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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Best Western-Mariners Inn | 1 | Call-ready | 469.8 | 32.6 | 9 | 127 |
| Cypress Cove Inn | 2 | Call-ready | 409.6 | 30.1 | 11 | 167 |
| Her Castle Homestay Bed and Breakfast Inn | 3 | Call-ready | 356.8 | 34.4 | 11 | 12 |
| Renee's BnB and Vacation Rental | 4 | Call-ready | 356.8 | 34.4 | 11 | 12 |
| J. Patrick House Bed and Breakfast Inn | 5 | Workable | 325.7 | 22.6 | 12 | 57 |
| Cambria Pines Lodge | 6 | Workable | 325.7 | 22.6 | 12 | 57 |
| The Pickford House | 7 | Workable | 325.7 | 22.6 | 12 | 57 |
| Hidden Springs Inn | 8 | Workable | 264.6 | 20.1 | 15 | 114 |
| Bed & Breakfast Homestay | 9 | Call-ready | 329.0 | 26.0 | 11 | 27 |
| Lodge Hill Cambria | 10 | Call-ready | 448.7 | 26.3 | 13 | 49 |
| Tullymore | 11 | Call-ready | 448.7 | 26.3 | 13 | 49 |
| Victoria's Last Resort | 12 | Call-ready | 345.2 | 25.5 | 12 | 49 |
| Dreydon House | 13 | Workable | 404.9 | 23.2 | 11 | 32 |
| Fiji Papageno Resort | 14 | Workable | 375.4 | 24.0 | 12 | 14 |
| Bridge Street Inn | 15 | Workable | 198.9 | 15.7 | 14 | 24 |
| The Bluebird Inn | 16 | Workable | 186.2 | 16.4 | 11 | 11 |
| Burton Inn | 17 | Workable | 186.2 | 16.4 | 11 | 11 |
| The Squibb House | 18 | Workable | 186.2 | 16.4 | 11 | 11 |
| Bluebird Inn | 19 | Workable | 186.2 | 16.4 | 11 | 11 |
| Olallieberry Inn | 20 | Workable | 193.5 | 15.3 | 14 | 21 |
| Fog's End Bed and Breakfast | 21 | Workable | 193.5 | 15.3 | 14 | 21 |
| The Rigdon House | 22 | Workable | 186.2 | 16.4 | 11 | 11 |
| Motel 6 | 23 | Workable | 60.0 | 40.1 | 34 | 13 |
| The Morgan San Simeon - Cambria by Hearst Castle | 24 | Workable | 60.0 | 40.1 | 34 | 13 |
| Pacific Coast Roadhouse | 25 | Workable | 43.3 | 24.9 | 24 | 63 |
| Coast Riders Inn | 26 | Workable | 43.3 | 24.9 | 24 | 63 |
| Silver Surf Motel | 27 | Workable | 43.3 | 24.9 | 24 | 63 |
| Courtesy Inn San Simeon | 28 | Workable | 43.3 | 24.9 | 24 | 63 |
| Quality Inn | 29 | Workable | 43.3 | 24.9 | 24 | 63 |
| Sands by the Sea | 30 | Workable | 43.3 | 24.9 | 24 | 63 |
| Cavalier Oceanfront Resort | 31 | Workable | 43.3 | 24.9 | 24 | 63 |
| Days Inn by Wyndham San Simeon | 32 | Workable | 43.3 | 24.9 | 24 | 63 |
| San Simeon Pines Seaside Resort | 33 | Workable | 79.8 | 19.8 | 20 | 11 |
| Oceanpoint Ranch | 34 | Workable | 79.8 | 19.8 | 20 | 11 |
| The Blue Whale Inn | 35 | Workable | 73.7 | 17.3 | 23 | 13 |
| Windrush Inn | 36 | Workable | 73.7 | 17.3 | 23 | 13 |
| White Water Inn | 37 | Workable | 73.7 | 17.3 | 23 | 13 |
| Fireside Inn on Moonstone Beach | 38 | Workable | 73.7 | 17.3 | 23 | 13 |
| 9 Iron Inn | 39 | Workable | 73.7 | 17.3 | 23 | 13 |
| Cambria Beach Bungalow | 40 | Workable | 73.7 | 17.3 | 23 | 13 |
| San Simeon Creek Campground | 41 | Workable | 57.8 | 10.3 | 27 | 11 |
| Washburn Campground | 42 | Risky | 60.2 | 8.1 | 31 | 13 |
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