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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rotterdam Estates Wedding Venue & Guest Farm | 1 | Workable | 45.6 | 53.8 | 12 | 9 |
| Chris-Elle Selfcatering | 2 | Risky | 24.8 | 29.5 | 38 | 25 |
| Makouvlei Guesthouse | 3 | Risky | 39.5 | 23.4 | 25 | 38 |
| Watercourt Lodge | 4 | Risky | 39.8 | 23.3 | 25 | 41 |
| Doorways | 5 | Risky | 39.5 | 23.4 | 25 | 38 |
| Monique's Guest House & Bike Stop | 6 | Risky | 39.8 | 23.3 | 25 | 41 |
| Bellair Wild | 7 | Risky | 39.8 | 23.3 | 25 | 41 |
| Lentelus | 8 | Risky | 39.5 | 23.4 | 25 | 38 |
| Barrydale Karoo Hotel | 9 | Risky | 39.8 | 23.3 | 25 | 41 |
| Over Karoo Inn | 10 | Risky | 39.8 | 23.3 | 25 | 41 |
| The Whitehouse | 11 | Risky | 35.4 | 19.2 | 28 | 34 |
| Inkaroo Self-Catering Cottage | 12 | Risky | 36.1 | 19.1 | 27 | 32 |
| Sorgvry House of Guests Barrydale Route 62 | 13 | Risky | 27.7 | 16.0 | 18 | 24 |
| The Hidden Emerald | 14 | Risky | 32.7 | 19.4 | 40 | 49 |
| Shamwari Game Reserve | 15 | Risky | 23.5 | 15.1 | 38 | 39 |
| Green Fig | 16 | Tethering territory | 12.4 | 7.8 | 45 | 165 |
| Malagas Hotel - Breede River | 17 | Tethering territory | 12.4 | 7.8 | 45 | 165 |
| Wild at Heart | 18 | Tethering territory | 13.0 | 8.2 | 50 | 125 |
| Umshanti | 19 | Tethering territory | 9.1 | 4.3 | 21 | 23 |
| Buffeljags Dam Camp Site | 20 | Tethering territory | 6.7 | 3.8 | 23 | 1 |
| Sam's Place | 21 | Tethering territory | 4.5 | 2.0 | 46 | 4 |
| Waterberry | 22 | Tethering territory | 4.5 | 2.0 | 46 | 4 |
| Candlewood | 23 | Tethering territory | 4.5 | 2.0 | 46 | 4 |
| Firefly | 24 | Tethering territory | 4.5 | 2.0 | 46 | 4 |
| Nguni | 25 | Tethering territory | 4.5 | 2.0 | 46 | 4 |
| Willow | 26 | Tethering territory | 4.5 | 2.0 | 46 | 4 |
| Frog Mountain Getaway | 27 | Tethering territory | 4.5 | 2.0 | 46 | 4 |
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