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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Teesdale Barnard Castle Caravan & Motorhome Club Campsite | 1 | Call-ready | 320.5 | 136.5 | 17 | 94 |
| Jersey Farm Hotel | 2 | Call-ready | 314.4 | 166.5 | 18 | 417 |
| Jersey Farm Hotel | 3 | Call-ready | 315.4 | 167.9 | 18 | 400 |
| The Red Well Inn | 4 | Call-ready | 357.4 | 96.1 | 17 | 126 |
| Gentian House | 5 | Call-ready | 247.7 | 125.5 | 23 | 104 |
| Spring Lodge Bed & Breakfast | 6 | Call-ready | 137.0 | 54.1 | 15 | 209 |
| Langdon Beck Hotel | 7 | Call-ready | 253.4 | 110.9 | 34 | 32 |
| The Old Barn | 8 | Call-ready | 253.4 | 110.9 | 34 | 32 |
| The Hill B&B | 9 | Call-ready | 253.4 | 110.9 | 34 | 32 |
| Mews Cottage, Middleton-in-Teesdale | 10 | Call-ready | 253.4 | 110.9 | 34 | 32 |
| Bowes Moor Hotel | 11 | Call-ready | 335.0 | 154.0 | 17 | 5 |
| Burns Cottage | 12 | Call-ready | 361.7 | 89.6 | 15 | 9 |
| Newgate House Bed and Breakfast | 13 | Call-ready | 123.2 | 61.3 | 23 | 20 |
| Greta House | 14 | Workable | 98.3 | 51.4 | 17 | 19 |
| Strathmore Lawn East | 15 | Workable | 98.3 | 51.4 | 17 | 19 |
| Clove Lodge | 16 | Call-ready | 148.0 | 59.5 | 27 | 2 |
| Number 34 | 17 | Workable | 95.8 | 41.5 | 21 | 31 |
| Joan Armstrong Market Place Accommodation | 18 | Workable | 95.8 | 41.5 | 21 | 31 |
| The Old Well Inn | 19 | Workable | 95.8 | 41.5 | 21 | 31 |
| The Quirky Quarry | 20 | Call-ready | 138.2 | 31.3 | 19 | 2 |
| Hury Lodge Holiday Cottage | 21 | Call-ready | 106.6 | 27.9 | 34 | 13 |
| Homelands Guest House | 22 | Workable | 64.2 | 16.5 | 15 | 98 |
| East Briscoe Farm Cottages | 23 | Workable | 54.5 | 14.2 | 20 | 22 |
| The Three Horseshoes Hotel | 24 | Workable | 54.5 | 14.2 | 20 | 22 |
| YMCA | 25 | Workable | 54.5 | 14.2 | 20 | 22 |
| The Coach House | 26 | Workable | 80.5 | 18.0 | 28 | 2 |
| Barnard Castle Camping and Caravanning Club Site | 27 | Risky | 44.2 | 6.2 | 29 | 17 |
| Hetherick Caravan Park | 28 | Workable | 44.2 | 11.0 | 62 | 35 |
| Pecknell Farm Caravan Site | 29 | Risky | 40.9 | 5.4 | 27 | 19 |
| No.4 Swallowholm | 30 | Risky | 54.4 | 7.0 | 41 | 4 |
| Kirkstone Bed & Breakfast | 31 | Risky | 30.1 | 3.1 | 22 | 4 |
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