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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ninebanks Youth Hostel | 1 | Call-ready | 400.2 | 417.1 | 4 | 60 |
| Harbut Law Holiday Cottages | 2 | Call-ready | 247.1 | 143.4 | 11 | 12 |
| Harbut Law | 3 | Call-ready | 247.1 | 143.4 | 11 | 12 |
| Mark Close Farmhouse | 4 | Call-ready | 258.1 | 132.9 | 8 | 14 |
| The Nook Holiday Cottage | 5 | Call-ready | 600.0 | 256.3 | 7 | 17 |
| Bridge View, Garrigill | 6 | Call-ready | 576.0 | 204.8 | 9 | 14 |
| Mount hooley lodge | 7 | Call-ready | 290.8 | 171.3 | 8 | 10 |
| Isaacs Byre Holiday Cottage, Garrigill | 8 | Call-ready | 787.3 | 282.3 | 8 | 10 |
| Eastview Bed & Breakfast | 9 | Call-ready | 576.0 | 204.8 | 9 | 14 |
| St Johns House | 10 | Call-ready | 576.0 | 204.8 | 9 | 14 |
| West Nattrass Guesthouse | 11 | Call-ready | 251.7 | 52.3 | 11 | 2 |
| Alston Training & Adventure Centre | 12 | Call-ready | 194.1 | 51.5 | 9 | 8 |
| Bank Cottages | 13 | Call-ready | 249.7 | 78.2 | 17 | 6 |
| The Miners Arms (Nenthead) Ltd. | 14 | Call-ready | 116.1 | 48.4 | 18 | 19 |
| West Nattrass Tea Room & Guest House | 15 | Call-ready | 201.5 | 45.9 | 10 | 3 |
| Low Nest Barn | 16 | Call-ready | 237.3 | 46.2 | 23 | 3 |
| Cumberland Inn | 17 | Call-ready | 114.7 | 42.7 | 17 | 34 |
| Alston House Hotel | 18 | Call-ready | 114.7 | 42.7 | 17 | 34 |
| Cranmore Cottage | 19 | Call-ready | 114.7 | 42.7 | 17 | 34 |
| Temple Croft Bed and Breakfast | 20 | Call-ready | 114.7 | 42.7 | 17 | 34 |
| Yad Moss Ski Slope | 21 | Call-ready | 114.7 | 42.7 | 17 | 34 |
| The Coach House | 22 | Call-ready | 121.4 | 39.1 | 25 | 16 |
| Lowbyer Manor Country House | 23 | Workable | 82.6 | 28.9 | 18 | 64 |
| Tyne Willows | 24 | Workable | 82.6 | 28.9 | 18 | 64 |
| Jenkinsons Guest House | 25 | Call-ready | 100.0 | 26.7 | 17 | 25 |
| YHA Alston | 26 | Workable | 64.1 | 21.0 | 12 | 18 |
| YHA Alston | 27 | Workable | 64.1 | 21.0 | 12 | 18 |
| High Keenley Farm B and B | 28 | Workable | 65.2 | 16.0 | 23 | 3 |
| Town View Alston | 29 | Risky | 25.7 | 9.9 | 21 | 24 |
| Rock House Estate Holiday Cottages | 30 | Risky | 39.9 | 6.6 | 31 | 14 |
| Sunrise Cottage | 31 | Risky | 28.4 | 10.9 | 34 | 2 |
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