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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| O'Connors | 1 | Call-ready | 214.6 | 54.1 | 7 | 52 |
| The Swan | 2 | Call-ready | 214.6 | 54.1 | 7 | 52 |
| The Crown Hotel | 3 | Call-ready | 214.6 | 54.1 | 7 | 52 |
| Queens Hotel Selborne | 4 | Call-ready | 214.6 | 54.1 | 7 | 52 |
| The Windmill Inn | 5 | Call-ready | 378.1 | 296.5 | 8 | 110 |
| Butts House self-catering Studio | 6 | Call-ready | 177.6 | 115.3 | 10 | 79 |
| St Marys Hall | 7 | Call-ready | 177.6 | 115.3 | 10 | 79 |
| Alton House Hotel | 8 | Call-ready | 212.3 | 66.8 | 7 | 17 |
| The New Coach House | 9 | Call-ready | 384.5 | 117.5 | 6 | 25 |
| Shepherds Court B&B | 10 | Call-ready | 287.7 | 69.9 | 7 | 24 |
| Wyards Farm Bed and Breakfast | 11 | Call-ready | 222.8 | 89.0 | 17 | 13 |
| Froyle Park | 12 | Call-ready | 139.1 | 57.2 | 26 | 985 |
| Upper Neatham Bed and Breakfast | 13 | Call-ready | 203.9 | 41.5 | 12 | 12 |
| Travelodge Alton Four Marks | 14 | Call-ready | 118.8 | 73.2 | 10 | 11 |
| Countrywide Hotels | 15 | Workable | 87.0 | 69.6 | 11 | 43 |
| Plum Cottage Bed And Breakfast | 16 | Workable | 56.9 | 44.3 | 10 | 37 |
| Enchanted Village | 17 | Call-ready | 208.8 | 36.1 | 30 | 5 |
| Alton Towers Hotel | 18 | Call-ready | 207.0 | 33.8 | 29 | 6 |
| Splash Landings Hotel | 19 | Call-ready | 207.0 | 33.8 | 29 | 6 |
| Cbeebies Land Hotel | 20 | Call-ready | 207.0 | 33.8 | 29 | 6 |
| Alton Towers Stargazing Pods | 21 | Risky | 65.0 | 30.5 | 76 | 10 |
| Bank House | 22 | Workable | 88.4 | 12.2 | 13 | 10 |
| Restaurant at Beech Barns Guest House | 23 | Workable | 108.0 | 11.7 | 23 | 11 |
| The Hawthorns B&B | 24 | Workable | 50.3 | 13.0 | 15 | 68 |
| Chained Oak | 25 | Workable | 48.8 | 26.7 | 70 | 11 |
| Market Hotel | 26 | Workable | 52.9 | 14.9 | 11 | 17 |
| Themarkethotel Alton | 27 | Workable | 52.9 | 14.9 | 11 | 17 |
| The Malt House | 28 | Workable | 50.0 | 11.9 | 30 | 101 |
| The Bridge House Hotel and Restaurant | 29 | Workable | 62.6 | 12.8 | 42 | 23 |
| Alton Bridge Hotel | 30 | Workable | 62.6 | 12.8 | 42 | 23 |
| Lower Micklin Farm | 31 | Risky | 67.5 | 4.9 | 29 | 17 |
| Lower Micklin Farm Holiday Cottages, near Alton Towers | 32 | Risky | 67.5 | 4.9 | 29 | 17 |
| Walnut Tree Barn | 33 | Risky | 29.3 | 6.6 | 11 | 12 |
| Dunhill Barn | 34 | Risky | 32.9 | 6.7 | 28 | 5 |
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