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Ranked
| Hotel | # | Verdict | Down | Up | Ping | Tests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beach House in Alpine | 1 | Call-ready | 361.9 | 297.4 | 24 | 55 |
| The Holland Hotel | 2 | Call-ready | 200.8 | 159.8 | 28 | 73 |
| The Historic Bottle House Bed & Breakfast | 3 | Call-ready | 200.8 | 159.8 | 28 | 73 |
| Hummingbird Cottage | 4 | Call-ready | 295.1 | 242.0 | 27 | 75 |
| Star Valley BnB | 5 | Call-ready | 382.2 | 329.3 | 8 | 21 |
| Greys River Cove RV Park | 6 | Call-ready | 208.9 | 125.5 | 14 | 12 |
| Cobblestone Hotel & Suites | 7 | Call-ready | 208.9 | 125.5 | 14 | 12 |
| Ayres Lodge Alpine | 8 | Call-ready | 346.1 | 40.3 | 18 | 77 |
| La Vista RV Park | 9 | Call-ready | 346.7 | 248.2 | 25 | 38 |
| La Loma Inn | 10 | Call-ready | 231.3 | 160.4 | 31 | 27 |
| Alpine Bed and Breakfast | 11 | Call-ready | 274.3 | 257.3 | 26 | 24 |
| Windmill House | 12 | Call-ready | 274.3 | 257.3 | 26 | 24 |
| The Nordic Inn | 13 | Call-ready | 132.6 | 51.5 | 15 | 98 |
| Alpine Creek Cottage | 14 | Call-ready | 274.3 | 257.3 | 26 | 24 |
| Flying Saddle | 15 | Call-ready | 132.6 | 51.5 | 15 | 98 |
| Casa Acero | 16 | Call-ready | 170.2 | 121.2 | 26 | 16 |
| Bull Moose Lodge | 17 | Call-ready | 196.8 | 41.4 | 11 | 10 |
| Three Rivers Motel | 18 | Call-ready | 196.8 | 41.4 | 11 | 10 |
| The Maverick Inn | 19 | Call-ready | 177.4 | 132.1 | 37 | 25 |
| Highland Inn | 20 | Call-ready | 177.4 | 132.1 | 37 | 25 |
| Bien Venido Motel | 21 | Call-ready | 148.6 | 111.4 | 37 | 41 |
| Rockin’ M Ranch | 22 | Call-ready | 230.3 | 184.5 | 4 | 7 |
| Antelope Lodge | 23 | Workable | 151.1 | 71.9 | 42 | 43 |
| El Viejo Adobe | 24 | Call-ready | 148.6 | 111.4 | 37 | 41 |
| Alpine North Loop | 25 | Call-ready | 254.3 | 103.9 | 19 | 3 |
| Wapiti Village RV Park | 26 | Call-ready | 150.7 | 229.6 | 4 | 1 |
| Lost Alaskan RV Park | 27 | Workable | 86.4 | 67.7 | 37 | 22 |
| El Nopal Casita | 28 | Workable | 93.1 | 42.2 | 37 | 14 |
| Oh Hi House | 29 | Workable | 93.1 | 42.2 | 37 | 14 |
| Paisano Baptist Encampment | 30 | Call-ready | 103.8 | 55.0 | 40 | 6 |
| Blowout Campground | 31 | Call-ready | 246.2 | 28.6 | 23 | 2 |
| Luna Lake Campground | 32 | Call-ready | 116.3 | 28.8 | 19 | 1 |
| Hoffman Campgroud | 33 | Call-ready | 124.4 | 28.4 | 28 | 1 |
| Little Cottonwood Group Campground | 34 | Workable | 183.6 | 18.5 | 26 | 1 |
| Griswold's Alpine Cabins | 35 | Workable | 113.8 | 19.8 | 22 | 25 |
| Sportsmans Lodge | 36 | Workable | 111.1 | 19.3 | 23 | 38 |
| Holiday Inn Express & Suites Alpine Southeast | 37 | Workable | 70.1 | 28.5 | 40 | 31 |
| Alpine Village RV Park | 38 | Workable | 105.9 | 18.3 | 26 | 13 |
| Mountain Hi Lodge | 39 | Workable | 105.9 | 18.3 | 26 | 13 |
| Alpine Divide Campground | 40 | Workable | 130.2 | 23.4 | 24 | 1 |
| Talwiwi Lodge | 41 | Workable | 108.6 | 16.8 | 25 | 11 |
| Americas Best Value Inn | 42 | Workable | 66.8 | 24.5 | 42 | 26 |
| Hampton Inn Alpine | 43 | Workable | 92.7 | 20.2 | 45 | 32 |
| Station Creek Campground | 44 | Workable | 112.7 | 23.0 | 30 | 7 |
| Station Creek Group Campground | 45 | Workable | 112.7 | 23.0 | 30 | 7 |
| Travelodge Alpine | 46 | Workable | 66.8 | 24.5 | 42 | 26 |
| Quality Inn | 47 | Workable | 66.8 | 24.5 | 42 | 26 |
| Oak Tree Inn | 48 | Workable | 66.8 | 24.5 | 42 | 26 |
| Escudilla Mountain Cabins | 49 | Workable | 93.3 | 17.3 | 27 | 13 |
| Adobe Vista | 50 | Workable | 117.0 | 15.9 | 46 | 13 |
| Casa Vida | 51 | Workable | 117.0 | 15.9 | 46 | 13 |
| Quarter Circle 7 Hotel | 52 | Workable | 82.7 | 15.6 | 46 | 31 |
| Luna Lake Campground | 53 | Workable | 126.6 | 17.6 | 56 | 7 |
| McCoy Creek Camground | 54 | Workable | 59.0 | 14.4 | 27 | 1 |
| Wolf Creek Campground | 55 | Risky | 91.9 | 8.2 | 21 | 3 |
| Iron City Campground | 56 | Workable | 72.7 | 11.2 | 22 | 5 |
| Cascade Camp | 57 | Risky | 46.1 | 6.4 | 18 | 2 |
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