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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Soeterus Guest Farm | 1 | Risky | 31.1 | 28.3 | 19 | 1 |
| 365 on the Helena | 2 | Risky | 31.4 | 18.0 | 29 | 15 |
| Thea's Cottage | 3 | Risky | 31.4 | 18.0 | 29 | 15 |
| Welgevonden Guesthouse | 4 | Risky | 31.4 | 18.0 | 29 | 15 |
| The Queen of Calitzdorp | 5 | Risky | 31.4 | 18.0 | 29 | 15 |
| @19Queen Street | 6 | Risky | 31.4 | 18.0 | 29 | 15 |
| Karoo Life | 7 | Risky | 31.4 | 18.0 | 29 | 15 |
| Calitzdorp Station Camping/Bar | 8 | Risky | 31.4 | 18.5 | 34 | 17 |
| Red Mountain Private Reserve | 9 | Risky | 31.4 | 18.0 | 29 | 15 |
| Red Mountain Nature Reserve | 10 | Risky | 31.4 | 18.5 | 34 | 17 |
| Gasteria Grange - Calitzdorp | 11 | Risky | 31.4 | 18.0 | 29 | 15 |
| Port Wine Venue and Guesthouse | 12 | Risky | 31.4 | 18.0 | 29 | 15 |
| Spekboom Cottages | 13 | Risky | 28.2 | 17.1 | 30 | 12 |
| Dorpshuis | 14 | Risky | 27.6 | 16.0 | 22 | 10 |
| The Calitz | 15 | Risky | 27.6 | 16.0 | 22 | 10 |
| Anna Sophia's Cotages | 16 | Risky | 27.6 | 16.0 | 22 | 10 |
| Riebeeck Huis | 17 | Risky | 27.6 | 16.0 | 22 | 10 |
| Red Ridge Mountain | 18 | Risky | 27.6 | 16.0 | 22 | 10 |
| De Wawielhuis Calitzdorp | 19 | Risky | 27.6 | 16.0 | 22 | 10 |
| Groenfontein Guest Farm | 20 | Risky | 27.6 | 16.0 | 22 | 10 |
| Strooi Kooi en haar Mooi Nooi | 21 | Risky | 28.2 | 17.1 | 30 | 12 |
| Rose Of The Karoo | 22 | Risky | 27.6 | 16.0 | 22 | 10 |
| Mymering Guest House | 23 | Risky | 27.2 | 14.1 | 30 | 9 |
| Red Stone Hills Holiday Farm | 24 | Risky | 17.6 | 7.5 | 30 | 4 |
| Enon Cottage | 25 | Risky | 17.6 | 7.5 | 30 | 4 |
| Hanepoot | 26 | Risky | 17.6 | 7.5 | 30 | 4 |
| Vineyard | 27 | Risky | 17.6 | 7.5 | 30 | 4 |
| Bushmen Cottage | 28 | Risky | 17.6 | 7.5 | 30 | 4 |
| Ostrich Palace | 29 | Risky | 17.6 | 7.5 | 30 | 4 |
| Aloe Gardens | 30 | Risky | 17.6 | 7.5 | 30 | 4 |
| Birds Nest | 31 | Risky | 17.6 | 7.5 | 30 | 4 |
| Red Rock | 32 | Risky | 17.6 | 7.5 | 30 | 4 |
| Koedoeskloof Country Lodge | 33 | Tethering territory | 2.7 | 4.7 | 30 | 1 |
| The Retreat - Groenfontein | 34 | Tethering territory | 7.0 | 5.7 | 63 | 5 |
| Die Bosvarkie Camp Site | 35 | Tethering territory | 9.2 | 4.7 | 63 | 1 |
| Calitzdorp Spa | 36 | Tethering territory | 4.9 | 2.6 | 49 | 5 |
| Calitzdorp Spa | 37 | Tethering territory | 4.9 | 2.6 | 49 | 5 |
| Ladismith Country House | 38 | Tethering territory | 13.7 | 2.3 | 363 | 7 |
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