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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Midland Hotel | 1 | Call-ready | 152.0 | 60.4 | 10 | 68 |
| Hollies | 2 | Call-ready | 473.0 | 70.9 | 11 | 29 |
| Jitty Cottage | 3 | Call-ready | 242.5 | 77.4 | 9 | 26 |
| The Greyhound Hotel | 4 | Call-ready | 410.8 | 80.7 | 11 | 35 |
| Barrowgarth Guest House | 5 | Call-ready | 242.5 | 77.4 | 9 | 26 |
| Bongate House | 6 | Call-ready | 282.9 | 55.5 | 21 | 32 |
| Appleby Manor Country Hotel | 7 | Call-ready | 179.7 | 67.5 | 14 | 26 |
| Park House Caravan Park | 8 | Call-ready | 179.7 | 67.5 | 14 | 26 |
| Thornhill Lodge | 9 | Call-ready | 187.3 | 52.6 | 18 | 22 |
| Appleby Manor Hotel & Garden Spa | 10 | Call-ready | 179.7 | 67.5 | 14 | 26 |
| Laurel Mount Pet Friendly Holiday Cottage - With Hot tub | 11 | Call-ready | 160.1 | 48.2 | 20 | 15 |
| Town Head Farm Cottages | 12 | Workable | 90.9 | 69.5 | 14 | 11 |
| Tufton Arms | 13 | Call-ready | 109.8 | 31.8 | 15 | 54 |
| Scalebeck Cottage | 14 | Call-ready | 109.8 | 31.8 | 15 | 54 |
| Cosy Nook Cottage Company | 15 | Workable | 60.4 | 20.7 | 17 | 18 |
| Courtfield Hotel | 16 | Workable | 70.1 | 19.9 | 21 | 25 |
| Royal Oak Inn | 17 | Workable | 70.1 | 19.9 | 21 | 25 |
| Lady Anne’s Cottage no 1: Coleridge Cottage | 18 | Risky | 46.3 | 8.7 | 24 | 14 |
| Lady Anne’s Cottage no 2: Wordsworth Cottage | 19 | Risky | 46.3 | 8.7 | 24 | 14 |
| Lady Anne’s Cottage no 3: Nightingale Cottage | 20 | Risky | 46.3 | 8.7 | 24 | 14 |
| Heron Lodge | 21 | Risky | 45.1 | 7.3 | 34 | 40 |
| The Goodlie Hut Co. | 22 | Risky | 24.5 | 14.4 | 40 | 5 |
| Glen Bank Cumbria | 23 | Tethering territory | 76.7 | 16.1 | 162 | 4 |
| Low Howgill Farm Accommodation & Traditional Meats | 24 | Tethering territory | 37.9 | 2.9 | 72 | 1 |
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