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| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Homelands Guest House | 1 | Call-ready | 232.8 | 138.3 | 17 | 110 |
| Greta House | 2 | Call-ready | 228.4 | 114.9 | 19 | 274 |
| Jersey Farm Hotel | 3 | Call-ready | 210.0 | 85.9 | 21 | 196 |
| Jersey Farm Hotel | 4 | Call-ready | 209.1 | 95.4 | 23 | 154 |
| The Red Well Inn | 5 | Call-ready | 288.6 | 143.1 | 24 | 62 |
| Strathmore Lawn East | 6 | Call-ready | 228.4 | 114.9 | 19 | 274 |
| Spring Lodge Bed & Breakfast | 7 | Call-ready | 219.8 | 114.2 | 25 | 187 |
| Teesdale Barnard Castle Caravan & Motorhome Club Campsite | 8 | Call-ready | 425.1 | 79.9 | 15 | 14 |
| Burns Cottage | 9 | Call-ready | 425.8 | 102.7 | 16 | 14 |
| The Coach House | 10 | Call-ready | 428.8 | 101.9 | 17 | 11 |
| Barnard Castle Camping and Caravanning Club Site | 11 | Call-ready | 236.8 | 62.8 | 24 | 13 |
| Newgate House Bed and Breakfast | 12 | Call-ready | 207.6 | 96.2 | 20 | 13 |
| Gentian House | 13 | Workable | 203.8 | 55.3 | 61 | 19 |
| Hury Lodge Holiday Cottage | 14 | Call-ready | 145.3 | 57.3 | 19 | 10 |
| Kirkstone Bed & Breakfast | 15 | Call-ready | 715.6 | 453.5 | 16 | 7 |
| Langdon Beck Hotel | 16 | Tethering territory | 160.0 | 86.5 | 182 | 32 |
| The Old Barn | 17 | Tethering territory | 160.0 | 86.5 | 182 | 32 |
| The Hill B&B | 18 | Tethering territory | 160.0 | 86.5 | 182 | 32 |
| Mews Cottage, Middleton-in-Teesdale | 19 | Tethering territory | 160.0 | 86.5 | 182 | 32 |
| The Quirky Quarry | 20 | Call-ready | 150.1 | 31.2 | 17 | 1 |
| East Briscoe Farm Cottages | 21 | Workable | 64.1 | 15.3 | 14 | 10 |
| The Three Horseshoes Hotel | 22 | Workable | 64.1 | 15.3 | 14 | 10 |
| YMCA | 23 | Workable | 64.1 | 15.3 | 14 | 10 |
| Number 34 | 24 | Workable | 62.3 | 15.5 | 19 | 20 |
| Joan Armstrong Market Place Accommodation | 25 | Workable | 62.3 | 15.5 | 19 | 20 |
| The Old Well Inn | 26 | Workable | 62.3 | 15.5 | 19 | 20 |
| Clove Lodge | 27 | Workable | 98.9 | 12.7 | 31 | 1 |
| Hetherick Caravan Park | 28 | Risky | 45.9 | 9.3 | 74 | 63 |
| Pecknell Farm Caravan Site | 29 | Risky | 28.4 | 6.9 | 42 | 9 |
| No.4 Swallowholm | 30 | Risky | 24.1 | 5.1 | 67 | 14 |
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