 | Call-ready | 190.7 | 63.5 | 15 | 91 |
| Willowford Farm | 57 | Call-ready | 298.8 | 95.1 | 27 | 63 |
| Dacre House on the Wall | 58 | Call-ready | 279.0 | 88.8 | 26 | 69 |
| Carlisle Truckstop | 59 | Call-ready | 253.1 | 247.0 | 35 | 62 |
| Hadrians Park | 60 | Call-ready | 235.9 | 55.3 | 34 | 54 |
| Nightowl | 61 | Call-ready | 253.1 | 247.0 | 35 | 62 |
| Brantwood Hotel Bar and Restaurant | 62 | Call-ready | 237.0 | 46.5 | 16 | 56 |
| Blue Swallow Guest House, Penrith, Cumbria | 63 | Call-ready | 186.1 | 52.2 | 31 | 69 |
| Meadow View | 64 | Call-ready | 166.2 | 54.0 | 14 | 63 |
| The Oaks Holiday Cottage, Central Penrith | 65 | Call-ready | 186.1 | 52.2 | 31 | 69 |
| The Roundthorn Country House | 66 | Call-ready | 174.4 | 47.5 | 10 | 70 |
| Greens at Gretna | 67 | Call-ready | 169.9 | 56.5 | 18 | 124 |
| Heads Nook Hall | 68 | Call-ready | 164.6 | 60.3 | 21 | 77 |
| Beech House Holidays | 69 | Call-ready | 257.1 | 88.8 | 13 | 23 |
| Charlie’s Quarters Brampton | 70 | Call-ready | 326.4 | 77.1 | 13 | 45 |
| Harrison House | 71 | Call-ready | 472.9 | 94.1 | 9 | 18 |
| Low Hall Country House Accommodation | 72 | Call-ready | 268.3 | 83.5 | 9 | 16 |
| Tynedale Guest House | 73 | Call-ready | 367.9 | 120.7 | 12 | 44 |
| Bike Inn,The | 74 | Call-ready | 428.3 | 110.7 | 8 | 18 |
| Conor J Digby | 75 | Call-ready | 407.2 | 359.5 | 6 | 14 |
| Wetheral Cottages | 76 | Call-ready | 321.3 | 243.8 | 8 | 35 |
| Belted Will Lodge | 77 | Call-ready | 326.4 | 77.1 | 13 | 45 |
| Whitrigg House B&B Cumbria | 78 | Call-ready | 472.9 | 94.1 | 9 | 18 |
| Askham Hall (*****) | 79 | Call-ready | 277.5 | 84.6 | 11 | 31 |
| Brandraw House | 80 | Call-ready | 357.6 | 109.0 | 10 | 33 |
| No 3 Victoria Road | 81 | Call-ready | 367.9 | 120.7 | 12 | 44 |
| Relais & Châteaux | 82 | Call-ready | 267.2 | 95.5 | 12 | 32 |
| The Lounge Hotel and Bar, Penrith | 83 | Call-ready | 300.1 | 103.6 | 11 | 29 |
| The Old Country Chapel | 84 | Call-ready | 232.2 | 73.5 | 9 | 30 |
| Greenview Guest House | 85 | Call-ready | 286.8 | 214.9 | 13 | 13 |
| Hillside Farm | 86 | Call-ready | 350.1 | 141.3 | 9 | 18 |
| Lake District Holiday Homes | 87 | Call-ready | 234.1 | 51.6 | 13 | 28 |
| Lilac Properties | 88 | Call-ready | 218.4 | 137.7 | 9 | 48 |
| No 3 B and B Penrith | 89 | Call-ready | 367.9 | 120.7 | 12 | 44 |
| Royal Oak Hotel | 90 | Call-ready | 293.8 | 74.6 | 11 | 18 |
| Skinburness Hotel | 91 | Call-ready | 259.4 | 293.0 | 13 | 22 |
| Wythmoor Farm Cottages | 92 | Call-ready | 257.1 | 88.8 | 13 | 23 |
| Crossgate Luxury Glamping | 93 | Call-ready | 293.1 | 143.5 | 9 | 19 |
| Highfield Farm | 94 | Call-ready | 350.1 | 141.3 | 9 | 18 |
| Moss Bank Country Lodges | 95 | Call-ready | 321.3 | 243.8 | 8 | 35 |
| Lazonby Hall | 96 | Call-ready | 399.0 | 367.6 | 12 | 32 |
| Lion & Lamb Hotel | 97 | Call-ready | 293.8 | 74.6 | 11 | 18 |
| Station Hotel Penrith | 98 | Call-ready | 224.6 | 94.5 | 10 | 44 |
| Eden View Lazonby | 99 | Call-ready | 432.3 | 383.9 | 4 | 13 |
| Greenhills Hotel, Wigton | 100 | Call-ready | 460.7 | 285.3 | 6 | 13 |
| The Cross Keys Inn | 101 | Call-ready | 249.8 | 58.7 | 13 | 34 |
| The Done Roam Inn | 102 | Call-ready | 321.7 | 150.3 | 10 | 46 |
| Carlisle City Hostel | 103 | Call-ready | 250.8 | 54.0 | 19 | 22 |
| Dr. Monica Ellison | 104 | Call-ready | 221.9 | 88.6 | 16 | 42 |
| Greysteads | 105 | Call-ready | 341.2 | 173.8 | 15 | 10 |
| The Clare Louise Inn | 106 | Call-ready | 309.6 | 254.6 | 14 | 26 |
| The Crown Hotel | 107 | Call-ready | 257.6 | 61.3 | 16 | 11 |
| The White House Guest House | 108 | Call-ready | 357.7 | 61.4 | 14 | 46 |
| Crown & Mitre Hotel,The (****) | 109 | Call-ready | 221.9 | 88.6 | 16 | 42 |
| White Lion Inn,the | 110 | Call-ready | 221.9 | 88.6 | 16 | 42 |
| Briar Lea House | 111 | Call-ready | 302.2 | 70.9 | 16 | 10 |
| Crossroads House | 112 | Call-ready | 246.3 | 54.1 | 17 | 11 |
| Leeming House Hotel (****) | 113 | Call-ready | 221.9 | 88.6 | 16 | 42 |
| Abbey Court | 114 | Call-ready | 250.8 | 54.0 | 19 | 22 |
| Armthwaite Hall | 115 | Call-ready | 206.5 | 80.9 | 14 | 35 |
| Coombs View Holiday Cottages | 116 | Call-ready | 231.4 | 52.2 | 14 | 12 |
| Travelodge Penrith | 117 | Call-ready | 274.6 | 57.2 | 17 | 15 |
| The Eyrie at Epworth House | 118 | Call-ready | 221.9 | 88.6 | 16 | 42 |
| Cross Keys Inn | 119 | Call-ready | 194.8 | 56.5 | 9 | 18 |
| HerdyView Lodge | 120 | Call-ready | 298.4 | 52.5 | 14 | 21 |
| OYO Rooms | 121 | Call-ready | 261.9 | 50.7 | 18 | 13 |
| Redfern Inn | 122 | Call-ready | 210.1 | 134.6 | 15 | 37 |
| Pinegrove Hotel | 123 | Call-ready | 403.9 | 240.8 | 15 | 13 |
| Beech House Bed & Breakfast | 124 | Call-ready | 191.3 | 59.4 | 16 | 27 |
| Brookside Villa B&B | 125 | Call-ready | 254.2 | 101.2 | 23 | 11 |
| YMCA | 126 | Call-ready | 310.3 | 68.5 | 26 | 26 |
| Oval House Bed & Breakfast | 127 | Call-ready | 371.5 | 102.8 | 29 | 10 |
| Tilly Cottage | 128 | Call-ready | 128.9 | 77.3 | 9 | 152 |
| Cottages Made For Two | 129 | Call-ready | 256.8 | 88.7 | 26 | 12 |
| Ellen Hall Country Cottages | 130 | Call-ready | 256.8 | 88.7 | 26 | 12 |
| Cumbria Park Hotel | 131 | Call-ready | 184.1 | 105.5 | 20 | 32 |
| Hadrian's Holiday Lodges and Tours | 132 | Call-ready | 118.6 | 74.3 | 10 | 71 |
| Brookside Villa B&B | 133 | Call-ready | 383.7 | 130.3 | 35 | 39 |
| No 1 Guest House | 134 | Call-ready | 184.1 | 105.5 | 20 | 32 |
| Youth Hostels Association England Wales Youth Hostels Winder | 135 | Call-ready | 176.8 | 99.9 | 12 | 23 |
| Kelvin Grove | 136 | Call-ready | 173.0 | 198.5 | 11 | 10 |
| The Black Swan Inn | 137 | Call-ready | 178.7 | 49.6 | 15 | 45 |
| Upfront Holidays - Cottage & Eco Lodges | 138 | Call-ready | 170.3 | 101.9 | 15 | 11 |
| Coogarth - Holiday Cottage in Martindale | 139 | Workable | 303.9 | 143.8 | 46 | 27 |
| Smiths Hotel | 140 | Call-ready | 177.3 | 47.7 | 17 | 44 |
| Zara Continental | 141 | Call-ready | 262.7 | 44.6 | 20 | 14 |
| YHA Bassenthwaite | 142 | Call-ready | 174.9 | 63.0 | 34 | 12 |
| Midsummer Barns | 143 | Call-ready | 155.4 | 118.4 | 13 | 19 |
| Golden Spring Resort | 144 | Call-ready | 149.7 | 57.3 | 9 | 17 |
| The Manor House Guest House | 145 | Call-ready | 140.5 | 95.8 | 10 | 10 |
| Shepherds Inn | 146 | Call-ready | 172.8 | 43.6 | 17 | 22 |
| River Garth | 147 | Call-ready | 172.8 | 43.6 | 17 | 22 |
| Hazeldean | 148 | Call-ready | 211.9 | 38.3 | 21 | 12 |
| Orton Grange Park Home Living | 149 | Call-ready | 211.9 | 38.3 | 21 | 12 |
| Bluebell Cottage | 150 | Call-ready | 215.2 | 37.5 | 15 | 18 |
| Inglewood Escape | 151 | Call-ready | 133.1 | 42.0 | 20 | 77 |
| Garthside Farm Holidays | 152 | Call-ready | 364.4 | 195.3 | 9 | 5 |
| Bush Nook Farmhouse | 153 | Call-ready | 175.8 | 33.1 | 14 | 64 |
| Hollyside Lodge | 154 | Call-ready | 121.8 | 67.1 | 17 | 35 |
| Crosby Lodge Country House Hotel | 155 | Call-ready | 430.3 | 228.9 | 13 | 5 |
| Lowther Arms Inn | 156 | Call-ready | 121.8 | 67.1 | 17 | 35 |
| Amber Nook | 157 | Call-ready | 217.0 | 37.0 | 15 | 13 |
| Brampton Holiday Cottage at 6 Gelt Road | 158 | Call-ready | 175.8 | 33.1 | 14 | 64 |
| Groffa Crag Farmhouse | 159 | Call-ready | 407.5 | 103.8 | 8 | 8 |
| Travelodge Carlisle Todhills | 160 | Call-ready | 317.2 | 70.2 | 13 | 4 |
| Premier Inn | 161 | Call-ready | 201.3 | 35.4 | 16 | 25 |
| Byreburnfoot Country House Bed & Breakfast | 162 | Call-ready | 276.1 | 55.7 | 14 | 2 |
| Mell Fell View Cottage | 163 | Call-ready | 139.5 | 44.8 | 13 | 30 |
| The Belted Will Inn | 164 | Call-ready | 110.1 | 55.3 | 13 | 15 |
| Newtown Farm B&B | 165 | Call-ready | 355.8 | 202.4 | 14 | 3 |
| Keeper's Cottage Cumbrian B&B | 166 | Workable | 175.1 | 44.4 | 42 | 18 |
| Hallbankgate Bed & Breakfast | 167 | Call-ready | 110.1 | 55.3 | 13 | 15 |
| Greenhill Hotel | 168 | Call-ready | 264.5 | 75.8 | 14 | 9 |
| Shank Wood Log Cabin | 169 | Call-ready | 109.4 | 51.3 | 13 | 32 |
| Dalston Hall | 170 | Call-ready | 134.5 | 45.7 | 21 | 11 |
| The Hollies on the Wall | 171 | Call-ready | 162.7 | 40.2 | 13 | 24 |
| Bleatarn Farm Caravan & Campsite | 172 | Call-ready | 325.3 | 112.2 | 33 | 3 |
| Gilsland Spa Hotel | 173 | Call-ready | 139.9 | 42.1 | 11 | 19 |
| The Sty & The Stable | 174 | Call-ready | 244.6 | 46.8 | 12 | 8 |
| Pentonbridge Inn | 175 | Call-ready | 177.2 | 37.5 | 19 | 13 |
| Low Moat Cottage | 176 | Call-ready | 102.9 | 54.5 | 17 | 10 |
| The Halston | 177 | Call-ready | 123.0 | 38.5 | 19 | 123 |
| The Old Wool House | 178 | Call-ready | 123.0 | 38.5 | 19 | 123 |
| Rosalind House | 179 | Call-ready | 123.0 | 38.5 | 19 | 123 |
| The Crown Hotel (Wetheral) | 180 | Call-ready | 123.0 | 38.5 | 19 | 123 |
| The Remote Cottage Company | 181 | Call-ready | 123.0 | 38.5 | 19 | 123 |
| The Crown Hotel | 182 | Call-ready | 165.9 | 37.2 | 18 | 40 |
| Gretna Green Solway Retreat | 183 | Call-ready | 134.3 | 35.4 | 20 | 70 |
| Greenlaw Guest House | 184 | Call-ready | 134.3 | 35.4 | 20 | 70 |
| Bridge End Inn | 185 | Call-ready | 171.2 | 56.8 | 20 | 8 |
| Greenah Cragg | 186 | Call-ready | 143.2 | 70.4 | 10 | 4 |
| Crown and Mitre Hotel | 187 | Call-ready | 154.9 | 37.4 | 32 | 31 |
| Heather Glen Country Hotel | 188 | Call-ready | 154.9 | 37.4 | 32 | 31 |
| Netherstead Boarding Kennels & Cattery | 189 | Call-ready | 372.5 | 41.9 | 22 | 3 |
| Marlborough House | 190 | Call-ready | 135.0 | 32.6 | 34 | 76 |
| The Weary | 191 | Call-ready | 128.3 | 61.1 | 18 | 9 |
| The Angus Hotel (Carlisle) | 192 | Call-ready | 135.0 | 32.6 | 34 | 76 |
| Mosscrag Guest House | 193 | Workable | 96.7 | 32.3 | 16 | 51 |
| The Golden Fleece | 194 | Call-ready | 110.1 | 67.4 | 15 | 3 |
| Bessiestown Farm Country Guesthouse | 195 | Call-ready | 104.8 | 59.9 | 15 | 6 |
| March Bank Country House Hotel | 196 | Call-ready | 130.0 | 44.9 | 14 | 6 |
| Quarryside | 197 | Call-ready | 117.4 | 35.3 | 17 | 16 |
| Warwick Hall Country House Hotel | 198 | Call-ready | 118.9 | 35.7 | 19 | 18 |
| GlenEdge Self Catering Cottage. The Lake District. | 199 | Workable | 95.5 | 31.9 | 17 | 52 |
| Eden Barn | 200 | Call-ready | 118.9 | 35.7 | 19 | 18 |
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