3 places ranked

Working from
boca del cielo

Ranked by the broadband measured at each address, worst-metric first, so the ones you can take a call from are at the top.

On the map

Hotel	#	Verdict	Down	Up	Ping	Tests
La Luna	1	Risky	39.8	29.0	41	199
turtle house	2	Risky	39.2	28.2	35	146
El paraiso	3	Risky	39.3	28.7	42	202

Upload is emphasised because it decides whether your video call holds, and it is the column no hotel will tell you.